Mine; Not Yours

This is my tumblr where I share whatever trips my trigger. Enjoy. Or Not.

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I wouldn't have otherwise, but now I must. #worstparent

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Tumblr - did I show you the tattoo I got last week? Some of you probably saw it other places, but I need to cover all my bases and show it off.

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I love the watercolor tattoo genre and have been thinking about getting one. Such beautiful works of art.

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I'm getting one this afternoon. Literally. Super excited.

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Homemade beverages available tonight. I'm regretting driving.

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Fireball makes a good sipping whiskey for those who don't like actual whiskey.

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This is giving me all the happiness today.

Mumford & Sons - Hopeless Wanderer (by MumfordAndSonsVEVO)

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I live in a first world country. All toilets that I come in contact with should be able to handle tampons.

America, we can do better.

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You should wear a muzzle...just a quick observation.

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So much going on: FYIIAB + big hair + a sweater that I can't decide if it's an ugly granny sweater or a reasonable option to make a dress with spaghetti straps ok for work. 

Send help.

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Feeling patriotic

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5th Annual Nashville Drinkathon

It's almost time again. This year's is May 24th. Get that vacation request in ASAP!

Details and such.

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Men, put down the razor. It's science.

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Motivation

I wanted to publicly thank Michelle for this post from earlier this morning. The timing literally could not have been more perfect for me because I read it two minutes after talking myself out of going to the gym at lunch. I've been talking myself out of the gym at lunch every day for the last month or so, but today as soon as I finished reading her post, I picked up my keys and went.

As it turned out, I was the only person in the class today which gave me an opportunity to 1) suck in private and not in front of people better, stronger, faster than me, and 2) talk to the two trainers still there about how they do their programming, what works and what doesn't when it comes to people in the gym, and get my name on the list for the upcoming strength/lifting push he's starting on the 15th. I never would've found out about this program if I hadn't gone today.

It was exactly what I needed to get over the hump of starting back again. And now I'll have an email from him 3x a week of strict instructions for what I am supposed to get done that day. I need that accountability and someone just paying attention.

Perfect timing is perfect. Thanks Michelle! 

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BigDogBo's pee post reminded me of one summer I spent at the Oak Ridge National Labs when I was in high school. None of us kids in the program were allowed in the areas marked with possible radiation exposure and we all had to wear dosimeters (radiation measurement thingys) that they checked just to be sure. 

No one wanted to get cancer or grow extra body parts (plus we were nerds that followed rules), so we abided by the policy. A couple of the guys, however, thought it'd be hilarious to toss their dosimeters in one of the areas and leave it for a day or two. I never heard anything about it after we left, so I assume their little prank didn't pay off.

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♬ Whoa! Living on a prayer! ♬

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I just spend the last half hour searching the internet for the name of this book series that I lurved back in junior high. Googling 'book series snobby girl likes cute boy but he works for his dad's garbage company' works less well than you might think.