The real guy, the best guy

[kjhgefyjwdnwd-deactivated201301]

shopping carts in random places make me sad

there is nothing for you there friend

[cheaphalloweencostume]

one of my favorite anecdotes about myself that is extremely humiliatingly telling about my personality is that like a year ago I was cooling w @beecreeper eating some potato dish for dinner and I remarked “don’t you hate the potato sweats… When you eat potatoes and your face gets all hot and red and you feel all swollen” and she’s like “um? that doesn’t happen to people that sounds like mild anaphylactic shock…?”

that’s the story of how it took me 20+ years of living in denial before realizing I was allergic to potatoes… I have not stopped eating them

[dunglizard]

the potato sweats

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I thought everyone got obscenely sweaty when they ate potatoes

[tainbocuailnge]

[gaiaimpact-deactivated20221020]

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[memewhore]

[jizzfrosti]

Why is he so scared

[notionsickness]

This was what I got as a gift when I visited my family over the weekend.

[surprisebitch]

when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[hihicecil]

#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places

reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself

and i was right

i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more

yeah

[miquerida]

here i screen capped it 

[surprisebitch]

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[lunaeregia]

she hit herself in the face with her titties

[conosquinhos]

fernando finamore steven universe tribute

[negativemaya2]

Me: I love Hatsune Miku!!

Them: She’s not a real singer.

Me:

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

When you’re watching ZOOTOPIA and start to wonder what kind of animal you’d be...

[antearograde]

[writing-prompt-s]

Your friend requested to be buried with his headset and system, he just came online.

[queenofthemonsters]

“I can’t believe I have to carry you fuckers from beyond the grave”

[sombreset]

Sometimes I hate myself

[valhallahalvorson-deactivated20]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[kiss-deactivated20220315]

love me a girl with glasses. bring that blind ass here ma. no…over here smh