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@cometcrystal
friend just handed me the most insane shit
twyla x crimson peak
Got reached out to on indeed by someone offering a sales representative position 45 minutes away from my house
i saw someone on reddit post their takes about where each enemy comes from/their home location and i disagreed with most of their takes so here's my version of this list
Me watching a customer grab fistfuls of pens and shove them in his pockets
Spectra x Evanescence
Minecraft caves are so dark bro…
Hey so it’s come to my attention that this account is stealing my posts from like 2 years ago? Super odd behavior. Why are you trying to engagement farm on tumblr?
Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day
then just don't??
you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy
i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout
can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user
it might save ur life
Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real
Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane
tom, on rachel
[rachel's POV]
Rachel. He'd sent Rachel.
Smart kid, my brother was. Rachel was the only one that would understand what had to happen. She'd understand what she needed to do. She'd always been the most blunt and practical one at the kid's table, after all. 'Tough' was the only kind of love she knew.
I was proud of both of them, in a way. My only regret is that I never got to thank them, never got to ruffle their hair and call them names for the last time. (I couldn't regret my helplessness. If I did, I'd have driven myself mad a long time ago.)
Iniss never paid much mind to Rachel at family gatherings, so she looked older than I remembered. The weight of the world was visible on her shoulders, and she carried it like pauldrons. I didn't want to think about how she got that way.
I had been keeping all my strength in reserve, concealing my intentions from my captor, saving it for a moment when it really mattered. And this mattered. I'd help my cousin in the only way I could.
Rachel lunged, her jaws snapping an inch from cobra muscle. The long, cylindrical body twisted to dodge her. The sensation was distant and strange. Iniss was piloting a body I'd never known, and all I could do was watch. And feel.
The battle surged. She defended herself with unsettling ease. I waited with practiced patience. Then -- a chance! She was close, and he was about to dodge again, but--
Now!
I used all my willpower to try and wrest control of the body. I couldn't do it, of course. Iniss was experienced with unruly hosts, and I didn't know how to work this thing, anyway.
But it was a distraction. A moment's lapse in his total, utter control of me.
Just enough.
Grizzly fangs pierced our skin, nearly cleaving us in two. The pain was blinding. The injury was fatal.
In my final moments, I heard the Yeerk wail in silent rage and agony. Then, I exhaled.
The World of Ultimate Music
can everyone stop watching football and focus on what really matters. me
[Slumber Party by Ashnikko plays in the distance]
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY S1E9 — Step Class.
liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno