"I just kissed your pillow..."

Adrian | 30-something | He/him/his

[dozydawn]

[lew-basnight]

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

[biria8]

The closest they could get to Winnie without waking up Mommy

[hussyknee]

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

[samreich]

i literally see nothing wrong here

[whichcouldmeanothing]

banned 00s coffee ttrpg commercial

[tumorhead]

City Council of Darkness is very funny to end on "even YOU can affect your Local Government! There are plenty of ways to help! Get Involved Now! :)" after showing how they solved the most accute problems via murder.

[sarah-chasm]

My algorithm knows me so well

Too well???

[hi-intrepid-heroes]

love d20 continuing the tradition of making fun things dark like you’ve heard of soul damaging candy season and soul damaging fairytale season, now get ready for: soul damaging toy season

[ourmutualignorance]

vic michaelis back in the dome confirmed???

[sarah-chasm]

Toylight looks incredible!!

[dimension20official]

Coming soon: Dimension 20: Toylight! 🧸🪁🚂

Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Intrepid Heroes (Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, Brian Murphy, Zac Oyama, Siobhan Thompson, Lou Wilson) for a fantastical adventure!

D20: Toylight premieres September 16, only on Dropout!

➡️ Find the season FAQ here!

Dimension 20

Heed the call of adventure and enter Dimension 20 where Game Master Brennan Lee Mulligan, joined by comedians and pro gamers, blends comedy

[ryan-sometimes]

I feel like the Brazilian football league is a goldmine of untapped potential for silly tumblr posts. What if I just started posting random funny moments of Brazilian football

[ryan-sometimes]

Two clips with similar energy: a Vasco player getting sent down a flight of stairs

And also a Coritiba player jumping over the barricade to celebrate his goal without realizing there’s a hole right behind it

[ryan-sometimes]

What’s crazy about that second clip of the Coritiba player falling in the hole is that it’s from 2014, and just YESTERDAY the SAME THING happened with THE SAME TEAM!!!

A Coritiba player was celebrating a goal yesterday, 12 years after the original meme, and once again fell in a hole behind the barricade

[darrenpillowscriss]

Hmmm, I wonder how much sodium is in this pizza..

28%? That’s not too bad for a full meal. Hang on… what’s that?

1/5?!?!? ONE. FIFTH?!?!?!

What kind. Of PSYCOPATH. Cuts a PIZZA. Into FIVE SLICES?!?!?

[samreich]

it is my professional obligation to share with you my latest dumbass song

[cutest-silly-nb]

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

[cutest-silly-nb]

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

[losttheoldone-hereweareagain]

Using the butterflies in the wigs to keep track of point totals for the players was fucking INSPIRED

[gamechangershow]

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