My brother wrote this epic crossover!
My brother is themichaelwilson11 on Deviantart! Go watch him! He sent me the transcript of this! I hope he posts this on his Deviantart! :D
Transformers/Marvel/Star Wars Crossover
Opening monologue with Optimus Prime:
Optimus Prime: All these years, we fought for you humans, and not once did you thank us for protecting your planet, you only see us as the problem of it and not the solution, you see us as only as threats, not as people like you, if you think you know the outcome of what a war means and what it can do to you, then you are gravelly mistaken, you don't the horrors of war like I do, you don't know the half of it.
(*MY BROTHER WROTE A FUCKING AMAZING ORIGIN STORY FOR OPTIMUS PRIME IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD LIKE ONE WHERE IT COULD SERIOUSLY BE A MOVIE)
Enter Scott Lang (Ant Man), Raven (Mystique), Peter Quill (Star Lord), Wade Wilson (Deadpool), Optimus Prime himself.
Scott: So this guy wears a platypus bill mask and talks like that guy from those car insurance commercials, has an obsession with keeping the lights off, sounds a lot like the love child of Darth Vader.
Raven: Alright, Scott you're up.
Scott: Well, I always wanted to play with spaceships again.
(Ant-Man runs and jumps and turns into Giant-Man grabbing TIE fighters)
Peter : I Got to tell you, Scott knows what he's doing. Yes siree, he's definitely a pro at it. Big dude, little planet.
Wade: His superpower goodness makes Batman run back like a scared a-hole shitting himself in his batcave.
Peter: You know I used to have a whole set of Star Wars toys when I was a kid.(Star-Lord throws Stormtroopers off speeders in the background)
Scott: No way! What kind? (as he butt-heads two Tie Fighters together)
Peter: Return of the Jedi sets. (Star-Lord kicks Stormtroopers in the nuts)
Scott: Oh my gosh, me too!!!! I had Jabbas palace! (Scott throws pilot out of tie fighter in background)
Peter: Same here. (Star Lord blasts Stormtroopers in the face.)
Raven: We got more incoming, Wade?
Wade: Super f-king chimichanga powers activate!!! (Wade fights Stormtroopers)
You might wanna look away from this, knowing I'm stuffing this down your f-king Death Star! (Deadpool takes out smartphone and takes selfie pic with Stormtrooper getting a wedgie or beaten up with Deadpool also making peace sign next to the Stormtrooper and puts bunny ears fingers over Stormtroopers head) Oh you look great in that one! I'm saving that one next to my hello kitty wallpaper!
Peter: Raven, you got one coming for you!
Raven: I see him! (Raven fights Stormtrooper)
Scott: Uh guys how long are we going to be out here fighting them?
Peter: Yeah they just keep coming.
Raven: I have an idea, (Raven shape-shifts into Stormtrooper.) I'll lead them away, keep fighting the Tie fighters.
(Raven takes off Stormtrooper helmet)
(Scott shrinks back to normal size and falls to ground, Optimus arrives catching him)
Optimus: I got you, hang on.
Scott: Thanks. Man am I exhausted. I could use a microwave burrito from Seven Eleven right now.
Wade: I have a chimichanga, will that do?
Peter: You alright, buddy?
Scott: Yeah, I think so, just wasn't expecting that.
Scott: No, I just got a bad back bruise, I'll be ok.
Raven: I think Kylo is here.
Peter: yeah makes sense, knowing he would find us soon enough.
Wade: oh no now our worst Atari nightmares have come true!
Optimus: Quickly, all of you get behind me!
(Raven, Peter, Scott and Wade run to Prime as he shields them with his shield.) (Shield pushes laser back and blows up power stations of First Order men.)
Scott: I'm mean, you know you're the X-Men, (starts humming the movie theme)
Kylo: I can't move you. (Has a hard time trying to use the Force on Optimus)
Optimus: I'm heavier than I look.
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