its jenny

Sometimes fandom, sometimes not. Occasionally attempts to beat a video game to varied levels of success. Questions?

[jennaypennay]

*tap tap*

is this thing on

[garbblogan]

[jennaypennay]

Posting for the first time in years because I legit am NOT prepared

[evaunit08]

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

[kluex-moved]

[limsjaebeom]

Moonlight cast backstage during the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California.

[therealsongbirddiamondback]

WELL DONE LA LA LAND

HOWEVER-

[classicallyfreshh]

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us loses and says something nice

[johnathonolyon]

Super Human. A short superhero comic about depression or something. Art by Stephen Morrow. Written by Johnathon O. Lyon. Lettering by boy Roland.

If you’d like to buy a hard copy of this comic, or just want to talk to John about literally whatever because he’s super down for that, hit him up at [email protected].

You can also check out John’s afterword HERE. If you want.

[minordistinctions]

I drew and colored a short comic written by @johnathonolyon that @boyroland lettered, please read it, enjoy it and share it!

[delicatelyhaunted]

Y’all are so excited about the new planetary discovery but I haven’t seen y’all share the Google doodle!

It’s so fucking adorable!

[a-wandering-minstrel]

yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic

[lawfulgoodness]

I thought this was just a joke but nope, that’s literally what the artist named this piece.

Some other gems by Tomislac Jagnjic:

[artofdisney]

Disney ‘Renaissance Era’ concept art as posters

[clownasaurus-deactivated2020100]

Hermione Granger: *comes from muggle world and discovers magic*

Hermione Granger: *witnesses humans transfigure into animals*

Hermione Granger: *time-travels multiple times per day*

Professor Trelawney: “I can prophesize the future.”

Hermione Granger: “Bullshit. That can’t be possible. Fuck you.”

[kaldwinss]

#you gotta draw the line somewhere #you gotta draw the fucking line in the sand dude #you gotta make a statement #you gotta look inside yourself and say #what am i willing to put up with today #not fucking this    

[rachellephant]

anyways hermione is a cutthroat bitch and her demonizing divination is due to the fact that she literally #cannot with emotional forms of magic. quidditch? which requires an emotional partnership of trust with the broom? nope. divination? which requires an emotional openness and willingness to forego logical conclusion at the whims of fate? are u fuckin kidding me. patronuses? which require not just technical skill but also a deep connection with your own emotional core? uhhhhh we’ll just let harry handle that one.

movie!hermione, w/ her advanced emotional intelligence and absolute willingness to meet each and every emotional need the boys have, should have of course been good at emotional magics like divination. shes fucking superwoman. but book!hermione? who destroyed a girls face without mercy because she ratted out the DA? who erased her parents memories so she could fight in a war? who solved dumbledores’ mysteries using ancient runes, an art that is practically the math of magic? book!hermione will destroy you and she will do it armed with the cold hard facts and the cold hard facts alone. book!hermione doesn’t give a shit. instead of getting a regular pet, book!hermione was drawn to a magical cat who is self-serving and intellectual and helped her gather clues rather than serving as an emotional companion. i mean fck.

full offense but hermione is so hardcore and logic-driven and she literally could give a SHIT about ur feelings

[qbnaith]

I was gonna counter this with the fact she gave the boys emotional advice on their love lives, but even then she did it in a very cold, logical way. “Cho is feeling x because y therefore you should have done z.”

[jennaypennay]

yeah i mean i love the movies as much as the next nostalgia fan but MAN the fact that they created this image of angelic “always right, always perfect, always justified” Hermione by placing her on a pedestal was one of the biggest letdowns.

Hermione’s logic was her greatest strength as well as one of her greatest weaknesses. that’s what makes a cool character. that’s what makes people PEOPLE

also ron was not a completely useless buffoon come on guys why you gotta do him like that and give all of his good traits to hermione instead of letting them each be full fledged realistic characters

[jennaypennay]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

[seafoamchild]

places to be alone

in a gothic cathedral

lying in bed, listening to summer rain

a hot bubble bath on a wintery day

a bookstore or a library

pine forest, neck craned upwards at trees against the sky

natural history museum

sunrise from a hilltop, with only the birds for company

near a crackling fireplace with a good book and a teacup

in the grass at sunset, watching the clouds and the butterflies

riding a bike down unknown roads and getting lost

[hashtagloveloses]

but will anything ever be as good as fullmetal alchemist brotherhood

[verfarmiga]

The many faces of Winona Ryder

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

[awardseason]

Cast of ‘Stranger Things’, winners of the Outstanding Ensemble in a Drama Series award, pose in the press room during the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Expo Hall on January 29, 2017 in Los Angeles, California.

[jennaypennay]

IM SO HAPPY