The Humans Are Dead

I'm jellybean, just gonna reblog the things I like | 26 | ♀

[jellybeanjackass]

POV: you've always rejected the beige mom/millennial grey aesthetic and now that you have your own studio apartment you went nuts

[jellybeanbooty]

THIS MY PLACE

[mintcakeart]

fellas, is it gay to beg another man not to leave you as you both bleed to death in a bathroom? (dir. james wan 2004)

ignore john this aint about him

[silveme]

Back on my bullshit 🕺

[jellybeanbooty]

My dishwasher doesn't understand the assignment and I can't take it anymore

[jellybeanbooty]

LOL I just found out there is a town in my state called Busseyville. Hahahaha BUSSEYVILLE?!?!?!?

[jellybeanbooty]

I really wish I could just have a normal relationship with food....

[jellybeanbooty]

Kill them with kindness. WRONG. Laser grid.

[jellybeanbooty]

I miss halloween and spooky season :(

[larval-tear]

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

[mayomkun]

I've seen Mad Max Fury Road for the first time!! whew

[cutscenelogic]

PWYW Voice Requests!

Another of these, sorry gang. I haven't had any shifts at work in nearly two weeks, so.

Common sense applies, as always -- Nothing hateful.

Examples here!

[jellybeanbooty]

When i was like 11 me and my friend used to write stores in notebooks and exchange the books to read and write notes about the stories to eachother. I realized we were very different writers when she wrote about both of us buying a horse after raising lemonade stand money and fighting over who got to have it (she was a horse girl) and mine was about us using a time machine to go back in time to see if dinosaurs would be our friends (they would not) and our time machine broke so we were trapped in the past and had to hunt for food and wear loin cloths and work together like tribal ppl. We both died and million of years later scientists found our bones and were mad that they weren't dinosaur bones.

[jellybeanbooty]

I had a dream recently that I went to a expensive restaurant with someone and all of the food was considered "edited" and I had no idea what that meant. It was like the hot new thing to go get edited food from this fancy resturant. Ppl were posting and it was going viral, and they waited in giant lines outside the restaurant. We get in and sit and the menus have like redacted text and missing descriptions and food with no pics. I was so confused and I ordered pancakes and when they arrived they were literally censored like nude photos but in real time. Like the blurry pixel censorship that goes over your naked sims. I dont remember much else after that but I asked the waiter how they edit the food and he snapped at me and very angrily told me to never ask him that ever again.

[scurybooween]

[jellybeanbooty]

Other Girls: Thin, pretty, respectable, can have conversations, perfect.

Me: Cant remember which plane of existence I came from, Mass is constantly fluctuating, has hundreds of eyes, can only be precived by a few people, warps all light and gravity I come into contact with, I dont cast a shadow, spine like a mobious strip

[jellybeanbooty]

Tumblr ads know exactly what I want

[jellybeanbooty]

I'm sorry but when fin and poe and rey have that 3 person hug. My guy. PLEASE! Listen LISTEN. poetic cinema. Throw the rest of the movie into the garbage. The hug is all that matters