🎵Saturday night I feel the air is getting hot🎵
Noah Kahan

oozey mess

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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Color Me Curious
The Bowery Presents
YOU ARE THE REASON
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almost home
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cherry valley forever
The Stonewall Inn

Kiana Khansmith

Discoholic 🪩

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Phantogram Three
Cosmic Funnies

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@jellybear2610-blog
🎵Saturday night I feel the air is getting hot🎵
i have never had so much second hand embarrassment in my life like i was trying to make a joke about this but i can’t i just can’t overcome the embarrassment
OHMYGOD.
Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!
WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board
BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!
Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.
OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!
…Seriously?
People. Wow. Open your EYES.
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???
CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1
Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?
Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!
I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!
what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry
SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!
THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!
Why is there a knife on the floor? Someone could slip and fall on it.
HONESTLY BARBIE! GET THAT DOG/CAT OUT WHILE YOU CLEAN, THERE COULD BE TOXIC CHEMICALS IN THAT SHIT!
Brave?
"Krale’s not a vegetable!"
Is ok Cupid or tinder even worth making an account, is their honestly any potential of finding a wholesome regular guy willing to just chat,exchange numbers, FaceTime, get to actually know and then meet for a first time, otherwise it looks like a waste of time with sexual older perves that obviously don't range in your match percent range or age rang, seems like a bunch of old, asshole,perverts, who message for sex and a good time with pics and quick phone/video sex not a lasting relationship.
Tell that to my (just-coming-up-to-our-first-anniversary!) relationship with a lovely, regular guy who took a couple of months to chat with me on OkCupid before meeting up for dinner and now laughs with me while watching B-horror films on Netflix!
Tinder is definitely geared towards hookups, but I promise there are plenty of regular, good guys out there. You will likely have to wade through a lot of creeps, but I would say it’s worth it.
Good luck!
S
I met my boyfriend of almost a year on Tinder. All that matters is that you and the other person are on the same page and want the same things.
conversation at work
i work at a halloween haunted house park
Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
Me: Yeah? Why's that?
Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
Me: uh
Me: i dont get it
Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
other boy: *SCREAMING*
girl: *SCREAMING*
me: *SCREAMING*
first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
Lol, she’s Like “you love me when I play a white girl on camera but forget I’m mixed”
i like how they laughed back thinking it was a joke or something…. … … … …
idiots.
Ordinary Girl Clip
Doctor Who’s Quinquagenary → Full Circle
"Perhaps I should go home. Back to my own planet… But I can’t… I can’t…” -First Doctor, The Massacre of St. Bartholomew’s Eve
"I have a new destination. My journey is the same as yours, the same as anyone’s. It’s taken me so many years, so many lifetimes, but at last I know where I’m going, where I’ve always been going. Home… the long way round.” -Eleventh Doctor, The Day of the Doctor
isn’t she the best
<3_<3
Awesome photo from the official Star Wars Twitter account.
if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubby
think of the chubby birds
they are literally such chubby fluffs
and they’re cute as heck
and shit man, so are you
may the chubby birds inspire us all
glitteretgore
someone isn't talking to me and I've done literally...nothing. Maybe they're busy?...
I am loaf
omg
thepigeongazette is my new favourite webcomic and thing in general..go follow her :D