JERE THINKING THAT ITUNES IS A VIRUS IS EVERYTHING <333 Marc probably was like OH MY GOD JEREMY WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET THIS ONE IT’S REALLY BAD??!?! LIKE WHAT KIND OF PORN ARE YOU TRYING TO DOWNLOAD/WHAT KIND OF WEBSITES ARE YOU VISITING?!?!?!?!!? And like having a panic attack b/f laughing and just being like “dude that’s just your music library chill.” (and then jere wishes he had a different roommate jk jk)
but PROTECTIVE BIG BRO NICK IS EVERYTHING TO ME (and rora tbh) but omg she’d be like “Nick, calm down the breakup was mutual – it was actually my idea” (although now she’s like “i was an idiot for letting him go but okay”) and she’d def continuously try to reassure him that jere did not hurt her (at least intentionally – everything hurts now but tbh it’s her fault instead of his … also I feel like rora def tries not to be obvious about it at all but idk if Nick can tell if she still likes Jere??) okay wow this became a nick/rora thing instead of jere/marc but ANYWAY
but yesss I can definitely see these two doing those things, too. (I feel like Marc is v good at throwing the football around but less so at the grocery store. tbh I feel like he makes a lOT of jokes and doesn’t really do much help w/ the planning what they should eat and just kinda throws things in the cart “i’d eat that” and it’s probably best if jere goes w/o him most times smh
WHAT KIND OF PORN ARE YOU TRYING TO DOWNLOAD HAHAHAHA OMG and Jere just freaking out like "OMG! No! No, I wasn't trying to...anything! I was just trying to read my emails!" Smh and tbh Marc could do that to him a thousand times and he'd probs never catch on bc technology?!??!?!????!?!?!!!!??!?!?? It scares him a little tbh. I feel like he ~just switched to a smart phone and that was only bc his flip phone finally died to tbh he probs got talked into it and mostly it’s like that scene at the end of the first epi of The IT Crowd where the boss is screaming into his computer, trying to get the supposed voice activation pitch right and smh
I def feel like that didn’t really change anything for Nick at first. He’s like YEAH BUT I DON’T SEE THE GUY OVER HERE SNEAKING IN TO TRY AND GET YOU BACK but tbh if he ~had done that, Nick probs would’ve just been like, “OMG good thing you cut this stalker creep loose,” so tbh Jere literally can’t win but anyway. I think the fervor did die down bc, yeah, it was mutual and it was her idea and yeah. As for whether or not he can tell she still like shim, I think that’d def depend on how she acts around Jere atp?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH cue Jere “I am not your mother” Anderson tbh *facepalm* I mean, I feel like he probs isn’t the greatest at that sort of thing, but I def think he’s way better than Marc, though tbh when they shop together it’s probs an actual cluster. HAHAHAH I’D EAT THAT Jere with the bitchface acting like his mom or wife, going, “You say that now but in two weeks when it’s still in the fridge, I’m gonna be the one who has to throw it out” smh But tbh I feel like most of the time they both go bc mostly I feel like they’re both just kind of like “??????” not to mention, I feel like Marc def makes more than Jere tbqh and Jere is always paying him back for stuff #facepalm
I can’t remember if we established this, but how long do you think they’re been living together, btw? I feel like it’s probs been at least a couple months atp, possibly a few years?