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henry winter apologist | remus lupin kinnie i can’t ship mileven or byler until mike matures into a likeable character E | she/her

[gulabiaankhein]

Reading books aren't enough. I need characters to get out of it and fuck me

[flowgninthgil]

I'M SORRY BUT WHAT?!!?!!!

What did you do to those poor people?!?!

How can one be so cruel?!

[flowgninthgil]

@jensjskdm, thank you for linking your tumblr, because I can personally say that I hate you for making this awesome piece of work.

I don't even know whether I would have liked a follow-up.

This was horrible

I loved it

Fully recommend

Please do more.

[jensjskdm]

haha thank you

[unbearable-lightness-of-ink]

thinking about how the world would be better if more people understood the differences between 'the author failed to tell the story they wanted to tell' and 'the author told the story they wanted to tell, but they told it badly' and 'the author told the story they wanted to, and they told it well, but it wasn't the story I wanted to read'

[glowcowboy]

i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors

[iremluna]

and rage

[glowcowboy]

yeah and also the rage

[renthebarbarian]

The age dysphoria that people are experiencing while watching the Percy Jackson trailer (“omg they’re babies!!!”) is a perfect example of how Hollywood has skewed our perception of what teenagers and even kids are supposed to look like by hiring actors who are significantly older than their characters. Logan Lerman was 18 when they made the first PJO movie. Alexandra Daddario was 24. That’s twice as old as the role she was playing.

It’s gotten better in recent years, but it still happens (just look at the cast of Euphoria—and yes, obviously there are REASONS they have to cast adults on that show). This is why most of us grew up thinking we were ugly kids and teenagers—we were unwittingly comparing ourselves to 20 and even 30-somethings. We weren’t ugly, we were just children!

[crows-junk-pile]

Oh OH OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT

[realcheddarchips]

the percy jackson show is not realistic. when filling out worksheets on school trips i have never been given a clipboard. you put that shit against the nearest wall and cope.

[dostoevsky-kun-deactivated20240]

oh to run away and become a pretentious classics student somewhere in new england

[angelslant]

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

[orbitsab]

The most Annabeth Chase ever

[befuddledbumblebee]

in his shadow.

[cocofetti]

Some of y’all act like basic manners, general human decency, and kindness to others is SO MUCH emotional labor. I don’t like that shit.

[m0untainslut]

this age of thinking you don’t owe anyone anything in the name of “protecting your energy” there are many other ways of protecting ur energy without being a total ass to others. yall. do better.

[motherdanger]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. SAW BATHROOM TRAP. 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

i am actually so obsessed that a slowed and reverbed, dramatized, ukuleleless cover of vance joy’s riptide is the pjo song

[thezenangel]

cozy studies

[cyborg-furby]

Jigsaw when the people who survived his death traps who he then recruited to put other people in death traps are into murder

[industrations]

Save a horse ride a cowboy