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i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

#yeah

wellfine

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

higharollakockamamie

One thing I love about FFXIV is dragons are refugees from a robot war in space and we all just accept that.

satyyrl

The way they got to the planet where the game (mostly) takes place is one dragon was mpreg with seven children while looking for a new home and he struck a deal with Crystal Mommy to let him raise them there.

invenblocker

At least one art of vore has been recorded as having been performed by a dragon and his Elezen (imagine an Elf, but French) wife.

This is considered a major historical event.

clockworkdragonffxiv

They also might be practicing a weird form of Lamarkian evolution. If they want something hard enough, and the environmental pressures are there, sometimes when they go through major developmental tiers they spontaneously develop adaptations. Like one grew opposable thumbs because she was fascinated by crafting... while also bulking up from a large housecat sized dragonet into a large horse sized juvenile.

Oh, and if your distant ancestor ate a great wyrm, guess what now you can spontaneously metamorphisize into a dragon if you consume dragon blood. Which is everyone in an entire country, and quite likely much of the continent at this point. This raises some very strange questions about dragon genetics and their ability to assimilate into an environment... and assimilate the environment.

The more you learn about them, yeah, this is a species that's evolved to be the dominant life form in any environment, and does this by eventually becoming most of the environment.

Oh, and the thing with the vore jokes? Yeah, no, there's good odds her soul is still alive inside him. Like when he says he knows Iceheart isn't Shiva's reincarnation it's because, well, she can't be carrying Shiva's soul. Because he knows where it is.

anneapocalypse

I think it is also important to note that because of the aforementioned seven children thing, all of the dragons on Hydaelyn choosing to fuck for fun and companionship are in fact closely related, including some who were siblings (for example, Bahamut and Tiamat). However, because of the aforementioned asexual reproduction, dragon incest appears not to be taboo or a genetic issue.

#yeah that's all accurate #dragon corpses are also very alive for the most part #that big dragon skeleton the size of the mountain is just sleeping #ffxiv

quinnick

It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.

mrs-delaney

Please take your vitamin D

bundibird

HEY SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE GIRLIES, ITS OUR TURN TO ENDURE THE DARK DAYS NOW, BUT STAY STRONG. THE WORLD IS NOT ENDING; THE SUN IS JUST SETTING AT 5-to-6 PM. BUT SHE WILL COME BACK TO US SOON. TAKE A VITAMIN D AND HANG IN THERE.

#in the dark of the night sadness will find you oooaaaoooo

daveedmee

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

transmascmarypoppins

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

cecilsrandomeverything

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

spacefinch

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

chatblancofficial

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

huewrite

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

gossamermouse

this is not a place of honor

jackviator

dinosaurana

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

bacteriumphage

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

shithowdy

it's 1pm at the marsh! come on down, we've got

𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹𝓈!!!

bisonwares

Showing off the Arapaima I made! (Pattern also made by me)

This was the test of the new pattern and I love her. 🎏💕

#i want to also make fish

trying-trying2lyk

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

goslinggf

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

goslinggf

gender neutrients

manipulated-pieces

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

getvalentined

The Weather Channel's AQI is broken (apparently the entire planet is hazardous to breathe right now, oops) but the scale only goes up to 500 so I am in tears at how the little indicator loads in upon a refresh.