𝔰𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔲𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥!

highly selective, mutuals only, independent 𝔧𝔢𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔣𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔠𝔨. headcanon heavy. affliated with 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑𝑦𝑘𝑒. written by 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝖺. 

[jendyke]

❛   HEY, WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT ?   —   no  ---   who  in  the  fuck  are  you  ?  i  know  i  didn’t  smoke  anything  and  i  sure  as  shit  am  not  shitfaced   ---  SADLY  ---   so  .  .  .  what  the  actual  fuck  ?     ❜

[jendyke]

♡ ♡ ♡

[jendyke]

❛   GEEZ - CHILLAX, IT’S JUST TWO SUITCASES. we’ll  get  new  shit  when  we  get  to  the  city  anyway,  like,  duh.  —   we  can  trash  these  then.  but  before  that  i’m  not  risking  looking  like  a  total  hobo,  sooooo   —   stop  grunting  like  an  “ overly  -  determined “  old  man,  maybe.  it’s,  uh  .  .  .  counter  -  productive.  also  kinda  gross.   ---   so,  how’s  it  lookin’  back  there  ?   everything  fittin’  nice  &  tight  ?    ❜

[jeninfercheck]

𝗆𝗈𝗇𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗍 & 𝗏𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗌𝗂𝗅.             𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕨𝕤 𝟙/?                     DO NOT REBLOG.

[jendyke]

❛   CUT THE SHIT, JEN!   what’s  your  fucking  deal   ?   you  bring  chip  here  to–  to  what   ?   to  get  me  to  pay  you  the  attention  you  haven’t  gotten  since  the  night  you  went  all  fucking–   .   .   .   twilight  on  me,   is  that  it   ?   i  don’t  care  anymore,   jen,   i  don’t  fucking  care   !   i  just  want  all  this—   SHIT,   this  ironic,   angsty  BULLSHIT  over  with   !   i’m  tired,   i’m  so  tired,   okay   ?   you  wanna  rip  apart  my  “boyfriend”  just  to  fuck  with  me   ?   FINE   !   i’m  over  giving  you  everything  only  for  you  to  take.   you,   my  mom,  fucking  CHIP—   i  don’t  care  anymore   !   why  don’t  you  just  take  me  down  with  him   &   then  you  wouldn’t  have  to  be  so  embarrassed  at  the  notion–  that  means  idea–  of  going  to  prom  with  me   !   ❜

❛   GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A WHINY LITTLE BITCH !  —  player  -  hater  !  you  kicked  me  out  that  day,  you  kept  ghosting  me,  who  do  you  think  you  ar—   who  do  you  think  i  am  ?   —   oh,  just  watch,  i  will  rip  your  “no  less  effective  than  conversion  therapy”  boyfriend  to  fruit  -  rollups  &  shit  his  frail  lil’  bones  out  !   because  he  is  an  ugly,  bacon  -  reeking  fucking  creep,  anita.   I’M  THE  ONE  THAT  DESERVES  YOUR  ATTENTION.    —  fuck  your  granola  -  crunching,   crackhead   mother  &  fuck  this  “nice  guys  finish  last”  incel.  he  did  everything  to  keep  you  away  from  me.  ME !    (   the  snowflake  queen.  your  snowflake  queen.  )  —-  why  didn’t  you  ask  me  ?   ---    to  prom  ?   why  didn’t  you  ask  me  ?   too  much  of  a  pussy  ?   too  comfortable  in  your  blah  blah  i  don’t  care  b.s.  bubble  ?    ❜

[jendyke]

jennifer is dumb

[heireating]

           BOOK STARTERS VOL.57    THE SHINING    STEPHEN KING

❛ Sometimes human places create inhuman monsters. ❜

❛ I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just going to bash your brains in. ❜

❛ Monsters are real. Ghosts are too. They live inside of us, and sometimes, they win. ❜

❛ The world’s a hard place. It doesn’t care. It doesn’t hate you and me, but it doesn’t love us, either. ❜

❛ The tears that heal are also the tears that scald and scourge. ❜

❛ Pull your act together and just go on. ❜

❛ I had never dreamed there could be so much pain in a life when there is nothing physically wrong. I hurt all the time. ❜

❛ Tough old world, baby. If you’re not bolted together tightly, you’re gonna shake, rattle, and roll before you turn thirty. ❜

❛ Are you sure self-pity is a luxury you can afford? ❜

❛ Truth comes out. In the end it always comes out. ❜

❛ Living by your wits is always knowing where the wasps are. ❜

❛ No matter where you go, the same asshole gets off the plane. ❜

❛ We sometimes need to create unreal monsters and bogies to stand in for all the things we fear in our real lives. ❜

❛ That’s your job in this hard world, to keep your love alive and see that you get on, no matter what. ❜

❛ Human nature, baby. Grab it and growl. ❜

❛ God wiped snot out of his nose and that was you. ❜

❛ Run away. Quick. And remember how much I love you. ❜

❛ How many times, over how many years, have I—a grown adult—asked for the mercy of another chance? ❜

❛ I was suddenly so sick of myself, so revolted. ❜

❛ You listen to me. I’m going to talk to you about it this once and never again this same way. ❜

❛ But those pieces, they’ll never fit just the same way again. Never in this world. ❜

❛ Dying is a part of living. You have to keep tuning in to that if you expect to be a whole person. ❜

❛ Officious little prick. ❜

❛ I’ve been sleepwalking again, my dear. — The plants are moving under the rug. ❜

❛ How I wish you were fear. ❜

❛ But it was a dreadful kind of curiosity, the kind that makes you peek through your fingers during the scariest parts of a scary movie. ❜

❛ All we have is time, you know. An eternity of time. Or shall we end it? Might as well. After all, we’re missing the party. ❜

❛ We all remember our pleasant dreams more clearly than the scary ones. ❜

❛ The way things should be and the way things are hardly ever get together. ❜

❛ Got to be regular if you want to be happy. ❜

[jeninfercheck]

𝗐𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝗎𝗍𝖾, 𝗈𝗄𝖺𝗒?           𝔧𝔢𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔣𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔠𝔨.    6/?         PERSONALS DO NOT REBLOG.

[jendyke]

❛   HEY, THE PRETTY BOY  —  can  i  have  him  ?   like  .  .  .  i  thought  we  weren’t  doing  the  whole    ---   uh,  .  .  .  men  thing.  that’s  suuuuupes  not  cool.  and  he  looks  awfully  tasty,  like  a  golden  chickkie  -  nuggie.  —     raaaaaachie  !   pretty  please  !    with  cherries  on  top.  —  or  moonflowers  or  guts,  just  whatever  gives  ya  a  wettie.    ❜

[jendyke]

❛   OH? COME TO SAVE YOUR    itty  -  bitty,  cheating  ass,  wet  -  bread  lookin’  “ boyfriend ”  ?  still  got  that  leash  ‘round  your  throat  ?     —   also  what  the  fuck  are  you  wearing,  you  look  like  a  home  -  made  lamp,  needy.  like  your  grandma’s  grandma’s  curtains  threw  up  on  you.  uh    —    god,  you  are  helpless  without  me,  just  admit  it.  —-   ANYWAY.  shutsies  !  i’m  gonna  slurp  .  .  .  this   .  .  .   up  now.  we  can  go  to  the  dance  later.  i’ll  need  a  change  of  clothes  obvi.  but  so  will  you   —    so   .  .  .    ❜

[jendyke]

i’ll add this to the doc when i finally make it but i’ll be tracking #succubtich and not #jendyke so non-lesbians don’t have to use the slur.

[jendyke]

𝚃𝙰𝙶 𝙳𝚁𝙾𝙿.

[jendyke]

❛   QUICK PIT STOP.   some  people  get  slim  jims   &   mountain  dew,   others  prefer  organic  snacks.   i  would’ve  brought  you  leftovers  but  i  had  uh   .   .  .   other  plans  in  mind.   ❜

❛   ANITA! THAT’S NAUGHTY -   what  would  your  mother  say  ?   ----   holy  shit,  what  if  she  had  one  of  her  crackhead  prophetic  dreams  &  ya  were  knuckle  -  deep  in  da  kitty  ?  outta  the  asylum,  right  into  jennifer   ---   bloody’n  all  too.    ❜

[gentleatthis-arc]

jennifer is a lesbian. all her life she suffers from compulsory heterosexuality, which is rooted deeply in her desire to feel important, to feel desirable, to be the most wanted, and in the societal balance, all of those things are most easily acquired through male attention. she is of course, very beautiful, and has personally used that to her gain her entire life, but all her relationships with men served one purpose and one purpose only, to feel wanted & important, & to be popular & outstanding amongst others, which again, was provided with ease through male attention. but after her turning, that took a sharp shift. she no longer depended on boys to feel above others, she felt inhuman strength, she was a “god”. also her beauty too kept “faltering” (her skin got dull & paler, she kept losing handfuls of hair etc.) unlike before, depending on whether she was full or not & with it came the realisation that she should be the “snowflake queen” no matter what. that’s when she also consecutively & truly realised she had no real interest in men, and that they had been NOTHING but tools, (she was well aware of how she had been using them before too but hadn’t realised that it was ONLY that) but her interest lied in women, and that it had been that way all along (ie. needy).

[jendyke]

❛   SOOOOO, THOSE LOW SHOULDER GUYS  —      it’s  you  that  went  psycho  -  killer  -  cannibalistic  ham  on  their  asses,  right  ?   right.  obvi.  —   wait,  did  you  come  here  directly  after   ?   you  kinky  lil’  minx  !    ❜ 

[jendyke]

𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔟𝔬𝔵 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔰.

[jeninfercheck]

𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙖 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧-𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧!           𝔧𝔢𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔣𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔠𝔨.    5/?         PERSONALS DO NOT REBLOG.