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Does anyone happen to have My injuries were so jolly I was Christmas for a month on hand
you have no idea how excited i was to see this request
All the best boy hugs for Karlach
i was reminded of the wolf meme shirt yesterday and was like "that is sooo lunara coded" but then realized that it would NOT sit well with shadowheart by any means
+ a lot of people have been asking what would make the other companions make this silly face i keep drawing so i thought this was the perfect opportunity to show shadowhearts reasons!!
im sorry to do this to you shart </3 (also lunara would never willingly show wolves to sh, this is prior to all her secrets being revealed)
cleaned my room after 1000 years and remembered that my room is actually really nice when its clean
i have so many skulls in here. at least five and a half skulls in here.
at least six and a half skulls in here.
i was looking around in the files and found the epilogue camp outfit uuids, and they all have unique names and descriptions so i thought i'd post them all here in case anyone's interested :-)
GALE (human / god)
ASTARION (spawn / ascended)
LAE'ZEL (faerun / githyanki)
WYLL (blade / duke)
SHADOWHEART (selunite / sharran)
KARLACH / DARK URGE
JAHEIRA / MINSC / HALSIN
MINTHARA (drow / city)
edit: UUIDs under the cut if you wanna spawn them yourself
"Who needs a horny bard when you have a promiscuous wizard!"
the whole squad
Thanks I hate it: sarcastic disdain, you don't enjoy this at all that's insufferable, I love it: prankster solidarity. A compliment for mischief. You gotta try this dude, it sucks: solidarity through communal self-flagellation It's terrible, watch it immediately: Your classic so-bad-it's-good media
@annecumberbatch
Canât forget, âgross, I love itâ
Not to forget the iconic
How could people forget Data?
*Halsin looks at a burrow hole*
Halsin: Iâm way too big
Astarion: That didnât stop you last night
Gale: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Letâs please keep it rated G for Gale
Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn
people who take hot baths are practically begging to end up in a witch's stew.
my mom told me that credit card interest paid used to be tax deductible and i looked this up because it sounded totally bananas to me but apparently this used to be the case until 1986. what sort of fantasy world were baby boomers living in
fascinating
Actually. Y'all know those animal videos that are like My Dog Was Raised By Cats And Now He Purrs or This Duck Thinks He's A Dog or Mama Cat Raised Puppy Alongside Kittens?
That is. Probably what happens to Owlbear Cub.
Because he's not really being raised as an owlbear. He was, for a bit, but he didn't have a mom for very long. His primary role model now is Scratch, a goodboye. Owlbear Cub is, basically, being raised as a weird dog.
So it seems natural that he'd start copying Scratch's behaviours, to bond with his new family. And those would become habits, settled in beside his instinctive owlbear behaviours.
Scratch likes to play fetch? One day, it's Owlbear Cub who returns the ball to Shadowheart.
Scratch gets up to go lay his head on Astarion's chest when he starts to twitch and sob in his not-sleep? Owlbear Cub will go with him, and curl up there too.
Scratch enjoys chewing on Wyll's socks? Owlbear Cub...doesn't like chewing in general, really, but he does learn that if he steals companions' things and runs around the camp with them, they will chase him, and he thinks that's great fun! Gale's trousers, discarded on the floor of his tent. Astarion's shirt, snatched off the drying line. Minsc's underpants, at one point, which is still better than trying to eat Boo.
(They still haven't managed to stop him hunting small critters and dropping the bodies in people's laps, though. They're not sure where he got that one from, but Tav is sure he keeps doing it because Lae'zel and Astarion keep praising him for it. Their justifications are, respectively, "The creature is a drain on our resources; it is good that it is proving useful as a pest repellent," and, "Ooh, yay, fast food.")
Anyway, yeah. Little dude thinks he's a dog send tweet
K A R L A C H A N D B L A C K F L A R E
sometimes in knitting you just have to go 'nobody but me will notice this mistake' and keep going
I highly recommend doing the same thing in life.
This is a great recommendation. Donât preemptively confess to failures. My med school/residency bestie once texted me in a panic about the best way to confess to a thing that was really minor in the grand scheme of thingsâno patients harmed, no data breachedâand I straight up told her to just wait it out. Itâs agonizing because youâre worried and youâd rather the hammer just fall. But the hammer never fell. No one but her noticed. I only noticed because she literally told. CONFESS NOTHING.