Kaboom

I'm Jensen Conant, Mr. Conant to my dear pupils, the Chemical and Elements teacher. Ability Augmentation is my thing. It's nothing too showy, but believe me it's cool.

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Fuck.

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What’s wrong with girls?

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They're more emotionally stable than I am. Maybe it was just the girl I was seeing. 

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Fuck.

Girls suck.

Fuck and suck rhyme. I'm easily amused.

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To the kid that didn't finish the assignment due yesterday...

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You charge your students cupcakes when they don’t turn things in?

That is ingenious idea! Mind if I use it?

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Not at all. It should be the universal punishment for late assignments.

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To the kid that didn't finish the assignment due yesterday...

You owe me a cupcake.

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Clearly, we have some communication issues here.

Acid isn't meant to be eating away through the second floor to the first. 

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I'm bored.

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You…you are incredible.

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I know I am.

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I'm bored.

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If it’s fireworks I’m going to k-

Jensen…Jensen it’s beautiful…

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Am I amazing or what? Happy one month anniversary, sweetheart.

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I'm bored.

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So, you have two impressive things in your pants? Hmm…that depends…should I?

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You'll like it.

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I'm bored.

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Well…I think you can figure it out.

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Just to let you know, I have something impressive in my pants. Not in the way that you're thinking. But that works too. Mind slipping your hand in my back pocket?

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I'm bored.

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You’re doing well.

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So what is it exactly that we're doing?

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I'm bored.

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Aren’t you just the sweetest?

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I try my best to be.

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I'm bored.

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Don’t worry, I think you’ll like it.

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As long as I'm with you, I'm good with anything we do.

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I'm bored.

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I can think of something better we can do…

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Whatever it is, I'm in. 

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I'm bored.

You know what that means. Time to flood a room with a baking soda and vinegar concoction. 

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I know. I know.

I’m back. 

You all missed me, right? 

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You're an asshole.