So many dbag ocs

OC rp/ask blog personal: lovelycarrion

[jerkunderworld-blog]

haha hey sorry im never on here anymore but if ur still interested in my ocs i still rp p regularly on daniel's twitter @cyscholar

[jerkunderworld-blog]

Happy New Years :3

oops i just saw this

[lovelycarrion]

gaylien

[overheard-at-school]

It wasn’t even romantic; he just put his hand in my pants. Not complaining though.

(via overheard-at-school)

[pricklyterrorofthenight-deactiv]

At first Billy had nodded enthusiastically at Oliver’s question, as if to affirm. However he noticed something just a teeny tiny bit off about them. Curiously, the boy waved his hand in front of Oliver’s face, probably wanting to see if they were going to react at all. Then he tilted his head, before gaining another smile. "Uh, well I ain’t sure I can properly read a map even if I had one…." He trailed off for a second. "But I’d sure be glad to help ya out, li’l buddy!" He placed his hands on his hips. Yeah. He was doing that thing again. That thing where he was being the OPPOSITE of evil. "Need a phone or somethin’?"

[jerkunderworld-blog]

When Billy's hand passed in front of Oliver's face, they had no sense of what he was doing and was left standing in uncomfortable silence with a blank face. Finally, Billy responded and their expression shifted to a happier one. "Oh, uh, yeah that'd be cool." They paused before frowning. "But I dunno how anyone I call is s'posed t' pick me up if I can't give 'em directions or anything." Apparently, they had forgotten there was such a thing as a GPS.

[jerkunderworld-blog]

they hate this

[pricklyterrorofthenight-deactiv]

jerkunderworld

Oh boy! Another new person!!

"Well hi there! It’s a real joy to meet’cha!" Now, originally he was going to attempt to rob this individual….But they were a little odd looking. So he had decided against it. For now. "Welcome to Miracle City!" That… was an oddly warm welcome that you probably wouldn’t experience from any other villain OR teenager in Miracle City.

[jerkunderworld-blog]

"Miracle City?" Oliver asked, squinting their eyes as they thought. That certainly didn't sound familiar. They rubbed the back of their neck, embarrassed at their confusion. "Ah, shit, I'm so lost," they mumbled. "Do you have, like, a map? And can you read a map?"

[jerkunderworld-blog]

oh wow i wonder what youve been doing copernicus

[thisisrpstuff]

Send "I dare you to kiss..." with a url/name and my muse will have to kiss that person on the lips.

[ask-the-creative-notepad]

[sorry-deactivated13-deactivated]

❅ and any muse

[15]

Ernest shivered and held his arms close to his chest as he walked down the street. The snow hit the ground and made things colder and colder. Now he realized that it may not have been a smartest idea to sear his tennis shorts. “Why does it have to be so damn cold?” He muttered.

jerkunderworld

[sorry-deactivated13-deactivated]

Ernest blushed until his face remained bright pink. He definitely was NOT used to this kind of attention from someone so…so…GORGEOUS. "Th-thanks for coming with me…" He said as he walked along the sidewalk with the Caelius, "Its always nice to have somebody with you while you’re walking."

[jerkunderworld-blog]

"Of course! I can't just leave a cute boy alone in the cold," Caelius replied. "Besides, it's not like I'm doing anything else." They paused for a moment before pouting and sighing loudly. "I forgot how absolutely boring walking is," they groaned.

[sorry-deactivated13-deactivated]

❅ and any muse

[15]

Ernest shivered and held his arms close to his chest as he walked down the street. The snow hit the ground and made things colder and colder. Now he realized that it may not have been a smartest idea to sear his tennis shorts. “Why does it have to be so damn cold?” He muttered.

jerkunderworld

[sorry-deactivated13-deactivated]

"Its nice to meet you." Ernest replied, a small grin on his face, "You can come with me to the library, we can keep talking to each other. You seem really nice."

[jerkunderworld-blog]

They very clearly enjoyed the idea of going to the library with a cute boy, for their grin grew even larger and they tossed an arm around Ernest. "Ooh great! That sounds positively lovely!" they said. After speaking, they pressed their lips to Ernest's cheek, planting a small kiss before pulling back and giggling. "Let's go!"

[jerkunderworld-blog]

guinevere did their makeup and nails

[rpmemes-andstuff-blog]

Our museds are camping! Send me a ^ for something that happens while camping.

1-20 Some angsty, some may be triggering (Snakes, wasp/bee/hornet) (Murder), Some fluffy, some may be NSFW. Feel free to re-roll if you land on one that you’re uncomfortable with.

Roasting marshmallows and one catches fire.

The tent catches fire.

It starts to rain

Our mused go fishing, and mine gets pulled in by fish on their line.

Our muses go hiking, and spot a wild animal. (Roll 1-2 to see if it attacks. 1-it just keeps walking 2- it attacks.)

It’s too dry to have a campfire but our muses do anyways

They get lost trying to find wood for the campfire

A bear comes to their campsite and starts taking their food. (Does not attack)

My muse is stung by a bee/wasp/hornet.

One of our muses is bitten by a snake and must get to the hospital. (Roll 1-2. 1-my muse 2- your muse.)

Our muses go skinny dipping

They count the stars

While hiking one of our muses twists their ankle.

Our muses go canoeing.

Our muses build a make-shift swing on one of the trees

They forgot to bring a tent, and now must either sleep under the stars, or build a shelter.

Our muses brought an RV packed full of stuff to make it just like home.

My muse forgot to bring the marshmallows.

Crazy axe murderer attacks.

The tent falls down on them while they are asleep.

[sorry-deactivated13-deactivated]

❅ and any muse

[15]

Ernest shivered and held his arms close to his chest as he walked down the street. The snow hit the ground and made things colder and colder. Now he realized that it may not have been a smartest idea to sear his tennis shorts. “Why does it have to be so damn cold?” He muttered.

jerkunderworld

[sorry-deactivated13-deactivated]

Ernest felt his face grow warm as an indication that he was blushing. And after the joking remark from the cupid-esque creature, he did feel a bit silly about wearing his shorts.

"Yea…" he said, feeling the warmth that emanated from Caelius’ hands, "That feels good, thanks you."

[jerkunderworld-blog]

They nodded eagerly. “Mmhmm, it’s no problem!”  Caelius slowed their wings down so they could stand next to Ernest rather than float. “So, where are you headed? Hopefully, somewhere I can go too, otherwise you’re going to have to go back to having cold hands.” At the mention of his hands, they rubbed theirs against his to spread more heat.

[sorry-deactivated13-deactivated]

"I’m headed to the library, I need to pick up some books for ny brother." He replied, with a bit of annoyance near the ending of his sentence, "He always sends me to run errands for him, it sickening." Ernest sighed deeply. "Heh, sorry I got kinda carried away," he giggled, "I’m Ernest by the way."

[jerkunderworld-blog]

"Oh no! Ernest, you poor baby," Caelius said, releasing Ernest's hands and wrapping their arms around him in a tight hug. After a moment of squeezing the boy, Caelius let go of him and began grinning once again. "Oopsies, I forgot to tell you my name. I'm Caelius!" they told him while tucking a strand of hair behind their ear.

[whimsicalwitchcraft]

height differences

[jerkunderworld-blog]

Mistletoe!

Oh, great, Daniel was stuck under the mistletoe again. However, this time it was with some two-headed boy. Oh well, at least this one hadn’t verbally harassed him yet.“I believe you are Archibald’s friend? I suppose it will be alright if I kiss you then, since that makes you not a complete stranger,” he muttered, as if he wasn’t clearly flustered about kissing another person, before leaning down and kissing Duobus’s lips. After a second of thought and hesitation, he kissed the second head’s lips as well.

[shitboy96]

*pushes you off a bridge* boop