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*wanders over* Mrrr!

Translation: [Do you have food?]

@jeffthebestboi

▪︎ Matt walks over to the mostly empty fridge.

⠦⠠⠥⠓⠲⠲⠲ ⠰⠠⠔⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠲⠴

"Uh... I have orange juice."

Mrrr.

Translation: [I like orange juice!]

▪︎ Matt grabs a bowl and starts pouring orange juice into it, then he pauses.

⠦⠠⠺⠁⠊⠞⠂ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠎⠓⠁⠗⠅⠎ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠦ ⠠⠙⠕ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠅⠝⠕⠺⠦ ⠠⠽⠕⠥ ⠏⠗⠕⠃⠁⠃⠇⠽ ⠙⠕⠝⠄⠞⠲⠲⠲ ⠠⠽⠕⠥⠄⠗⠑ ⠋⠊⠧⠑⠲⠴

"Wait, can sharks have orange juice? Do you know? You probably don't... You're five."

▪︎ He places the bowl on the counter and makes a phone call.

⠦⠠⠙⠕⠝⠄⠞ ⠞⠕⠥⠉⠓ ⠞⠓⠁⠞⠲⠴

"Don't touch that."

□ Screen Reader Lady: Calling Ravonna!

@ravonna-lexus-renslayer

Ravonna is sitting on her couch reading a book when she hears the Law and Order ringtone, quickly picking it up "hey matt, is everything alright?"

▪︎ Matt lowers his voice.

⠦⠠⠞⠓⠑⠗⠑⠄⠎ ⠁ ⠎⠓⠁⠗⠅ ⠊⠝ ⠍⠽ ⠓⠕⠥⠎⠑ ⠁⠝⠙ ⠊⠞ ⠺⠁⠝⠞⠎ ⠋⠕⠕⠙ ⠁⠝⠙ ⠁⠇⠇ ⠰⠠⠔⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠊⠎ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠲ ⠠⠠⠉ ⠁⠝ ⠎⠓⠁⠗⠅⠎ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠦⠴

"There's a shark in my house and it wants food and all I have is orange juice. Can sharks have orange juice?"

"I...how is a shark in your home? sharks need water...last I checked..." for a moment she wonders if sharks need water in this universe, if they have gills and must stay in a constant state of movement

"I...don't know...you don't have any meat? should I come over?"

⠦⠠⠝⠕⠞ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠕⠝⠑ ⠁⠏⠏⠁⠗⠑⠝⠞⠇⠽⠲⠴

"Not this one apparently."

▪︎ Matt puts the top back on the orange juice.

⠦⠠⠔ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠲⠴

"I have orange juice."

⠦⠠⠔⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠕⠍⠑ ⠕⠧⠑⠗ ⠃⠗⠊⠝⠛ ⠎⠕⠍⠑⠞⠓⠊⠝⠛ ⠊⠞ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠑⠁⠞⠂ ⠏⠇⠑⠁⠎⠑⠲⠴

"If you come over bring something it can eat, please."

"...is that all you have?" he hears her get up from her seat and go to the kitchen, starting to pack a few things in her bag "I might have to start doing grocery drop offs for you again."

"I'll be there in 20 minutes, tell them I'm bringing tuna steaks"

⠦⠠⠔⠄⠧⠑ ⠃⠑⠑⠝ ⠃⠥⠎⠽⠲⠴

"I've been busy."

▪︎ He turns to Jeff.

⠦⠠⠚⠑⠋⠋⠂ ⠍⠽ ⠋⠗⠊⠑⠝⠙ ⠊⠎ ⠃⠗⠊⠝⠛⠊⠝⠛ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠞⠥⠝⠁ ⠎⠞⠑⠁⠅⠎⠂ ⠊⠎ ⠞⠓⠁⠞ ⠕⠅⠁⠽⠦⠴

"Jeff, my friend is bringing you tuna steaks, is that okay?"

@jeffthebestboi

Mrrr! *tail wags*

Translation: [That sounds tasty!]

⠦⠠⠎⠕⠥⠝⠙⠎ ⠇⠊⠅⠑ ⠽⠕⠥⠄⠗⠑ ⠛⠕⠕⠙ ⠞⠕ ⠛⠕ ⠕⠝ ⠞⠓⠑ ⠞⠥⠝⠁ ⠎⠞⠑⠁⠅⠂ ⠠⠗⠁⠧⠕⠝⠝⠁⠲ ⠠⠞⠓⠁⠝⠅ ⠽⠕⠥⠲⠴

"Sounds like you're good to go on the tuna steak, Ravonna. Thank you."

@ravonna-lexus-renslayer

"perfect! I'll be there soon" shes already pulling on her coat and walking out the door.

she makes her way to Matt's apartment and uses her key to get inside

"hey! i got the tuna steaks and a few more things! where's the shark?"

*runs over, padding across the floor* Mrrr!

Translation: [Food!]

"oh my!-" she quickly reaches into her purse and tosses him a tuna steak

"aren't you just the cutest thing?"

*catches the tuna steak and eats it*

MuNcH mUnCh!!!

*tail wags*

"huh...so just how did a little guy like you start walking around?"

Mrrr mrr mrrr mrrrr mrrr!

Translation: [I am a land shark it's what we do!]

"are there very many land sharks?"

Mrrr! *nods*

Translation: [There's a whole planet full of us!]

"is that right? i don't think I've ever heard of such place"

she starts to unload some extra groceries into the fridge and cabinets

*climbs into the fridge* Mrrr!

Translation: [ More food!]

"careful now" she picks him up gently "Matt doesn't have a lot of it to begin with" she whispers

Mrrr? *tilts head*

Translation: [Did he eat it all?]

she pets his head gently trying to deflect the conversation "I'll tell you another time. want another tuna steak?"

Mrrr!

Translation: [ Yeees! ]

she tosses him another steak to keep him busy while she finishes up stocking the fridge

*eats the steak, tail wagging*

MuNcH! MuNcH! MuNcH!

*wanders over* Mrrr!

Translation: [Do you have food?]

@jeffthebestboi

▪︎ Matt walks over to the mostly empty fridge.

⠦⠠⠥⠓⠲⠲⠲ ⠰⠠⠔⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠲⠴

"Uh... I have orange juice."

Mrrr.

Translation: [I like orange juice!]

▪︎ Matt grabs a bowl and starts pouring orange juice into it, then he pauses.

⠦⠠⠺⠁⠊⠞⠂ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠎⠓⠁⠗⠅⠎ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠦ ⠠⠙⠕ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠅⠝⠕⠺⠦ ⠠⠽⠕⠥ ⠏⠗⠕⠃⠁⠃⠇⠽ ⠙⠕⠝⠄⠞⠲⠲⠲ ⠠⠽⠕⠥⠄⠗⠑ ⠋⠊⠧⠑⠲⠴

"Wait, can sharks have orange juice? Do you know? You probably don't... You're five."

▪︎ He places the bowl on the counter and makes a phone call.

⠦⠠⠙⠕⠝⠄⠞ ⠞⠕⠥⠉⠓ ⠞⠓⠁⠞⠲⠴

"Don't touch that."

□ Screen Reader Lady: Calling Ravonna!

@ravonna-lexus-renslayer

Ravonna is sitting on her couch reading a book when she hears the Law and Order ringtone, quickly picking it up "hey matt, is everything alright?"

▪︎ Matt lowers his voice.

⠦⠠⠞⠓⠑⠗⠑⠄⠎ ⠁ ⠎⠓⠁⠗⠅ ⠊⠝ ⠍⠽ ⠓⠕⠥⠎⠑ ⠁⠝⠙ ⠊⠞ ⠺⠁⠝⠞⠎ ⠋⠕⠕⠙ ⠁⠝⠙ ⠁⠇⠇ ⠰⠠⠔⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠊⠎ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠲ ⠠⠠⠉ ⠁⠝ ⠎⠓⠁⠗⠅⠎ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠦⠴

"There's a shark in my house and it wants food and all I have is orange juice. Can sharks have orange juice?"

"I...how is a shark in your home? sharks need water...last I checked..." for a moment she wonders if sharks need water in this universe, if they have gills and must stay in a constant state of movement

"I...don't know...you don't have any meat? should I come over?"

⠦⠠⠝⠕⠞ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠕⠝⠑ ⠁⠏⠏⠁⠗⠑⠝⠞⠇⠽⠲⠴

"Not this one apparently."

▪︎ Matt puts the top back on the orange juice.

⠦⠠⠔ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠲⠴

"I have orange juice."

⠦⠠⠔⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠕⠍⠑ ⠕⠧⠑⠗ ⠃⠗⠊⠝⠛ ⠎⠕⠍⠑⠞⠓⠊⠝⠛ ⠊⠞ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠑⠁⠞⠂ ⠏⠇⠑⠁⠎⠑⠲⠴

"If you come over bring something it can eat, please."

"...is that all you have?" he hears her get up from her seat and go to the kitchen, starting to pack a few things in her bag "I might have to start doing grocery drop offs for you again."

"I'll be there in 20 minutes, tell them I'm bringing tuna steaks"

⠦⠠⠔⠄⠧⠑ ⠃⠑⠑⠝ ⠃⠥⠎⠽⠲⠴

"I've been busy."

▪︎ He turns to Jeff.

⠦⠠⠚⠑⠋⠋⠂ ⠍⠽ ⠋⠗⠊⠑⠝⠙ ⠊⠎ ⠃⠗⠊⠝⠛⠊⠝⠛ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠞⠥⠝⠁ ⠎⠞⠑⠁⠅⠎⠂ ⠊⠎ ⠞⠓⠁⠞ ⠕⠅⠁⠽⠦⠴

"Jeff, my friend is bringing you tuna steaks, is that okay?"

@jeffthebestboi

Mrrr! *tail wags*

Translation: [That sounds tasty!]

⠦⠠⠎⠕⠥⠝⠙⠎ ⠇⠊⠅⠑ ⠽⠕⠥⠄⠗⠑ ⠛⠕⠕⠙ ⠞⠕ ⠛⠕ ⠕⠝ ⠞⠓⠑ ⠞⠥⠝⠁ ⠎⠞⠑⠁⠅⠂ ⠠⠗⠁⠧⠕⠝⠝⠁⠲ ⠠⠞⠓⠁⠝⠅ ⠽⠕⠥⠲⠴

"Sounds like you're good to go on the tuna steak, Ravonna. Thank you."

@ravonna-lexus-renslayer

"perfect! I'll be there soon" shes already pulling on her coat and walking out the door.

she makes her way to Matt's apartment and uses her key to get inside

"hey! i got the tuna steaks and a few more things! where's the shark?"

*runs over, padding across the floor* Mrrr!

Translation: [Food!]

"oh my!-" she quickly reaches into her purse and tosses him a tuna steak

"aren't you just the cutest thing?"

*catches the tuna steak and eats it*

MuNcH mUnCh!!!

*tail wags*

"huh...so just how did a little guy like you start walking around?"

Mrrr mrr mrrr mrrrr mrrr!

Translation: [I am a land shark it's what we do!]

"are there very many land sharks?"

Mrrr! *nods*

Translation: [There's a whole planet full of us!]

"is that right? i don't think I've ever heard of such place"

she starts to unload some extra groceries into the fridge and cabinets

*climbs into the fridge* Mrrr!

Translation: [ More food!]

"careful now" she picks him up gently "Matt doesn't have a lot of it to begin with" she whispers

Mrrr? *tilts head*

Translation: [Did he eat it all?]

she pets his head gently trying to deflect the conversation "I'll tell you another time. want another tuna steak?"

Mrrr!

Translation: [ Yeees! ]

HELLOOOO HOW ARE YOU?

@toothda-skunk

Mrrr! Mrr?

Translation: [Hungry! Do you have food?]

I have lolly pops!

Mrrrrr!!! *tails wags*

Translation: [Gimmeee!]

What flavor would you like?

Mrr mrr mrr!

Translation: [ All of them!]

Tooth searches through his bundle, grabbing one of each flavor before handing it to the animal

There ya go... what's your name?

*eats the lollipops*

MuNcH MuNCh!

Mrrr! Mrr mrr?

Translation: [I am Jeff! What's your name?]

I'm tooth!

Mrrr! *tail wags*

Translation: [Tooth is a cool name!]

You're name is also really cool!

Mrrr!

Translation: [ You're going to be my new best friend, okay?]

Yayy!!! I finally have a new best friend! I shall give you lollipops every day.

Mrrr! *tails wags*

Translation: [ Everyday! That will make me so happy! I love treats!]

HELLOOOO HOW ARE YOU?

@toothda-skunk

Mrrr! Mrr?

Translation: [Hungry! Do you have food?]

I have lolly pops!

Mrrrrr!!! *tails wags*

Translation: [Gimmeee!]

What flavor would you like?

Mrr mrr mrr!

Translation: [ All of them!]

Tooth searches through his bundle, grabbing one of each flavor before handing it to the animal

There ya go... what's your name?

*eats the lollipops*

MuNcH MuNCh!

Mrrr! Mrr mrr?

Translation: [I am Jeff! What's your name?]

I'm tooth!

Mrrr! *tail wags*

Translation: [Tooth is a cool name!]

You're name is also really cool!

Mrrr!

Translation: [ You're going to be my new best friend, okay?]

What are you some kind of mutie shark?

@friends-of-humanity

Mrrrrr! Mrr! *tail wags*

Translation: [I am Jeff! Hi!]

friends-of-humanity

We're sick and tired of these muties popping up everywhere! A mutie shark! Ridiculous!

One of them picks him up.

We gonna do you a favor and put you out of your misery?

*bites the one holding him, growling* Mrr!

Translation: [Put me down!]

friends-of-humanity

They drop him, holding their hand.

That thing bit me! It's gonna try and give me rabies.

Don't let it get away!

Another pulls out a gun and starts firing away at the shark.

*whimpers and runs away from them* :(

*wanders over* Mrrr!

Translation: [Do you have food?]

@jeffthebestboi

▪︎ Matt walks over to the mostly empty fridge.

⠦⠠⠥⠓⠲⠲⠲ ⠰⠠⠔⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠲⠴

"Uh... I have orange juice."

Mrrr.

Translation: [I like orange juice!]

▪︎ Matt grabs a bowl and starts pouring orange juice into it, then he pauses.

⠦⠠⠺⠁⠊⠞⠂ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠎⠓⠁⠗⠅⠎ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠦ ⠠⠙⠕ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠅⠝⠕⠺⠦ ⠠⠽⠕⠥ ⠏⠗⠕⠃⠁⠃⠇⠽ ⠙⠕⠝⠄⠞⠲⠲⠲ ⠠⠽⠕⠥⠄⠗⠑ ⠋⠊⠧⠑⠲⠴

"Wait, can sharks have orange juice? Do you know? You probably don't... You're five."

▪︎ He places the bowl on the counter and makes a phone call.

⠦⠠⠙⠕⠝⠄⠞ ⠞⠕⠥⠉⠓ ⠞⠓⠁⠞⠲⠴

"Don't touch that."

□ Screen Reader Lady: Calling Ravonna!

@ravonna-lexus-renslayer

Ravonna is sitting on her couch reading a book when she hears the Law and Order ringtone, quickly picking it up "hey matt, is everything alright?"

▪︎ Matt lowers his voice.

⠦⠠⠞⠓⠑⠗⠑⠄⠎ ⠁ ⠎⠓⠁⠗⠅ ⠊⠝ ⠍⠽ ⠓⠕⠥⠎⠑ ⠁⠝⠙ ⠊⠞ ⠺⠁⠝⠞⠎ ⠋⠕⠕⠙ ⠁⠝⠙ ⠁⠇⠇ ⠰⠠⠔⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠊⠎ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠲ ⠠⠠⠉ ⠁⠝ ⠎⠓⠁⠗⠅⠎ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠦⠴

"There's a shark in my house and it wants food and all I have is orange juice. Can sharks have orange juice?"

"I...how is a shark in your home? sharks need water...last I checked..." for a moment she wonders if sharks need water in this universe, if they have gills and must stay in a constant state of movement

"I...don't know...you don't have any meat? should I come over?"

⠦⠠⠝⠕⠞ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠕⠝⠑ ⠁⠏⠏⠁⠗⠑⠝⠞⠇⠽⠲⠴

"Not this one apparently."

▪︎ Matt puts the top back on the orange juice.

⠦⠠⠔ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠲⠴

"I have orange juice."

⠦⠠⠔⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠕⠍⠑ ⠕⠧⠑⠗ ⠃⠗⠊⠝⠛ ⠎⠕⠍⠑⠞⠓⠊⠝⠛ ⠊⠞ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠑⠁⠞⠂ ⠏⠇⠑⠁⠎⠑⠲⠴

"If you come over bring something it can eat, please."

"...is that all you have?" he hears her get up from her seat and go to the kitchen, starting to pack a few things in her bag "I might have to start doing grocery drop offs for you again."

"I'll be there in 20 minutes, tell them I'm bringing tuna steaks"

⠦⠠⠔⠄⠧⠑ ⠃⠑⠑⠝ ⠃⠥⠎⠽⠲⠴

"I've been busy."

▪︎ He turns to Jeff.

⠦⠠⠚⠑⠋⠋⠂ ⠍⠽ ⠋⠗⠊⠑⠝⠙ ⠊⠎ ⠃⠗⠊⠝⠛⠊⠝⠛ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠞⠥⠝⠁ ⠎⠞⠑⠁⠅⠎⠂ ⠊⠎ ⠞⠓⠁⠞ ⠕⠅⠁⠽⠦⠴

"Jeff, my friend is bringing you tuna steaks, is that okay?"

@jeffthebestboi

Mrrr! *tail wags*

Translation: [That sounds tasty!]

⠦⠠⠎⠕⠥⠝⠙⠎ ⠇⠊⠅⠑ ⠽⠕⠥⠄⠗⠑ ⠛⠕⠕⠙ ⠞⠕ ⠛⠕ ⠕⠝ ⠞⠓⠑ ⠞⠥⠝⠁ ⠎⠞⠑⠁⠅⠂ ⠠⠗⠁⠧⠕⠝⠝⠁⠲ ⠠⠞⠓⠁⠝⠅ ⠽⠕⠥⠲⠴

"Sounds like you're good to go on the tuna steak, Ravonna. Thank you."

@ravonna-lexus-renslayer

"perfect! I'll be there soon" shes already pulling on her coat and walking out the door.

she makes her way to Matt's apartment and uses her key to get inside

"hey! i got the tuna steaks and a few more things! where's the shark?"

*runs over, padding across the floor* Mrrr!

Translation: [Food!]

"oh my!-" she quickly reaches into her purse and tosses him a tuna steak

"aren't you just the cutest thing?"

*catches the tuna steak and eats it*

MuNcH mUnCh!!!

*tail wags*

"huh...so just how did a little guy like you start walking around?"

Mrrr mrr mrrr mrrrr mrrr!

Translation: [I am a land shark it's what we do!]

"are there very many land sharks?"

Mrrr! *nods*

Translation: [There's a whole planet full of us!]

"is that right? i don't think I've ever heard of such place"

she starts to unload some extra groceries into the fridge and cabinets

*climbs into the fridge* Mrrr!

Translation: [ More food!]

"careful now" she picks him up gently "Matt doesn't have a lot of it to begin with" she whispers

Mrrr? *tilts head*

Translation: [Did he eat it all?]

Mrrr! *tails wags wildly*

Translation: [Gwen!]

@jeffthebestboi

Hiya Jeff! How's the world been treating the cutest, most ferocious land shark in the whole wide multiverse?

Mrrr mrrr mrrr mrrrp!

Translation: [I have gotten treats from a lawyer and a mutant, so I had an almost good day!]

*tail stops wagging* Mrrr mrrr mrr.

Translation: [And then these people came and they picked me up and they were so mean, I had to bite them and they weren't even tasty.]

*My large, toothy smile fazes into a frown, then a thin grin* Gimme a few and I can ruin their lives. Hell, I'll have a whole army behind me in an hour.

Mrrr. Mrrr.

Translation: [ You don't have to Gwen. They'll be mean to you too.]

Well, they're fake and none of this is actually real. And I need engagement since I haven't posted in a long time. Win win win!

Mrrr. Mrrr. *points at them*

Translation: [ I guess you're right. They're over there.]

@friends-of-humanity

Mrrr! *tails wags wildly*

Translation: [Gwen!]

@jeffthebestboi

Hiya Jeff! How's the world been treating the cutest, most ferocious land shark in the whole wide multiverse?

Mrrr mrrr mrrr mrrrp!

Translation: [I have gotten treats from a lawyer and a mutant, so I had an almost good day!]

*tail stops wagging* Mrrr mrrr mrr.

Translation: [And then these people came and they picked me up and they were so mean, I had to bite them and they weren't even tasty.]

*My large, toothy smile fazes into a frown, then a thin grin* Gimme a few and I can ruin their lives. Hell, I'll have a whole army behind me in an hour.

Mrrr. Mrrr.

Translation: [ You don't have to Gwen. They'll be mean to you too.]

Mrrr! *tails wags wildly*

Translation: [Gwen!]

@jeffthebestboi

Hiya Jeff! How's the world been treating the cutest, most ferocious land shark in the whole wide multiverse?

Mrrr mrrr mrrr mrrrp!

Translation: [I have gotten treats from a lawyer and a mutant, so I had an almost good day!]

*tail stops wagging* Mrrr mrrr mrr.

Translation: [And then these people came and they picked me up and they were so mean, I had to bite them and they weren't even tasty.]

What are you some kind of mutie shark?

@friends-of-humanity

Mrrrrr! Mrr! *tail wags*

Translation: [I am Jeff! Hi!]

friends-of-humanity

We're sick and tired of these muties popping up everywhere! A mutie shark! Ridiculous!

One of them picks him up.

We gonna do you a favor and put you out of your misery?

#jeff the land shark rp #marvel rp #mcu rp

*bites the one holding him, growling* Mrr!

Translation: [Put me down!]

What are you some kind of mutie shark?

@friends-of-humanity

Mrrrrr! Mrr! *tail wags*

Translation: [I am Jeff! Hi!]

I keep seeing this small shark with legs walking down the street. I think the coffee is finally starting to get to me.

*appears* Mrrr!

Translation: [ You have coffee?]

GAH! Jeez Louise. Uh. Yeah. Do you want some?

*nods* Mrr!

Translation: [Yes!]

Here you go. You aren’t a hallucination right?

Mrrr...

Translation: [ I don't think so...]

*takes the coffee and drinks it, tail wagging wildly*

Mrr!

Translation: [ Thank you!]

Oh thank god. I thought I was going crazy. Your welcome.

*finishes the coffee*

Mrrr?

Translation: [Are you okay?]

Yes, I’m fine. Just making sure I’m not going crazy.

Mod bends down to pet Jeff.

*leans into their hand, happy for the pets*

I keep seeing this small shark with legs walking down the street. I think the coffee is finally starting to get to me.

*appears* Mrrr!

Translation: [ You have coffee?]

GAH! Jeez Louise. Uh. Yeah. Do you want some?

*nods* Mrr!

Translation: [Yes!]

Here you go. You aren’t a hallucination right?

Mrrr...

Translation: [ I don't think so...]

*takes the coffee and drinks it, tail wagging wildly*

Mrr!

Translation: [ Thank you!]

Oh thank god. I thought I was going crazy. Your welcome.

*finishes the coffee*

Mrrr?

Translation: [Are you okay?]

I keep seeing this small shark with legs walking down the street. I think the coffee is finally starting to get to me.

*appears* Mrrr!

Translation: [ You have coffee?]

GAH! Jeez Louise. Uh. Yeah. Do you want some?

*nods* Mrr!

Translation: [Yes!]

Here you go. You aren’t a hallucination right?

Mrrr...

Translation: [ I don't think so...]

*takes the coffee and drinks it, tail wagging wildly*

Mrr!

Translation: [ Thank you!]

I keep seeing this small shark with legs walking down the street. I think the coffee is finally starting to get to me.

*appears* Mrrr!

Translation: [ You have coffee?]

GAH! Jeez Louise. Uh. Yeah. Do you want some?

*nods* Mrr!

Translation: [Yes!]

*wanders over* Mrrr!

Translation: [Do you have food?]

@jeffthebestboi

▪︎ Matt walks over to the mostly empty fridge.

⠦⠠⠥⠓⠲⠲⠲ ⠰⠠⠔⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠲⠴

"Uh... I have orange juice."

Mrrr.

Translation: [I like orange juice!]

▪︎ Matt grabs a bowl and starts pouring orange juice into it, then he pauses.

⠦⠠⠺⠁⠊⠞⠂ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠎⠓⠁⠗⠅⠎ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠦ ⠠⠙⠕ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠅⠝⠕⠺⠦ ⠠⠽⠕⠥ ⠏⠗⠕⠃⠁⠃⠇⠽ ⠙⠕⠝⠄⠞⠲⠲⠲ ⠠⠽⠕⠥⠄⠗⠑ ⠋⠊⠧⠑⠲⠴

"Wait, can sharks have orange juice? Do you know? You probably don't... You're five."

▪︎ He places the bowl on the counter and makes a phone call.

⠦⠠⠙⠕⠝⠄⠞ ⠞⠕⠥⠉⠓ ⠞⠓⠁⠞⠲⠴

"Don't touch that."

□ Screen Reader Lady: Calling Ravonna!

@ravonna-lexus-renslayer

Ravonna is sitting on her couch reading a book when she hears the Law and Order ringtone, quickly picking it up "hey matt, is everything alright?"

▪︎ Matt lowers his voice.

⠦⠠⠞⠓⠑⠗⠑⠄⠎ ⠁ ⠎⠓⠁⠗⠅ ⠊⠝ ⠍⠽ ⠓⠕⠥⠎⠑ ⠁⠝⠙ ⠊⠞ ⠺⠁⠝⠞⠎ ⠋⠕⠕⠙ ⠁⠝⠙ ⠁⠇⠇ ⠰⠠⠔⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠊⠎ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠲ ⠠⠠⠉ ⠁⠝ ⠎⠓⠁⠗⠅⠎ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠦⠴

"There's a shark in my house and it wants food and all I have is orange juice. Can sharks have orange juice?"

"I...how is a shark in your home? sharks need water...last I checked..." for a moment she wonders if sharks need water in this universe, if they have gills and must stay in a constant state of movement

"I...don't know...you don't have any meat? should I come over?"

⠦⠠⠝⠕⠞ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠕⠝⠑ ⠁⠏⠏⠁⠗⠑⠝⠞⠇⠽⠲⠴

"Not this one apparently."

▪︎ Matt puts the top back on the orange juice.

⠦⠠⠔ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠕⠗⠁⠝⠛⠑ ⠚⠥⠊⠉⠑⠲⠴

"I have orange juice."

⠦⠠⠔⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠕⠍⠑ ⠕⠧⠑⠗ ⠃⠗⠊⠝⠛ ⠎⠕⠍⠑⠞⠓⠊⠝⠛ ⠊⠞ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠑⠁⠞⠂ ⠏⠇⠑⠁⠎⠑⠲⠴

"If you come over bring something it can eat, please."

"...is that all you have?" he hears her get up from her seat and go to the kitchen, starting to pack a few things in her bag "I might have to start doing grocery drop offs for you again."

"I'll be there in 20 minutes, tell them I'm bringing tuna steaks"

⠦⠠⠔⠄⠧⠑ ⠃⠑⠑⠝ ⠃⠥⠎⠽⠲⠴

"I've been busy."

▪︎ He turns to Jeff.

⠦⠠⠚⠑⠋⠋⠂ ⠍⠽ ⠋⠗⠊⠑⠝⠙ ⠊⠎ ⠃⠗⠊⠝⠛⠊⠝⠛ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠞⠥⠝⠁ ⠎⠞⠑⠁⠅⠎⠂ ⠊⠎ ⠞⠓⠁⠞ ⠕⠅⠁⠽⠦⠴

"Jeff, my friend is bringing you tuna steaks, is that okay?"

@jeffthebestboi

Mrrr! *tail wags*

Translation: [That sounds tasty!]