[hannahhillam]

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Did the cat just give–

[teenagerposts]

this is the wholesome pure content we need more of

[cincodemayonaisee]

WARNING: ANIMAL CRUELTY

Apparently people have been adopting dogs and either killing them themselves or dropping them to a kill shelter (and one even said they were flying them to poor Asian areas to be eaten) under the Twitter hashtag #pitbulldropoff

This is completely cruel and evil and word needs to get around about these demons so everyone knows what these demons are planning to do to dogs once they get ahold of them.

If you know someone or if you yourself is planning to give away a pitty by craigslist soon, DONT and wait for awhile!!!! They act like they’re going to adopt them and act all nice then they get rid of them, don’t be fooled!!

DM me for uncensored names!!!!!!!!

[pyrogothnerd-deactivated2025071]

SEND THESE ASSHOLES TO THE POLICE!

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[grad-school-fool]

My grandma had one of her breasts removed after a bout of breast cancer (she recovered fine) and never got reconstruction so every morning she had to stick this beanbag fake boob in her bra so her chest would be even since her other breast was pretty big. One day my family drove by her house to pick her up and she got in the car like “I can’t shake the feeling I’m forgetting something” and halfway to church she suddenly shouted “MY BOOB” and made my dad turn around so she could go get it

[escaped-and-anxious]

The best addition to this post

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[dobladim]

[memewhore]

[rrachelinthewildd]

[hamsterobsessed]

[lmaonade]

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

[princesstigerbelle]

Here’s my cat patiently waiting for me to throw her toy after she brought it to me

Now here is her reaction when I ask her if “she’s ready” before I throw it. She knows what it means.

She’s ready guys

[fairyghibli-deactivated20181024]

I met a fourth grader and her name was yue, and she was like ‘yea I’m named after a character from avatar the last air bender cause my parents are huge nerds’ and all I said was ‘that’s rough buddy’ and she beamed at me and I’m pretty sure I made her day lmao

[counterpunches]

#lord that episode aired 12 years ago

[zindabad-deactivated20171231]

Its all you kids talk about… nut this, cum that

[imsoshive]

[qveerfemmefatale]

you literally can’t take black people anywhere lmao

[wvynes-world]

Ayeeee

[coryaintshit]

This is why I need to take Black people everywhere

[tibets]

[magdalenarivera]

#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’

[jennytrout]

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

[jennytrout]

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

[marimopet]

Master of karate and natural elements

[catscoffeeandcynicism]

[x6sad9-deactivated20170501]

BEFORE AND AFTER

[problemheart]

The ratio of dog to boy stayed constant that’s so cute