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Signs that Markle could be ‘controlling’ the RF

Many an eyebrow has been raised with the relationship between Harry and MM as to whether it is real or coerced. The question that has been raised over and over again (and that has not been denied or debunked) is whether the RF are being blackmailed or backed into a corner by giving MM what she wants.

One may laugh at the thought of an agreement, as no one should give in to blackmail which is a crime. If the RF are doing this to protect someone from potentially being charged with a criminal act, then are the monarchy fit to be representing the people and to be the head of the Church of England?

Summer 2017, and MM is not seen with Harry at any of the events of the Season except a couple of polo matches (May 7/8) where she was asked to leave the latter. We know in August Suits doesn’t generally film, so she would have been able to visit and attend festivals and events that harry enjoys.

Sept 2017 at the IG in Toronto,and the first appearance together after MM makes an entrance, where Trudeau and harry both look surprised (other say they were looking at the paps), but if Harry was expecting her then she would have been sitting closer to him, and he would have smiled at least. Allegedly Harry and MM go on double dates with Eugenie and Jack, but apparently that has also been denied.

Sept and Vanity Fair runs and interview that was done back in June without permission and without Harry’s knowledge it is claimed.

Suddenly MM is heavily rumored to have left Suits and gives notice on her Toronto rented home, and moves to London in November. She is seen staging various photo opportunities including walking up and down High Street Kensington in inappropriate attire (country attire that Americans think is British, wellies and a Barbour).

The couple have not been seen out together, then suddenly there is an engagement announcement 8 weeks after the IG event.

The engagement looks unprepared with neither being able to get the story right about how they met or how long they have known each other. MM’s outfit looked put together in a hurry with dirty shoes, chipped nails, and hair that had not been set. Anyone who was expecting a photo call would have had their hair and nails done at least 48 hours beforehand and had several outfits ready. MM constantly talked over Harry and said she didn’t know much about the RF because she was American, which was proven to be false by several friends.

The engagement photos have MM wearing a sheer evening dress which wasn’t suitable attire for such a sitting, and the photographer was found on Instagram who happened to be in London at the time.

The first engagement, and MM walks in front of Harry. This continues at future events too, even one where she pushes Harry out of the way (Commonwealth meeting), so clearly she hasn’t been reminded or told, or chooses to ignore this. She did stand behind William and Kate at the Commonwealth church service, but was pushing Harry to move it seemed.

It’s announced that MM will be allowed to attend the family Christmas at Sandringham despite the rule only married partners may attend. Was this part of the deal? Other family members other than William and Kate did not speak to her, and Harry also didn’t take part in the shoot on Boxing Day giving rise to the possibility the couple did not remain there beyond Christmas Day. MM also stuck her tongue out in the crowd, and wasn’t reprimanded? For anyone in public that is bad manners.

The couple do not attend the family Easter service citing they had made private arrangements.

At the Commonwealth church service, MM is seen laughing, and again is not reprimanded. One doesn’t laugh in church.

The couple attend the Queen’s birthday concert, but no one except Princess Anne’s husband is seen speaking to the couple.

MM visits Northern Ireland, and tries to wear colors that match the Irish flag, but it is in fact the Republic of Ireland and not Northern Ireland. A huge blunder and disrespectful.

MM attends a memorial for Stephen Lawrence and dresses inappropriately, with muddy shoes and a sleeveless dress.

The wedding invites were not extended to all members of the RF, but were given to random celebrities who the couple barely know and who were also invited to the evening reception. Why was this acceptable? In addition, public guests were told to bring their own food which Clarence House resolved the uproar by declaring it would pay for a hamper for each guest several days later. No royal wedding planner would make that mistake.

The Queen as head of the church doesn’t attend weddings in church of divorcees, so why did she make an exception for Harry?

The Queen can decide who gets a HRH title and it is reserved for British citizens, so why has she allowed MM to have an HRH when she is not a British citizen? It takes at least 2 years to gain citizenship and as she hasn’t known Harry for 2 years yet, so that would be impossible.

Harry and MM do not go on a honeymoon as perhaps one was never planned, or Charles who paid for wedding would only pay for the one thing? Maybe it was never supposed to get to that stage or was part of the deal?

Harry and MM attend a garden party and once the photo call has finished after Harry’s speech, Charles asks them to leave, so they stay for 20 minutes and nothing is seen from the couple.

Harry attends a gala in KP in his honour without MM? Either she had another engagement (none that anyone knew of) or she didn’t want to go? If she was at KP it was on her doorstep, so why didn’t she attend?

Kate attends events taking her children, but neither Harry or MM accompany her. Usually Harry would, but instead cousins Zara, and Autumn Phillips (and children) attend. Did Kate invite them or not?

Suddenly it’s announced MM will attend events with the Queen and go by train overnight even though London to Chester is a little over 2 hours. There is no reason why Harry could not attend.

On the day MM doesn’t know the protocol to get into the car or how to behave around the Queen (don’t lean in) despite aides being in attendance. Either they didn’t tell her (unlikely) or she didn’t listen. Anyone else would be taken to one side and reprimanded. In these situations there is a full run through of what occurs, from what to do and say, and who goes where before the event. Why this didn’t happen is uncertain as it’s usual for all those involved in an event to know exactly what happens to the second.

Trooping the Colour and MM wears an outfit that is shoulderless, which is suitable for evening wear but not for a formal event.

MM fails to bow when passing a monument in the carriage several times and has not been reprimanded, or should have been told. In a recent attempt to bow, it was a smirk and a lowered head and not a bow of respect.

Eugenie and Jack have moved next door to Harry and MM if she is actually there, so why haven’t they been seen to talk when at events (Trooping), or go out together seeing as Jack and Eugenie are seen out quite often? I don’t buy they like to stay in all the time and watch movies, no one does.

Usually the press would have a field day and highlight every error, but they seem blind to any of MM’s faux pas. They used to find fault in Kate wearing high heeled boots (not really a problem as Sophie wears them too), so why are the press trying to manipulate the public with stories that aren’t accurate? Why are they deleting comments that question the truth and the disrespect MM has shown, and also that the people do not wish her to represent their country?

So why has MM not been reprimanded for the following or has she been given a free pass to;

Not wear tights

Not bow properly

Have an HRH when she is not a citizen

Push and walk in front of Harry or other more senior members and not be told off

Attend Christmas when other fiancees were not allowed

Attend events with the Queen alone without being prepared

Wear inappropriate clothing on various occasions (Northern Ireland especially).

Why she is allowed to use her middle name and not her birth name during the wedding and on KP letterheads unless she has changed her name be deed poll?

Talk over Harry

Has the lack of manners been overlooked for a reason, and the special treatment given for a reason too? It’s not looking as if they are fond of her as there are smiles for appearances, but no warmth and the awkward clash of hands to shake or a cheek to kiss with Camilla says it all.

jennifer-goncalvez

THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT @jerseydeanne @skippyisheretostay @ladygreyhound93 @letmekissandloveyou

Stop world

Looking in detail at the photos of Harry coming out of the gym I saw that one of the bracelets that Meghan gave Harry and the wedding ring is not wearing ... I read that Harry appeared in KP tan, but here in the picture what I see white without any tan

skippyisheretostay

Friends in suitable places

I just walk by here saying that I have my contacts in the British Royal House

UK ROYAL FAMILY NOW "ESSENTIALLY DEAD" AFTER "COCK CAROUSEL SURVIVOR" MYSTERY MEAT SJW INFILTRATES ITS HEART

Skippy, I’m sending you this before it disappears from the Net too:

https://trad-news.blogspot.bg/2018/05/uk-royal-family-now-essentially-dead.html?m=1

Britain’s Royal Family, which has a long history going back hundreds of years, is now “essentially dead” after the sixth-in-line to the throne, Prince Harry, 34, married a person who is completely unsuited to be a Royal. There are several reasons why Prince Harry’s bride, Meghan Markle, is not only unsuitable for him on a personal level, but is also deadly for his family and all it represents.

FIRSTLY

, she is an American mystery meat woman, who is marrying into a family that is still a symbol of the racial and cultural identity of native British people. This identity is important, and someone like Markle is a direct threat to it. Being a Royal is not a purely private matter. If Prince Harry abdicated from the role of being a Royal, like his great grand uncle King Edward VIII, then it would not be a problem whom he married. But he hasn’t, and it is. Because of this some choose to see Markle’s racial difference as a “positive,” because it is “reflective of the demographic changes” in UK demographics. This is disingenuous as it will clearly be used as propaganda to drive those changes, not reflect them. Some also contend that she is a “symbol of unity” in a “diverse” multiracial and multicultural society, but clearly identity does not work this way. You can’t symbolise racial “unity” between different groups in this crude and simplistic way. “Mystery meat” is still a tiny and unstable identity group in the UK, and Markle will merely look like an alien to all of Britain’s various identity groups. Meanwhile “culturally” there is nothing diverse about her. She is just a symbol of the hegemonic liberal culture that is oppressing all groups in the world.

SECONDLY

, Markle is clearly a past-her-sell-by-date survivor of the Hollywood cock carousel. In fact no one would be surprised to hear that she had once “given it up” to Harvey Weinstein himself in return for some minor bit part in a crappy film or TV series.

The Duchess of Sussex presenting her butthole to the world.

As a not particularly successful actress and wannabe actress for around 20 years, Markle probably has had dozens or scores of sexual partners, if not hundreds. This conjecture is based on news reports of her previous relationships, as well as what is normal for “a girl in her position.” From this, it follows that she has a high likelihood of STDs. I would hazard a guess that she is probably a victim of a disease like chlamydia, which is fashionable among Hollywood sluts as it conveniently stops them getting pregnant. Of course, I freely admit I could be wrong in my conjecture that Markle has been a Hollywood fuck-bucket. It is even possible that she has lived a life of comparative virtue throughout her 20 years knocking on fame’s door – and, who knows, maybe that accounts for her lack of success up to this moment – but if I were a betting man, it’s still a no-brainer where I would put my money. That aside, there are already countless embarrassing images of her out there, like the one above and this one:

And this one, which will be awkward for someone LARPing as our social superior:

How long before a grubby sex vid is leaked to the tabloids? Will it be days, weeks, or months? The thing is Royal Weddings are a last hold-out of the healthy notions that women should marry young, be virginal on their wedding day, and be looking to have a healthy number of children. These are not just some quaint holdovers from the past, but are actually ideas that any society needs to survive. Even if Markle has been as virtuous as is possible beyond what we

definitely

know about her, she is clearly as far away from the healthy ideal of a virginal bride as shit is from gold.

THIRDLY

, Markle is an SJW, who is highly likely to introduce SJW narratives into the Royal Family. This will be reinforced by the fact that she is partially Black and will identify as “Black” simply because this will give her and her husband more power in today’s multicultural Britain. Also her “reproductive issues” will unleash a lot of feminist narratives. The problem here is that the Royal Family is a traditional hierarchical institution that coexists awkwardly with culturally egalitarian British society. Having members of the Royal Family constantly signalling about SJW issues like “Muh racism” and “Muh feminism” will become a major headache. People who support tradition and hierarchy, like myself, will start to hate the Royal Family because it represents SJW bullshit from people jetting around the world and living in palaces. But egalitarian-minded people will also start to hate the Royals. Normally that kind of person just ignores the Royals, as attacking them just loses points for the Left. But Meghan’s existence at the heart of the Royal Family will highlight how hierarchical, White, and gender-traditional it is on a day-to-day basis, and give the Left new points of attack. Every Royal occasion will become a new litmus test for the fake idea of a supposedly “progressive” multiracial monarchy, and essentially turn the Royal Family into a meta-political football. For example, if Meghan has kids, we will be treated to further racial and identitarian narratives; whereas if she doesn’t have kids, the narratives will be all about feminism and why-oh-why do women have to justify their existence by having kids, etc. Really, this is going to get tiresome pretty fast. I’m not sure if the Royal Family will be able to survive the shitstorm it has just generated with this extremely ill-chosen match. Also, when things start to go wrong in the marriage, as seems inevitable, Meghan is not the type to fade quitely into the background and disappear. She is much more likely to go full-Diana and media whore at a catastrophically toxic level.

Ok great thank you!!

princesscharlottes

regalmonarchist

I need the video for this!

mr-mrswales

I had it but I lost ittttt.. when she’s walking away and he pulls her back,, damnnnn

princesscharlottes

Omg I knowww 🔥 I might still have it lemme go look, if i do I’ll post it

mr-mrswales

man that set was hot

skippyisheretostay

Who is this?

@jimaalmeida

jennifer-goncalvez

This girl is tall like Harry !!! Let's find out who is

ladygreyhound93

MEGHAN Markle officially became the Duchess of Sussex when she married Prince Harry on Saturday. But despite her new royal title, the former Suits star will still have to curtsy to her sister-in-la…

I am LIVING to see the first time she has to curtsy to Kate!

jennifer-goncalvez

Good Save The Quee Good Save The Quee Good Save The Quee Good Save The Quee Good Save The Quee Good Save The Quee Good Save The Quee Good Save The Quee Good Save The Quee ...

earlandcountessofdumbarton

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/962979/Meghan-Markle-Duchess-of-Sussex-political-views-royal-wedding-Prince-Harry

skippyisheretostay

Aged 11 story lies! It was for school project!

skippyisheretostay

So going by lily’s Post the great whore is here to stay then?! Sad day for us skips we lost 😭

What????? She didn’t say that!!!

Duchess Catherine wore the same dress a third time to the wedding? Methinks she could have been deliberately paying homage to Markleshit’s third marriage… but I don’t think DC is like that, would be funny though. Love her.

She is too kind to think of that! But it says something when you wear a recyclable dress to an immediate family members wedding! You know it won’t last!

Ok here’s one thing: I think her Mum does lip fillers since her lips look huge in the wedding photos? And also HM isn’t smiling

Probably, I don’t know! HM was not happy!

Do you think PH is aware of what’s going around with regards to himself and MM. Not the public, but his own family and friends, and people who he meets and greets at engagements? Do you think he is aware that people might be smiling at his face but they are not so positive behind his back? I’m asking this specially with regards to his mental health concerns..

I am sure he is well aware! Sad…

Missy’s back to her old RAGland self. She’s been mentioned as ranting on DM again as her alter ego RinseRepeat, and now we have her damage control article on VF. She’s been reading on here and Twitter! Did she not just get wed? Might be the wedding wasn’t consummated &the car pic was just as with the engagements; let’s meet &fake up. Might be why Lani felt the need to be suggestive as to why they left @11pm - because they very possibly didn’t sleep under the same roof. Real weds stay long in bed

Off to Soho I guess!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

jennifer-goncalvez

DC preferred to wear a recyclable dress than to wear a new one, when Harry marries FD we will see her wear a new suit, this was an event more than schedule to fulfill.

For me they left too early, while W and K lasted all night at the party and only slept a few hours before going to the honeymoon.

Papi Marcus was present at all times but as he cares for his flock of black sheep, poor Harry had no choice but to take the stupid maid back to Soho House

The wedding has not yet been consummated they have events that they must attend

Viviran publicly happy marriage, but doors to the inside is hell itself and eye if the MH allows MM to enter the official residence.

Remember that it was already launched by the father-in-law and by KP's own brother-in-law before the announcement of the marriage commitment

skippyisheretostay

ADVICE FROM THE "INSIDE" (aka, more info from my second journalist date) - the pictures are more telling than the articles. The journalists are hyping this up because the general public aren't interested and the media aren't making as much money from "look the happy couple are so in looooooove and sexy together" as they wanted. Look at the candid, non-PR pushing images for the "truth".

Oh wow! Ok this explains it! So the pictures are telling the real story! So, the press isn’t making money…takedown coming soon? Thanks for dropping by!

So, if I understand correctly, it rained overnight in Windsor the night before the wedding but not during the day. Can anyone confirm?

Anons?

He you skippy what’s happening now what’s true and what isn’t?

Nothing is happening! Gone quiet!

It seems pretty clear to me that Winkie was right that the RF did expect to be able to stop this wedding It was Harry who did not allow that. Mentally ruined man narc victim whatever - he forced this woman into the family and they cannot remove her as long as he supports her. She will be there for a very long time. Get used to it.

Nope! She won’t be! They didn’t stop it for a reason! Not because she is sticking around!

Idk why some people still believe in NYC. She said MM after divorce didnt get her maiden name back and was still legally Meghan Engelson but we saw MM divorce papers and it states that MM got her maiden name back and was legally Meghan Markle. And I ask: NYC said “the Palace” asked her to come back but once the wedding happened why is NYC still on blog? There is no need for her to be around. She loves attention and play the “I know everything and you dont”. Pathetic.

She can say they asked her here until she is blue in the face…..chances of that happening are NEVER!

about Oprah - she got the invite with a days notice according to her IG My guess is the RF has her there to show her MM was treated well so that the claims of racism are defeated. It seems the Clooneys made a contribution to the Prince Foundation so that explains their invite. Pt 1

Pt 2 When the Clooneys arrived at the evening reception they were told they were not on the list and they had to wait for 15 minutes outside til word came to let them in. This says to me they were also like Oprah a last minute invite. As LS says it is striking who was invited and who should have been invited but wasn’t.

Nothing like being afterthoughts!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Something is wrong with MM’s face, as in like physically or medically, she’s permanently smiling, even at memorial services there was a constant smirk on her face. Like normal people have a expressionless resting face, she has a constant smirk face. Or else she’s unable to close her mouth due to some issue. Weird!

Botox gone wild! Frozen face syndrome!

I do not follow the tumblr so I do not know what feet you’re on. But now that the cycle “ impossible ” has been fulfilled and the masks have fallen and even the reality has reached everyone. I often went to the tumblr and delivered important information anonymously, yes I was often rude in the way some claimed to be ‘insiders’ and had no idea of BRF and its business. Now you can go back to the files and see who was lying and who was not. Harry is totally in a trance. It is sad but true

Ok…thanks!

She’ll keep the title as long as she can - but you can be damn sure she’s looking for her new husband/man to move on to now. She’s in the elite - her world opened up far bigger and wider than Harry. She will meet with Kings and Presidents and families of great influence. She’ll probably push for the Saudi Prince - he’s worth 10 times the British Princes and is pushing for more equality in Saudi Arabia. She’s using the title for her next victim. She won’t return to acting, she’s too old.

Good! I hope she finds him quickly!

Rinserepeat ranting again in doria oprah article,of course mentioning tumblr team

What! Not hanging with her broom?

He should follow his own words.“ Anon, you’re quite right .BUT, from a psychological point, he actually could be calling our for help. People cry differently: some loudly, some silently, some directly, some indirectly. His call out to others to get help for mental health might be actually a call out to himself. It’s like being kidnapped, tied up and muzzled; you can’t move, you’re disoriented, you yell but no sound comes out. MM’s kidnapped him, tied his soul and muzzled his mouth. Pray for him

Well if it was attention he needed, he has it now!

Do you think other Royal families are just watching this unfold, eating popcorn and laughing their asses off? I’d sure be

I bet they are paying close attention….it could be them!

I think BRF haggled until the last hour but lost due to MM and her demonic sponsors probably popping out the devil’s card.

Something happened!

"I don’t see unstable! I see pain and silent suffering in an environment that closed their eyes!” Bang on, Skippy! Same with Harry. That was where my theory of him having surrendered came from He can’t anymore, so he does stupid stuff to be heard. But people think it’s jealousy of W. He just wants a voice, and to be loved. Being a Peter Pan myself, I know &understand his wounds. The difference is I (maybe even luckily) didn’t grow up in a palace, so I learned to survive. I pray for him every day

Well he sure got the attention of everyone now! Maybe the healing can begin, and he can be rid of the bitch!

The new car pics really convey a man doing things to save face for something. He just got married but look how serious his face is. I know someone from a sad childhood, she behaves the same as Harry; just silently, seemingly happy went with the flow even though hell was at home. Any news/ indicator from LS, BBC Jennifer, other scoops of background work?

It’s pretty sad to see! No nothing! You can see Jennifer she is here on tumbler!

jennifer-goncalvez

Really spooky things are coming for the RF, PW must be very strong since Harry will be hit very loud publicly when everything comes to light.

In the BBC do not give importance to the wedding, with W and K lasted throughout the month of April and part of May publishing about the newlyweds, but with this couple so dislocated only made public and notorious wedding because the rest is a fiasco

NYC is still publishing, God forbid that I'm wrong but I'm seriously thinking that the administrator of that blog is MM ... Every time that MM has free days or rest is that said blog is moving, but the rest does not publish

No one will be able to sit at the royal banquet Prince Harry and Meghan Markle decided to mess up everything

The wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle is not expected more than a spectacular ceremony adjusted to the standards of British royalty. The event will have 600 guests and one asks what is to be eaten in one of the most elegant and important events of the year.

One can imagine a room full of tables and guests sitting tasting several dishes while the servants and servants deliver different preparations but no. There will not be NA-DA of that. The guests will be standing. Yes, this is how you read it. All unemployed no more. Prince Harry and Meghan will not have a traditional breakfast after the ceremony as is customary and decided to relax things a bit.

Instead of being all seated, the 600 people will be able to walk around the St. George's hall of the Windsor Castle freely while being served with seasonal "mini-dishes of the background", according to the Daily Mail. All the food will be prepared by the staff of the Queen's kitchen and presented by uniformed waiters and waitresses.

The trend will be what is known as "bowl food", where they formally get rid of the dishes and all eat in bowls-type containers, which is much easier to eat, making it more social. This will allow that while eating, the guests also move freely around the room, allowing the couple to greet the maximum number of people possible. Guests will also have canapés available during the lunch hour, which will last about 2 and a half hours, including speeches and the traditional cake cut. Each preparation has been prepared to be consumed in only two sandwiches. The menu would include "classic dishes" made with seasonal British products, much of the property of the monarchy.

It is believed that Windsor Castle's kitchen is the oldest in the country, having served more than 30 royal families. Real chef Mark Flanagan will lead a 30-person catering team and said they know that "the couple wants us to use all the seasonal production as possible on the menu and this good recent climate is not helping that." The chef added that the couple has been involved "in every detail". As we know, Meghan is a "foodie" and had a lifestyle web where she commented on restaurants and recipes. Without going into details, Flanagan said that for the occasion she has worked with asparagus, peas and tomatoes in season, providing a lot of options for the chef.

In addition, there will be a private dinner for 200 people at the Fregmore House during the afternoon.

The cheap menu of Meghan and Harry

A selection of cold and hot canapés has opened the banquet, in which the meat of Windsor has stood out. The British royal family has published the menu tasted by the guests who attended the banquet offered by Prince Harry and Meghan Markle at Windsor Castle. It is a selection of hot, cold canapés and dishes served in bowls that have respected the English tradition and have been combined with flavors from all corners of the world. Discover the guests who have tasted the menu. One of the first hot dishes served was a Scottish prawn canapé wrapped in smoked salmon and topped with a fresh citrus cream, followed by the famous grilled English asparagus wrapped in ham. After that, the waiters served a Panna Cotta canapé of peas with quail eggs and lemon verbena. In addition, diners have been able to enjoy three other hot canapés: poached chicken with yogurt and seasoned with apricot; roasted lamb croquettes from Windsor with vegetables and shallot marmalade; and hot asparagus with mozzarella and tomato, among others. But not everything has ended here, since the second shift has been for the selection of dishes served in a bowl. Among them has highlighted the fricassee of chicken with wild mushrooms and leeks; a pea and mint risotto flavored with truffle oil and parmesan fries; and finally, the famous Winsord pork that is roasted at low heat for ten hours and that is accompanied with apple compote. Finally, the icing on the menu has been the three sweet desserts. The first has been a selection of champagne and pistachio macaroons, the second the famous tartlets of crème brûlée de orange and the last the mini tartlets of rhubarb. All this will be tasted before the bride and groom cut the wedding cake, which is lemon and elderflower.

anonymoushouseplantfan

Wedding Round-Up Post

Cheesus, I have 100+ anons. Sorry, guys, I’ll be out most of the day, but I’ll do the best I can when I come back.

Here’s the post I wrote yesterday. It’s super-long, so no pics:

Oh, well, I reached my posting limit, so I might as well do the round-up. (yes, this was yesterday)

Sorry about that guys. I’ll pace myself next time. I’m also going to start clustering anons and answering in groups as I’m hitting posting limits waaaaay too early every day.

Anyway, wedding roundup. I love overall themes and I think the theme here was “last minute save by the BRF.”

Remember when Harry reminded Meghan “you have a wedding to plan” during the Foundation Forum? Remember the invitations without his KVCO? Remember how we all wondered about the last minute cake and flowers?

Yep, it really was that slapdash.

Titles

But let’s start from the beginning–the titles. Duke of Sussex, Earl of Dumbarton, Baron Kilkeel. A rogue baron known for his outlaw marriages and divorces, Dumb-arton, and a small Irish village with a matching reference. You can’t beat that.

The DM is already starting with the “The Only Way Is Sussex” jokes.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5748627/Funnyman-James-Corden-host-royal-wedding-reception-Frogmore-House.html

The Program

Oops!

http://people.com/royals/meghan-markle-prince-harry-royal-wedding-order-of-service/

Décor

They really did just throw together a whole bunch of fake flowers. This looked positively nightmarish. I love the New Yorker description:

I walked in, through the “cascading hedgerow” that was wreathed around the church’s west door, and caught the full impact of the floral arrangements within. So overpowering was this that, to be frank, I wasn’t sure whether I should be taking notes or gathering pollen. If the guests had stayed in their pews for long enough, they would have ended up producing their own honey.

https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/harry-and-meghan-look-to-the-future-but-some-royals-never-change

Guests

The guest arrivals–Amal, Idris, James Blunt, James Corden, and a cast of millions…well, six hundred anyway. This truly looked like a red carpet with the guests posing and preening for the cameras.

http://deadline.com/2018/05/royal-wedding-photos-meghan-markle-prince-harry-celebrity-guests-arrivals-1202394501/

Interestingly, Pippa and Fergie seem to be classified as Hollywood celebs and Kate and the other royals aren’t.

This was the one part of the wedding that was definitely thought up in advance. That trip to LA in December was definitely Meghan putting together her dream celebrity guest list and getting the agents on board. Note that all of her agents were invited (of course!). This think looked and felt like a Hollywood party. I had an anon who said that it was “the Oscars she never had.” Yep, that describes it exactly.

No foreign royals (because they had no “personal connection” LOLOLOLOL). Very few non-US/UK people (even though they supposedly “own” the Commonwealth now). Few aristo friends (seated BEHIND the celebrity acquaintances, LOLOLOL). Tons of celebs that they don’t even know.

My favorite part was the DM describing Oprah as “US chat show queen.” LOLOLOLOL.

Guess the DM was right about that six-hour meeting with Doria and the pile of presents. I imagine we have an interview in the near future. I bet the BRF is thrilled to pieces about that. Not.

I gotta say, I was expecting celebs, but I wasn’t expecting THIS MANY celebs. This was a full Hollywood takeover.

But the aristo crowd still put up a good showing. Everyone looked lovely (even Fergie!). Eugenie and Bea looked cute. Chelsy, Joss, Pippa and Cress were gorgeous (even if Pippa did look like the Arizona iced tea can). Kitty Spencer stole the freaking show. She looked amazing.

Was Fergie the happiest guest there? She was positively ecstatic.

https://us.hellomagazine.com/royalty/2018052048764/jack-brooksbank-sweet-moment-sarah-ferguson/

BTW, Chelsy and her friend smh-ing at all the celebs in attendance was one of my favorite moments. You can tell they are trying to figure out who all these people are. That was a big contrast, the celebs were all greeting each other in a very showy way and the aristos were all taking their seats and wondering what exactly they had wandered into.

The family looked great, if a little recycled and mournful. There was a marked blend-into-the-background effort here. Everyone seemed to be trying to be calling as little attention to themselves as possible.

I’m not sure I like Sophie’s new love for the ¾ skirt, but Louise looked great. Zara looked amazing, it a little shell-shocked by the fact that this seemed to actually be happening. Kate and the Middletons recycled like crazy and managed not too laugh maniacally through the whole thing, a testament to Middletonian good manners.

The family show saved this from being just a crap celeb wedding. Charlotte’s wave stole the show.

But the theme of the wedding was clear from the beginning. Tons of celebs and they were given preferential treatment over even old friends. The architecture of the chapel worsened this effect as there was clearly a VIP seating area. Oprah’s “I can’t choose my own seat? Don’t you know who I am?” moment did not help. Well, we know what Slutsex’s priorities are now. God, what a pair of assholes these two are.

But I love being able to use that nickname. Thanks, HM!!!!

Anyway, the DM did a seating graph, just to make sure everyone got the point.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5748561/Royal-wedding-whos-sitting-best-seats-Harry-Meghans-marriage.html

Here are the pics of Meghan’s side of the aisle. I think the Royal Housewives crowd would have done a better job.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5748085/Meghan-Markles-closest-girlfriends-support-wedding-day.html

The Groom Arrival

Boy, they looked like they were going to a funeral. I think the goal here was simple elegance and this is a uniform that Harry consistently gets praise for…when he uses it for Remembrance Day. It is very somber and sad. I think they should have picked something else.

Notably, there were no “cute” Will and Harry moments. You could cut the tension with a dull knife at this event.

Time tried to go for “sweet” brother moments, but they had no luck.

http://time.com/5260147/prince-william-prince-harry-royal-wedding/

People compared the brothers’ two wedding appearances and the difference is striking.

http://people.com/royals/royal-wedding-compare-prince-william-prince-harry-best-man/

The Bride Arrival

I thought this was actually well done. No Spencer tiara, which was a good call. They looked lovely in the car and I’m sure Doria got a Cartier nose ring for the occasion. Nothing but class for these ladies, lol.

Elle, by the way, thought the “diamond” nose ring was the epitome of “chic.” I can’t handle it, the coverage for this fiasco is amazing.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/a20106901/meghan-markle-mother-doria-ragland-royal-wedding-dress/

The tiara looked fug as hell, but the arrival in the car was not bad. For a minute there, I thought they might pull this off.

Then Meghan got out of the car.

The Dress

Well, I got the designer wrong (Stella ended up doing the evening dress), but this was exactly the silhouette I was picturing. She tried out the bateau neckline with that fug Theory top in Wales.

Never in a million years did I think she would pick the house that designed Kim Kardashian’s wedding dress, but there you go.

https://www.eonline.com/news/937038/meghan-markle-kim-kardashian-and-more-stars-who-wed-in-givenchy

http://people.com/royals/royal-wedding-meghan-markle-audrey-hepburn-givenchy-brides/

As I suspected, it looked meh and underwhelming in the Windsor Castle setting. The dress (the whole wedding, in fact, strewn flowers and rustic cake and all) would have looked lovely in Scotland or Norfolk or a place like that. It looked bland in Windsor and it didn’t seem to fit very well. The bouquet was meh. The veil looked like mosquito netting.

It was also JLO’s gown.

http://people.com/royals/royal-wedding-meghan-markle-dress-like-jennifer-lopez-wedding-planner/

The kids were cute because kids are always cute, but the stark black uniforms were just as sad and funeral-looking as the adults’.

Again, the BRF saved the day by planting a honking big (if abysmally ugly) tiara on her to make up for the underwhelming dress. They also announced that Harry had picked the bouquet flowers himself, a truly ludicrous statement since the bouquet matched those of the flower girls. I think they realized this and turned it into “one” flower or the forget-me-nots or something. LOL, I love how the KP lying is to painfully obvious now.

BTW, People identifies the true “Cinderella” story here. Meghan once struggled to get “Big Designers” to loan her clothes.

http://people.com/royals/juliet-angus-claims-no-designers-would-dress-meghan-markle/

and the messy bun was “supposed” to come loose. LOLOLOLOL. I can’t stop laughing.

http://people.com/royals/meghan-markle-messy-bun-royal-wedding/

The Entrance

This was carefully planned to produce a charming kid photo op and it failed utterly. All we got was Meghan impatiently waiting for less’ boys to get their act together.

They scheduled the event around the US time zones and forgot that the bright Spring sunlight would not work for photography. The skylights inside the chapel did not help, and neither did cutting down the number of photographers outside the chapel. I don’t think she has one good pic. James Whatling was, of course, the favored photog, but even he couldn’t get a pic without harsh shadows and bad lighting. Even the flower girl pics were bad.

And WTF with the mini-mes pageboys and flower girls? They really did dress the kids like they did the adults. This was my one huge disappointment with the ceremony. I was expecting the trainwreck of meh, but I was at least hoping the kid outfits would be awesome. They were the exact opposite of awesome. I feel like Ma Ingalls could have done a better job with a few flour sacks and her trusty sewing box.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5749359/Royal-Wedding-Harry-bride-dressed-page-boys-bridesmaids-match-themselves.html

Jessica Mulroney put on a “slutty Pippa” costume and nailed her butt shot. Hey, we all have goals.

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/a20758098/jessica-mulroney-pippa-middleton-royal-wedding/

The big BRF save here was having Chuck walk her down the aisle. The big laugh was Harry saying “You look amazing—I missed you” and Meghan simply replying “thank you.” True love, y’all.

The Service

Tentacle hands!!!! I thought the gospel choir was lovely and the preacher, of course, stole the show. Zara’s reactions were amazing. It was a lovely sermon, but very much in the American style, and you could tell that the Brits didn’t know what to make of it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5747835/Bishop-raises-eyebrows-chapel.html

The royals’ faces were EPIC. Zara looked shell shocked and Kate was trying hard to keep from laughing out loud.

http://people.com/royals/royal-wedding-prince-harry-meghan-markle-preacher/

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/05/19/zara-tindall-makes-herself-comfortable-at-royal-wedding-twitter-notices-her-bored-look.html

Most giggles arose during the “FIRE, FIRE, FIRE” section, but I, personally, started cackling when the reverend said “[w]hen love is the way, we actually treat each other — well, like we are actually family.” Extremely ironic words given the state of Meghan’s family. He should have said “we actually treat each other—like we are powerful celebrities with common financial and marketing interests.” That doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue though.

Justin Welby’s “x-rated line” (“together in the delight and tenderness of sexual union”) was also the cause of much merriment.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/703828/Royal-Wedding-X-rated-Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markle-sexual-union-archbishop-video

Harry cried during Diana’s funeral song, of course he did.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5750031/Harrys-tears-Diana-wedding-ceremony.html

Chelsy’s “somber” face became a meme, which is interesting because EVERYONE was wearing this face.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5749897/Chelsy-Davys-facial-expression-ex-Prince-Harrys-wedding-sparks-meme.html

The Fly

No, I am not kidding about this.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/meghan-praised-barely-flinching-during-12563691

The Vows.

Harry sounded sincere. I think this idiot is really in love. Meghan sounded more sincere during her Suits wedding. You’d think she’d be better at this given she’s had so much practice.

Doria did a good job and looked suitably moved. She has also had practice.

Walking out/The Kiss

Harry looked into it and poor Meghan looked like she was not enjoying it at all. I guess she’s more at home with the tentacle hands and burping. The DM called it theatrical. I guess it was, but I dunno, I think she’s done much better work before.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5749201/Harry-Meghans-Hollywood-Kiss-signalled-able-lead-day-says-body-language-expert.html

The extremely awkward kiss was the pic that made ALL THE COVERS. Wow, it looks hella stiff.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-the-papers-44186589

Carriage Ride.

Well, this made up for having to kiss Harry in public. They were both positively giddy during the carriage ride. They also got their one good pic here, an overhead shot where you can’t see either of their faces. They are holding hands while they soak up the crowd noise. LOL, you can tell that’s their favorite part of the whole thing. I guess this is why they wouldn’t budge on the $40 million expense.

Meghan dropped the F-bomb. Totes relatable, y’all.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5748277/Meghan-appears-drop-F-bomb-horse-drawn-carriage-ride-Windsor-Prince-Harry.html

Family Pic

Another Chuck save as he walked Doria and Camilla out of the church. The Cambridges looked lovely. Everyone looked bloody relieved.

The Cake

What the fug was this? I expected the cake to be bad, but this was atrocious. This was another big save by the BRF as they dug up their gaudiest gold serving plates to try to make this look good. It really was that crap layer cake she was working on. Was this supposed to feed 600 people? Were they serving their guests crumbs?

The baker proudly posted a close-up of the messy frosting on her IG. She really did just spackle on some buttercream and toss on some flowers. I honestly don’t understand why this woman is not dying of embarrassment right now.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi_QLu9AXH4/?hl=en&taken-by=violetcakeslondon

The Reception

Stand-up (The Duchess of Kent arrived in sneakers, so I guess someone had warned her) and serving finger food. The BRF again saves the day by stuffing as many obscure words as they could into the menu to make it somewhat interesting. Still, asparagus wrapped in prosciutto? Tomato and basil? I guess the Olive Garden touch is a lovely nod to the bride’s American heritage. I bet the guests wished that the nod would have extended to all-you-can-eat breadsticks.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5749117/Harry-Meghan-enjoy-wedding-party-naughty-speeches-Princes-pals.html

Notably, Chuck did not break out the vintage vino for this crowd. That says it all.

https://us.hellomagazine.com/royalty/2015021123377/prince-william-kate-middleton-wedding-menu/

Meghan’s much vaunted tradition-breaking speech actually happened during the evening event. Ah, the hype of it all.

She finally got to thank the Academy, sorry the Royal Family, for the support.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5748651/Meghan-Harry-head-Frogmore-House-reception-royal-wedding.html

The After-Party

LOLOLOLOL. She got Di’s divorcee ring. That is so, so creepy. She looked overjoyed about it though, even happier than she was during the carriage ride. That ring is famous because Di wore it to her 1997 clothes auction, a huge symbolic break with her royal past. I bet the royals parted with it gladly.

http://people.com/royals/something-blue-meghan-markle-shoes-ring-wedding-reception/

And STEEEEEELLLLLAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Finally, I guess she hit TWO celeb-connected designers instead of one. She’s covering all her celeb bases. Halter top was tacky as hell and didn’t fit, of course, but it gave her a long-desired Bond Girl moment. Slut strand city too.

This wedding was all about giving her the Hollywood events she couldn’t earn through her acting talents—celeb red carpet, Bond Girl scene, tiara acceptance speech.

A new Jag, without the sentimental luggage of the car Will and Kate used for their getaway, and a very James Bond exit to Frogmore House. These two really think they are filming a movie, or rather a Bond-themed car ad. He absolutely murdered his “regular joe,” “People’s Prince” image in one fell swoop.

I loved that little wave she did showing off her Diana loot. There is a refreshing honesty to Meghan Markle. She’s not going to pretend that she’d rusticate in Dumfuck, Wales with her man. She’s into it for the BS Weekly covers, the Oprah interviews, the BFF Amal leaks and the Diana loot and she’s not ashamed to show it. Harry really does have the IQ of stale hummus, doesn’t he? I think he straight out owned this ring and he just gave it to her as a present. Good luck getting it back in the divorce, dumbass.

Harry cried again during the after party.

http://www.itv.com/news/2018-05-19/emotional-prince-harry-in-tears-as-he-talks-about-love-in-grooms-speech/

I’m honestly surprised at the fact that Meghan didn’t even bother to fake-cry. This dude is practically dying of dehydration, Megs. Make en effort.

But the best part of the after party is all the new celeb friends merching and posting on IG and bragging about meeting the BRF. Congrats on your “new circle” of friends, Harry.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5748627/Funnyman-James-Corden-host-royal-wedding-reception-Frogmore-House.html

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/suits-cast-will-not-attend-meghan-markle-prince-harrys-evening-wedding-reception/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5749403/Jessica-Mulroney-makes-moment-royal-wedding-limelight.html

Cheesus, even Nacho was selling cologne with his “evening invite” and I’d always been so proud of him for not using the royal connection on anything but sport and charity business. Guess the rules have changed.

I hear that someone leaked reception pics to the DM and Harry had them taken down. LOLOLOL because hypocrisy much?

Oh, and kudos to Priyanka on merching the Dior “Diana” bag. Bitch does her research.

Jess got a second Pippa “butt pic” in. LOLOLOLOLOL.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5749403/Jessica-Mulroney-makes-moment-royal-wedding-limelight.html%5BIMG%5D//

Her Family

The Markles celebrated with Burger King crowns and television cameras.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5748403/Meghans-uninvited-family-celebrates-wedding-Burger-King-crowns.html

The Website

The BRF website is now officially the TIG. OMG, she’s bragging about her high school volunteering. These people have been doing charity all their lives and she’s bragging about her 9thgrade extracurricular.

https://www.royal.uk/duchess-sussex

I saw a few tweets wondering why she didn’t mention her acting. LOLOLOLOL, this is typical Markle re-invention. In a few months, it will be as if she never acted at all.

Random Stuff

She gave Kate a friendship bracelet!!!! I had an anon who said this would happen. Kudos anon. It looks like a Claire’s Easter special, and it’s for sale for $450 dollars because of course it is.

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/a20764085/meghan-markle-royal-wedding-gift-bracelet-kate-middleton/

And on a scale of 1 to Millie Mackintosh’s publicist, how good are you at your job? This girl got more publicity out of the wedding than most invitees (Priyanka Chopra excepted, of course).

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5750035/Millie-Mackintosh-shows-theres-no-hard-feelings-watches-Royal-Wedding-invite-snub.html

Ratings and crowd

18 million in the UK, way less than W&K’s audience of 24 million.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/may/20/royal-wedding-confirmed-as-years-biggest-uk-tv-event

US ratings were 22.4 a smidgen less than Will and Kate’s 23 million.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/tv-ratings-royal-wedding-brings-18-million-viewers-us-broadcast-1113498

They got 4M in Australia which was close to Will and Kate’s 4.8 million. I thought these numbers were ridiculously low, but then I realized that Australia only has 24 million people. They are smaller than Texas!

https://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/royal-family/seven-claims-royal-wedding-ratings-win-as-millions-tune-in/news-story/4b020773c51004c1657ed52322c6802b

Crowd seems to be generally described as “around 100,000.” I can’t find a closer number than that, but I’m guessing it’s going to come out below that.

The BBC trolled Trump with a pic of his inaguration. I loved this because I hate Trump more than I hate Meghan, but, sadly, they are full of shit. Trump was mocked because he said his inaguration crowd was “the biggest ever” and it only pulled in like 240,000 people in the Mall, which is pathetic when compared to Obama’s 800,000. He still, however, pulled in 240k and I’ve heard of Dem “scare the troops into working” emails that screech “don’t’ be complacent because he may have actually gotten 400k, which is an average inaguration crowd!!!!! Get back to door knocking you lazy buttholes.”

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bbc-trolls-president-trump-with-royal-wedding-crowd-size_us_5b0048f9e4b07309e058bd76

https://www.factcheck.org/2017/01/the-facts-on-crowd-size/

And they seemed to be expecting A LOT more.

https://twitter.com/ParryTom/status/997784606396026881

Conclusion

The general theme here seemed to be “Will & Kate’s wedding, but tackier.” Where the Cambridges stressed family and continuity, the Slutsexes are stressing materialism and celeb worship. Where the Cambridges focused on British heritage and history, the Slutsexes focus on luxury brands and self-promotion. Where the Cambridges had composure and restraint, the Slutsexes had Hollywood posing and random cursing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5749175/Anything-Kate-Meghan-Two-familiar-different-Royal-Weddings.html

But at least the Kardashians sent their congratulations.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5748907/Kim-Kardashian-lovestruck-Prince-Harry-telling-Meghan-Markle-look-amazing-Royal-Wedding.html

http://people.com/royals/royal-wedding-khloe-kardashian-congratulates-meghan-markle/

And the K-Klub even produced a little merger offer. I doubt William will pick them up on it, but the Slutsexes are likely going to have a baby soon so a future Kardashian-Slutsex marriage may not be out of the question.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2018/05/19/khloe-kardashian-wants-true-prince-george-marry-royal-wedding/

The other main theme is, where the hell did the money go? $270k for that David’s Bridal special? No way. The cake was tiny and took no effort. The flowers were plastic. The reception menu was a Costco appetizer platter with a good thesaurus. Did they spend all of Chuck’s money on Meghan’s gotta-catch’em-all Cartier collection and Harry’s new Jag? “Sorry, honeybun, we can’t afford the Jag AND mozzarella. One’s gotta go.” “Oh, hell, just serve them tomato with a basil leaf on top and call it a ‘tartare.’ They are American. They won’t know the difference.”

And, finally, hooray for the celebration of black America. It wasn’t what anyone expected, but I’m sure it will serve Meghan in good stead when she ditches her groom and returns to the States.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/19/world/europe/meghan-markle-prince-harry-wedding.html

http://people.com/royals/meghan-markle-changing-discussions-about-race-in-america/

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/an-american-energy-at-the-royal-wedding-of-prince-harry-and-meghan-markle

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/may/20/is-meghan-markle-the-american-the-royals-needed-all-along

Even Piers Morgan was all “well, this is highly significant for the Americans.”

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5749015/PIERS-MORGAN-gives-verdict-ultimate-showbiz-wedding.html

We Americans are amazing. We just conned England into paying $40M for a celebration of out culture. We rock.

This little wedding trip plays to both countries’ psychoses. We get to re-establish our position as the belly-button of the universe by having Britain’s royal family be all about us and our racial wounds, and Britain gets to feel like a world power again by acting like their two-bit hereditary whatnot trumps our first Black First Lady and validates our social progress. It’s the special relationship at its best.

Overall, however, I say this is a win for the BRF. Long after Meghan has divorced Harry, packed her Diana ring and Cartier collection, the BRF will still have pics of the day they embraced multiculturalism with a gospel-themed wedding with MLK quotes. Well done.

They didn’t look triumphant, though. That last pic of Doria, Charles, Cam, and the Cambridges was, imo, relieved, yet mournful.

My last thought is, how fucking whipped is this dude? From the “I hope Meghan’s alright” moment to the baby-ish hand-holding, to the aquamarine ring, it was pretty clear (at least to me) that this guy is idiotically in love. I’ve gotten a lot of anons asking me what’s going on behind the scenes and why is she “getting everything she wants” and asking if she’s blackmailing the BRF or something.

I think he’s in love. It’s as simple as that. He’s and idiot and he’s in love and he’s desperate to keep her and he knows this is the way he can keep her—jewels and publicity and Diana crap.

It’s gonna be pretty goddamn tragic when she ditches him the way she has ditched everyone.

I also have a lot of anons asking me what I think will happen next. I think it will be the same stuff we’ve seen until now Harry and Meghan fuck up (engagement dress, nude pics, family drama) and the BRF comes in an saves them (Sandringham, Commonwealth everything, and Charles walking Megs down the aisle). It will be wash, rinse, repeat until they fuck up so magnificently that even the BRF can’t save them. Also, baby rumors around August, baby announcement by September, and baby bump by Eugenie’s wedding. I also think they will go on a “work” spree to try to overshadow the Cambridges who will just roll their eyes and get working on Cambridge #4. We should also see a ton of ill-fitting, untaiilored high fashion “lewks” because this woman has now reached merching Nirvana.

Cheers.

causeiwanttoandican

Excellent wrap up.

sgogoa-blog

This writer is EXCELLENT! great report. thanx

jennifer-goncalvez

Harry's mother-in-law

Maybe they could not make up Doria? For Christ's sake, as the FR is seen accepting Meghan coldly, not a single lipstick for Doria was preferable for the poor woman to stay at home. I never saw Michael Middleton say hello while traveling to the abbey to deliver his daughter, did you see how Charles handed Meghan and then marked the mile? The votes It was the most null part of the ceremony, they all talked to each other but they never looked at the couple and that is recorded all their lives and I remember better than Youtube. The guests The VIP guests of W and K among the "cheap public" to put it that way, I will never forget how Serena Williams fell asleep during the votes Private Wedding? I was researching on the internet and I never saw Meghan Markle attend George Clooney's wedding. If the Duchess Meghan wanted her dream wedding the best thing she could do was not invite anyone to Doria, RF, Spencer family and privately give her the "Yes, I accept"

Narcicism

When Kate married William, she never opened a website talking exclusively about her, mysteriously today the real house WINDSOR created a website exclusively for Meghan

https://www.royal.uk/duchess-sussex

But of course we all know that it was Meghan who gave the order to create such a website praising it, let's see how long it will take the walk through the clouds. We will turn a blind eye to Meghan Markle and make believe that it was the Royal Windsor House that opened it a day after the wedding.

mapleleaf2rouge

farce wedding

i couldnt figure out where i had seen the scenes from yesterdays farce before..then i remembered it is all from the movie ‘the sound of music’..

hrh prince henry/harry is captain wales.

sound of music the father is capt. von trapp.

the scene of markle walking alone down the aisle/nave with the really big veil and crowds are scenes duplicated from the movie .. when maria marries capt von trapp. same huge cathedral same look.

capt von trapp had 8 children, smarkle –had 8 tiny children walking behind her. maria had no bridesmaid, markle no bridesmaid..

cant smarkle think of any thing original?

skippyisheretostay

@mapleleaf2lipstick

jennifer-goncalvez

Actually nothing was original! She saw the movie and wanted it to be that way and she got it. No one wanted to be there until Serena Williams herself fell asleep in the middle of the ceremony, HM was running out, PP was walking like a statue, Zara and Mike Tindall were about to make love in the chapel they kept touching each other, Peter and Autumm looked at each other, the York sisters laughed underneath, Fergie passed the pages of the book ... The only one who saw the vows was Dorito to make sure everything was going according to plan...

I maintain the faith that Harry will be free sooner than ever

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