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Or say, “you’re [incorrect name], right?” If they correct you, they’re the real deal. If they say yes, then get out of there.

imboredletsgohome

Take Lyft, they always greet you with “[insert name]?” Or “are you [name]?” If they’re a newer Lyft they have a a little Lyft sign that flashes your name in lights across it

blackfemmejeanvaljean

look at the license plate

animatedmovie-deactivated201709

me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch

ammit420

my entire concept of how stocks work is the same thing as the tim & eric skit where they just sold prices

kesus-deactivated20180911

Hulk got his eyebrows threaded..new hair…nose job…contour kit…go off miss thang

sixpenceee

darkmanethewanderer

Maybe muslims should teach each other not to rape then.

sixpenceee

Rape culture is universal and not perpetuated by only one culture, ethnicity or religon…

woyaogaoxing

@ the fucktard they mention Burka because its cloth that covers EVERYTHING head to toe, face included so you certainly can’t use the “she asked for it by wearing revealing clothes” bs

captainevans

remember how low chris’ voice dropped when he said he wants to be a daddy because i sure af do

salty-red-mage

gr8writingtips

writing tip #2230:

make sure all female characters have at least 1 (one) tiddy out at all times

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

powerburial

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

signedsincerelymegan-blog

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

powerburial

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

funny-history

malglories

for all you writers out there:

donjon has tons of generators. for calendars. for demographics of a country and city. for names (both fantastical and historical) of people, nations, magics, etc.

this site lets you generate/design a city, allowing you to choose size, if you want a river or coast, walls around it, a temple, a main keep, etc.

this twitter, uncharted atlas, tweets generated maps of fantasy regions every hour.

and vulgar allows you to create a language, based on linguistic and grammatical structures!!! go international phonetic alphabet!!!

#writing things