Jerry came, too.

Ugh.

I cannot believe my eyeballs

*gasp!*

[jerrycametoo-blog]

its true im a monster

[jerrycametoo-blog]

time to come clean, as to who runs this blog

it is @keldaciraptor

[getampdup-blog]

* Ugh, why does everyone keep mentioning me? It's making me sneeze.

* …………Huh??

* OH, SHIT, WAIT, IS YOUR NAME JERRY?

* IF SO: COME HERE SO I CAN EAT YOU, DUDE.

[jerrycametoo-blog]

* Ugh, your breath smells, and why is your mouth so wet? I don’t do well with high humidity. It makes me sweaty, and then it makes my nose run.

Jerry keeps complaining. It’s what he does. That, and pwn newbs in super hardcore online games, like Farmville. He pulls out his phone with his free hand and tries to get in a few games of Angry Birds.

[getampdup-blog]

(Ugh, okay, Jerry tastes bad. Amp has ate many things in his life, including human garbage, but Jerry takes the cake. And he’s weirdly shaped! This was a terrible idea.)

(Fortunately the complaining just makes Amp want to make him shut up, which works conveniently well with the whole ‘eating Jerry’ thing going on.)

(Remembering the dare fills him with DETERMINATION.)

(Amp crunches down and shakes his head violently side-to side and then, like a strange, glittery bird with a death wish, throws his head back and somehow manages to swallow Jerry whole. It’s fine, he did this to that bike too. Physics do not apply to him.)

[jerrycametoo-blog]

* Ugh, it’s so dark and cramped in here. Is there any wifi? It smells like...

Jerry sneezes violently, without covering his mouth.

* Ugh, now my allergies are acting up. This is the worst. You better have wifi in here.

Jerry is... Oblivious.

[getampdup-blog]

* Ugh, why does everyone keep mentioning me? It's making me sneeze.

* …………Huh??

* OH, SHIT, WAIT, IS YOUR NAME JERRY?

* IF SO: COME HERE SO I CAN EAT YOU, DUDE.

[jerrycametoo-blog]

* Who are you calling shitlord, buttmunch? And get your smelly foot off of me, it’s smelly!

Jerry has no idea what he’s got himself into. He’s just too self-absorbed to realize he’s about to be eaten.

* You better not have broken my phone!

[getampdup-blog]

(Amp just snickers and bends down to grab Jerry in his mouth. Hands are for scrublords, and he’s far too ripped to be one.)

(Hasta la vista, Jerry)

(…………….Tastes salty.)

[jerrycametoo-blog]

* Ugh, your breath smells, and why is your mouth so wet? I don’t do well with high humidity. It makes me sweaty, and then it makes my nose run.

Jerry keeps complaining. It’s what he does. That, and pwn newbs in super hardcore online games, like Farmville. He pulls out his phone with his free hand and tries to get in a few games of Angry Birds.

[getampdup-blog]

* Ugh, why does everyone keep mentioning me? It's making me sneeze.

* …………Huh??

* OH, SHIT, WAIT, IS YOUR NAME JERRY?

* IF SO: COME HERE SO I CAN EAT YOU, DUDE.

[jerrycametoo-blog]

* UGH! I can’t believe it, you ruined the joke! Nice going, buttmunch!

Jerry is so peeved. Bigosh.

* That’s the last time I ever try to tell a joke!

[getampdup-blog]

* KEK!!!

(Amp looks quite pleased with himself!)

* You ain’t wrong about that!

(Screeching shrilly and gleefully, Amp slams a foot down on Jerry with the intent to use his mass and force to pin the….thing….down.)

*….Actually thinking about it, I should come up with a cooler thing for you to hear before you get eaten.

* Uhhhhh…..Hasta la vista, shitlord!

[jerrycametoo-blog]

* Who are you calling shitlord, buttmunch? And get your smelly foot off of me, it’s smelly!

Jerry has no idea what he’s got himself into. He’s just too self-absorbed to realize he’s about to be eaten.

* You better not have broken my phone!

[getampdup-blog]

* Ugh, why does everyone keep mentioning me? It's making me sneeze.

* …………Huh??

* OH, SHIT, WAIT, IS YOUR NAME JERRY?

* IF SO: COME HERE SO I CAN EAT YOU, DUDE.

[jerrycametoo-blog]

* What kind of scrub doesn’t know what a joke is? Here, I guess I’ll teach you.

Jerry wipes his snotty arm on his side. He clears his throat, very loudly. He is about to unleash the single greatest joke in the history of ever.

* … Guess what.

[getampdup-blog]

(Amp blinks, ear-like feathers raising and most of the fluff on his body poofing up, too)

*….Chicken butt?

[jerrycametoo-blog]

* UGH! I can’t believe it, you ruined the joke! Nice going, buttmunch!

Jerry is so peeved. Bigosh.

* That’s the last time I ever try to tell a joke!

[getampdup-blog]

* Ugh, why does everyone keep mentioning me? It's making me sneeze.

* …………Huh??

* OH, SHIT, WAIT, IS YOUR NAME JERRY?

* IF SO: COME HERE SO I CAN EAT YOU, DUDE.

[jerrycametoo-blog]

* Ugh, whatever. I know that you’re, like, joking. Eating me would be lame.

Jerry doesn’t know where to put the snot on his arm.

[getampdup-blog]

(Amp stops dead in front of Jerry and peers down at him, head turning to one side so he can look at him with one eye.)

* Joking?

(He grins manically)

* I don’t know what jokes are.

[jerrycametoo-blog]

* What kind of scrub doesn’t know what a joke is? Here, I guess I’ll teach you.

Jerry wipes his snotty arm on his side. He clears his throat, very loudly. He is about to unleash the single greatest joke in the history of ever.

* ... Guess what.

[jerrycametoo-blog]

violetcandyraindrops

 fact: jerry is a hive mind there are hundreds of...

amazing

it truly is.

how else can he be in so many places at once?

[jerrycametoo-blog]

jerry may have never seen jaws

BUT HES ABOUT TO!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jerrycametoo-blog]

fact: jerry is a hive mind

there are hundreds of jerrys

they are all unaware that they are a hive mind

[getampdup-blog]

* Ugh, why does everyone keep mentioning me? It's making me sneeze.

* …………Huh??

* OH, SHIT, WAIT, IS YOUR NAME JERRY?

* IF SO: COME HERE SO I CAN EAT YOU, DUDE.

[jerrycametoo-blog]

* Uh, that doesn’t sound like a good idea. Being eaten, I mean.

Jerry wipes his nose on his arm.

[getampdup-blog]

* It sounds like a great idea, I’m sure you’ll come to love it.

*Or you won’t, doesn’t matter. You’ll be eaten.

(Amp advances menacingly on the………the Jerry, whatever a Jerry is other than a Jerry, killclaw tapping on the floor with each step.)

[jerrycametoo-blog]

* Ugh, whatever. I know that you’re, like, joking. Eating me would be lame.

Jerry doesn’t know where to put the snot on his arm.

[getampdup-blog]

* Ugh, why does everyone keep mentioning me? It's making me sneeze.

* …………Huh??

* OH, SHIT, WAIT, IS YOUR NAME JERRY?

* IF SO: COME HERE SO I CAN EAT YOU, DUDE.

[jerrycametoo-blog]

* Uh, that doesn’t sound like a good idea. Being eaten, I mean.

Jerry wipes his nose on his arm.

[jerrycametoo-blog]

Jerry. Tastes like chicken, if chicken was Jerry.

* I can’t eat chicken. It gives me indigestion.

Jerry picks his nose.

[jerrycametoo-blog]

he's the demon that comes when you call his name: Jerry

* Y O U   C A L L E D ?

[jerrycametoo-blog]

*literally the best thing about logging into tumblr and being new to tumblr, is seeing jerry and being unable to ditch him on my dash. i'm not even on this level of humor yet.

* How do you expect to ditch me...

* WHEN I’M ALREADY DITCHED.

[jerrycametoo-blog]

"Hey there, I'm Weed." he says happily as he wags his tail. "Who might you be?"

* My name’s Jerry. Hey, can I pet you?

He wipes his nose with his hand.

[askweed]

“Well, you are stroking kind of hard, you have to be a bit gentle…” he tries explaining.”

[jerrycametoo-blog]

* Ugh, do you want me to pet you or not?

Despite everything, Jerry seems to be petting just a little softer.

[askweed]

“I was just trying to give a little advice…” Weed said, a bit offended by the rudeness.

[jerrycametoo-blog]

* Uh, sorry. I’ll try.

Jerry starts petting more softly.

* ... Your fur feels much better like this.

[catty-and-bratty-blog]

((Underfell isn’t ruining Undertale. The salty anons aren’t either. Jerry is.))

[jerrycametoo-blog]

say that to my face not online