JENNIFER'S EVIL.

indie & selective jennifer check of JENNIFER'S BODY.  as told by deja.

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alright so i’m doing an unfollow spree : ) this blog is ancient and just... dead and i’m trying to fix that

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if u think madison beer isn’t a modern day jennifer check..... i’ll pray for you.

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also halloween is coming up so u know a bitch HAD to be here

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suddenly i’m in the mood to be here-

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rewatchin PLL is the best kind of self care

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i really can never catch a fucking break skdks like everything has to go wrong 4 me or life isn’t balanced

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It’s Sinday! Send 💋 to straight up kiss my muse!

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In a room full of art I’d still stare at the mirror

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' my kink is getting some fuckin' sleep. '

“ OH COME ON, BABY !  you don’t have to be so mean ! — i just asked a simple question. i’m not gonna tell anybody.. i swear. ” her voice becomes softer when she says it. jeweled heart-shaped charm that reads ‘BFF’ is being played between fingers, yet against the softness of her bottom lip.                                                     “ .. please ? ”

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‘ wouldn’t it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time ’

she goes from looking at her manicure to looking around, focusing on courtney’s words, and trying to find within herself if she ever has felt the same way. she gives a shrug when she finds the others eyes again, smug little grin tracing glossed lips before she finally parts them.

                                                     “   CAN’T RELATE !   ”

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fangcdangel:

                     ❝ well,  i  ain’t  sure  what  else  it  could  be,  honey,  ‘cause  it  sure  ain’t  your  looks. ❞

“ CAPITAL - L, LAME ! couldn’t come up with a better comeback, cutie?  ”

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film genre meme: [3/10] horror » Jennifer’s Body (2009)

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“Hell is a teenage girl.”

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me: oH MY GOD YAAAAAS LETS PLOT IM SO EXCITED them: haha sure me: 

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‘  good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.  ’ ‘  every interaction with a man is a combination TED Talk, valedictorian speech, personal training session, and getting grounded by your dad  ’ ‘  just a small dumb bitch…. living in a lonely ditch  ’ ‘  if anyone wants me ill be in the dirt thinking abt love  ’ ‘  why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time  ’ ‘  YOU’RE A THOT: a Tender Heartwarming Open-minded Treasure  ’ ‘  physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll  ’ ‘  so much is going on!! it’s too much!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!! i’m tired leave me alone!!  ’ ‘  imagine being a bear. no bills. you can scratch your back on a tree whenever you want. seasonal weight gain is necessary. no judgement for sleeping three months at a time. itt would be beary great.  ’ ‘  shout out. just in general. im just shouting  ’ ‘  what if mike was short for micycle  ’ ‘  u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right  ’ ‘  cause of death: didn’t get attention for five minutes  ’ ‘  walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home  ’ ‘  it’s all fun and gay until you get a crush on her  ’ ‘  my house is haunted because i live here  ’ ‘  you’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person  ’ ‘  i don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up  ’ ‘  it’s ok. i mean it’s not ok, but it’s ok.  ’ ‘  do u ever look back at the ppl you used to be friends with and think dear fricken god im glad u are past tense  ’ ‘  i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults  ’ ‘  reverse-evolution. we just go back to being silent amoeba. free of the chains of consciousness. swimming   ’ ‘  yeah.. i don’t get it. just don’t understand any of this. like i just….. don’t get it  ’ ‘  stop breaking your own heart by exaggerating your place in other people’s lives  ’ ‘  give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you  ’ ‘  @ people who think i’m attractive: thanks for having low standards  ’ ‘  struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture  ’ ‘  *eats 14 packs of scooby doo fruit flavored gummy snacks* i’m gonna solve mysteries so fucking good  ’ ‘  wouldn’t it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time  ’ ‘  you can’t find me in someone else  ’ ‘  i forget everything and i just think that’s really sexy of me  ’ ‘  mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day  ’ ‘  i look at you and see wedding bells and children’s names. i’m so fucking sorry i see a future in you and you can’t even see tomorrow in me.  ’ ‘  it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed  ’ ‘  imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute  ’ ‘  i don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot  ’ ‘  sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone  ’ ‘  you BET i’m listening to 80’s love songs every night until valentine’s  ’ ‘  my kink is getting some fuckin sleep  ’ ‘  do the fbi agents have their own fbi agents watching them…  ’ ‘  sometimes i catch myself being salty and i’m like damn????? take a nap?????  ’ ‘  im rly just.. rly tired u know. just so tired  ’ ‘  i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’  ’ ‘  if you can’t handle me at my worst then we have something in common because neither can i  ’ ‘  i listened to green day once and now i’m gay and hate the government  ’ ‘  idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time  ’ ‘  i’m like rlly in the mood 4 uhh…….  being paid lots and lots of money  ’ ‘  i’ve tried opening my mouth and saying words before and i’ve gotta say. i’m not a fan  ’ ‘  say what you want about millennials but at least we don’t lick our fingers to turn a page  ’ ‘  ah yes…the killing curse…fre shavaca do  ’ ‘  self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys  ’ ‘  im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, i’m chill  ’ ‘  hearing the girl you like calling you baby in a soft voice is like having your heart fall down 7 flights of stairs and exploding  ’ ‘  i don’t wanna sound soft but a bitch could use a hug  ’ ‘  i need my space unless you’re the right person then don’t go anywhere  ’ ‘  first recorded attack by AI on humankind was when i asked my home assistant to play some music i might like and she put on katy perry  ’ ‘  momma didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination  ’ ‘  are cute dates and rough sex too much to ask for  ’ ‘  your sketchers don’t even light up so i don’t really think i can trust you as a wingman tonight  ’ ‘  it’s march and like, you know what? that’s fucked up. literally, it was march this time last year too, and what’s up with that? like, a year has passed since it was last march, what the fuck ?  ’

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“ SWEETIE. YOU COULDN’T IGNORE ME IF YOU TRIED ! ” / @bentcriminal 

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wow you're amazing and i know we only just started talking ooc but you're a wonderful writer and you put such amazing care and time into your character it really shows and you are just an all around sweet person how did i get so lucky?

OKAY WOW IM REALLY ABOUT TO START SOBBBBINNNNNGGGGG I I SDEIMDD YOU’RE SUCH A SWEETIE THANK YOU SO MUCH! i really really needed this pick me up and that’s seriously such a huge compliment coming from you. i’m the lucky one goodBYE. ilysm doll wow x