Surfing

PARODY of Swampy M. Currently Surfing + Parodying.

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

Danverse just doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it? (:

[danpovenmire]

Oh, you are soooo mad.

This is only happening because your name took up 83% of the Dwampy name.

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I will not tolerate one more domestic violence in this house !

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

Daniel took the ‘toons in the divorce. :(

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

Danverse just doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it? (:

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

I know we’re all thinking it so I’ll just come out and say it: Humanized Shrek was actually kind of hot in Shrek 2 (:

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

Radical! (:

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

We’re gonna do it again! :)

[danpovenmire]

The first two episodes of Milo Murphy's Law came out early on Amazon and iTunes and they were so good! Anything about these first few episodes you want to reveal to us fans? :)

There’s going to be an Easter Egg Surfboard in every episode to pay respect towards the late Jeff Marsh.

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

I'm not dead? :)

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

jeff dwampy marsh

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

Jesus is my Boyfriend.

No Homo.

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

Evening Chuckle

Loved seeing the video of the dog walking the human. So funny!

[danpovenmire]

I miss my babies…

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

I'm right here, Daniel.

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

My Tumblr Drafts are brimming with Call-Out posts and Receipts but as a follower of the Lord Jesus Christ God Spirit Man, I will remain silent.

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

gnarly is so dated these days dude, the cool kids say dank now

Stop sending me hate mail at 2 in the morning. Totally not Gnarly ):

[danpovenmire]

Basic Tumblr Etiquette:

I’m going to superwhoLock you out of your house if you mention Fandoms™ on this web domain. Banned.

Keep your personal comments in the tags. Your shitty jokes are the reason for my erectile dysfunction.

Reply to the SpamBots - It’s most likely the only interaction you’ll have with another intelligent being on here.

No discourse. This isn’t a high school debate club. If you choose to argue, do so in the most respectful manner and passive-aggressive speech and emoticons. Example: UwU Sweetiey (:

Report your enemy’s blog once a day. The Tumblr Staff will begin to grow tired of your constant reports without evidence and eventually ban you from the website. Peace will be achieved. 

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

Bummer... Logging out now! Don’t want to crash your waves!

[danpovenmire]

How the Fuck do I block a Tumblr Icon. I want to keep following [Name Removed for Privacy Reasons] but can’t stand looking at their creepy as fuck selfie every time they Blog about their Magic School Bus OTP’s.  

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

I know this is about me and I must request that you refrain from sub-posting about me. Stay gnarly or stay off this website. Your choice.

P.S. It’s not a selfie. It’s a photograph from the Red Carpet that you weren’t invited to.

[danpovenmire]

The disrespect towards my Baked Ziti landed @canderemy into deep shit. Canderemy is no longer endgame. Jeremy is now married to a Mary Sue OC from DeviantArt. Think next time before you Sass me.

[cometcrystal]

DAN BETRAYED US

[danpovenmire]

CANDACE x JEREMY IS CANONICALLY DONE FOR.

Originally posted by lvl99otaku

☯✟ Follow for more Soft Grunge ✟☯

[cometcrystal]

thats it im never buying Phineas and Ferb Kraft Mac and Cheese again

[nanthecowdog]

That’s it, I’m burning my Candace picture Swampy drew me.

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

Please don't. I have a reputation to keep and a family to feed.

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

Swampy: Why are you ignoring me?

Dan: My mom always told me that if you've got nothing good to say, don't say anything at all.

Swampy: What are you holding back?

Dan: 26 years of rage and the fact that your socks don't match your damn Trilby today.

[danpovenmire]

Retweet that Nat, Skiff. Swab the Dab to Flee the Flock.

[jeffreyswampymarsh]

Not hip. Just idiotic.