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Intro/title post wahoo!!

I'm Emblem (they/them) and I have too much brainrot and too few coherent sentences :)

Hermitcraft and life series the loves of my life, my beloveds of all time, we shall have our wedding in the fall bc the spring is wet and summer is a miserable time to have a honeymoon <3

As you may or may not have been able to tell just by looking at me I am a massive fan of Tango, Gem, and Joel, but I jump around a ton!

I am a reblog blog. Fair warning.

(That being said, if you post the dteam or Wilbur and their friends get the fuck out please and thanks.)

I also do poetry bc dear lord this minecraft can symbolism, we'll see if i end up posting that here

wahoo i think that's everything i hope you have an easier day!

bruzum

wenlokholmes

sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced

luna-azzurra

Sibling rivalry only works on the page if both siblings secretly think the other one got the easier version of their childhood. Nobody thinks they won. Write both of them convinced they lost, and suddenly the fighting makes sense.

tlirsgender

My hot take about ghosts is that they're only scary if they're mad at you. White christians are scared of dead people cause they're the ones killing them

tlirsgender

"I'm being haunted by vengeful spirits" and why are the spirits vengeful? 🤨 victim blaming much

tlirsgender

Me and the girls are hangin out with our ancestors they're chill as fuck maybe if all the ghosts you know have a problem with you you should look inward

senatortedcruz

Wonderful photo

toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account

the fact that on my way out of seeing the hadestown proshot with my sibling i was walking to the theater exit and without even thinking about it i turned around to see where they were... yeah. yeah.

toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account

like. you can be frustrated at orpheus. you can be heartbroken for orpheus and eurydice. you should be. but when you're walking together and your loved one isn't right next to you that instinct to turn around and check on them is as natural as breathing

teaboot

OH, I see the misunderstanding now! You thought I didn't *understand* your ideology! No, I totally follow your logic here, it all makes perfect sense the way you've laid it out. What I'm saying is that you're wrong

mckitterick

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

source: X

prof-grace-aspen

Recalled eggs were shipped to foodservice and retail customers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana. Recalled eggs were available to consumers at Kroger stores in Texas and Louisiana; Brookshire Grocery stores in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, and other smaller retail and foodservice outlets in these states plus Mississippi and New Mexico.

Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are the currently affected states.

diamantefangs

xeansicemane

This is kinda ominous ngl

vexwerewolf

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

wherefore-whinnies

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

aroace-ryland-grace

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

phantomrose96

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

weaseltotheface

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

weaseltotheface

Actually let's get specific with it

*checks wiki*

Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato

dni-archive

abysslll

itsladykit

Motion Picture Association of America.

waywardworldhopper

Entertainment Software Rating Board

chaumas-deactivated20240115

I fucking forgot that Harry Potter ends with Harry going “I wonder if my slave will make me a sandwich”

monologi0n

chaumas-deactivated20240115

everyone got taken out by the dogshit epilogue that this got buried but oh my god lol

caressthosecheekbones

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

chthonion

So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"

Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here

So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work

wertfi-penguin

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

geekyhistoriansunite

nedlittle

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

nedlittle