Hi welcome to Chilis

Jason is better because he killed 49 more people than you-

He’s also cuter

Eh you kill some you lose some *cough* Laurie *cough*

Jason is a goddamn thief.

When and where I’m about to throw hands

square up cowboy

Oh, shit wait is it just like the fact he overshadows you that upsets you?

#m the good ol days #such fun #that's why i love the amish #they're still terrified of me #rb

it's just a tad irritating when you've lived hundreds of years before someone and worked so hard to build up your name just to have it snatched from you like a wig with little to no effort. Back during the revolution, when people were still afraid of witchcraft and the dark arts, every time friday the 13th rolled around I had a blast. The people were absolutely terrified of me. They thought keeping buckets of pigs blood at their front door would keep me away. I'd just chug that shit and scratch at their windows all night.

Jason is better because he killed 49 more people than you-

He’s also cuter

Eh you kill some you lose some *cough* Laurie *cough*

Jason is a goddamn thief.

When and where I’m about to throw hands

#i refuse to sit in his shadow any longer #i will fight for my right to party #rb

square up cowboy

Jason is better because he killed 49 more people than you-

He’s also cuter

Eh you kill some you lose some *cough* Laurie *cough*

#'oh friday the 13th? like jason?' they say #'i hate friday the 13th! jason scares me!' they say #eat my ass i was the original mascot #rb

Jason is a goddamn thief.

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would fight 10 men at once

#i'll curb stomp a fella and won't think twice about it #rb

Yes I'd like a large Y I F F , hold the mayo.

yiff? is that swedish? what’s yiff?

#you absolute demon #rb

*pulls up in a pink convertible, sliding a nice pair of Ray-Bans down my nose* nice arms loser

The fires of hottest Hell know not half of my fury. You meddle in forces far beyond your meager comprehension. Leave now and be spared my wrath.

okay, noodle arms.

How’s about you slurp my shit through a bendy straw

is the straw as long as your arms?

I dunno you tell me after I’m done punching you a lot with them from a distance beyond your own physical reach because I do in fact have long arms but they are actually very strong and good for punching.

Bitch.

fair point

#memes #rb

*pulls up in a pink convertible, sliding a nice pair of Ray-Bans down my nose* nice arms loser

The fires of hottest Hell know not half of my fury. You meddle in forces far beyond your meager comprehension. Leave now and be spared my wrath.

okay, noodle arms.

How’s about you slurp my shit through a bendy straw

is the straw as long as your arms?

#rb

((original intro post was flagged for no reason at all, so mod had to make another one. great job Tumblr.))

Hi welcome to Chilis.

My name is Jersey and I will be your waiter. Would you like to start the night off right with our famous baby back ribs?

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@laurieathardees @michaels-drinking-at-hardees @carrieworksatseveneleven @damienworkatjimmyjohns @ceo-entity @satansincorporate @wendigoatbeefobradys @jasonworksatseveneleven @mothmanattudorsbiscuitworld @morsesellsatcostco @aliendominosbakedpie

damienworkatjimmyjohns

hell yeah I’d like some ribs!

made from real or artificial babies?

damienworkatjimmyjohns

artificial, i’m on a diet

#it's a miracle he hasn't been fired yet #rb

it'll be right out sir. that is, if the chef hasn't already devoured our supply of artificial baby meat.

*pulls up in a pink convertible, sliding a nice pair of Ray-Bans down my nose* nice arms loser

The fires of hottest Hell know not half of my fury. You meddle in forces far beyond your meager comprehension. Leave now and be spared my wrath.

#ol snake arms #pool noodle lookin arms #rb

okay, noodle arms.

((original intro post was flagged for no reason at all, so mod had to make another one. great job Tumblr.))

Hi welcome to Chilis.

My name is Jersey and I will be your waiter. Would you like to start the night off right with our famous baby back ribs?

_

@laurieathardees @michaels-drinking-at-hardees @carrieworksatseveneleven @damienworkatjimmyjohns @ceo-entity @satansincorporate @wendigoatbeefobradys @jasonworksatseveneleven @mothmanattudorsbiscuitworld @morsesellsatcostco @aliendominosbakedpie

damienworkatjimmyjohns

hell yeah I’d like some ribs!

made from real or artificial babies?

#rb

Yes I'd like a large Y I F F , hold the mayo.

yiff? is that swedish? what's yiff?

#anon

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((original intro post was flagged for no reason at all, so mod had to make another one. great job Tumblr.))

Hi welcome to Chilis.

My name is Jersey and I will be your waiter. Would you like to start the night off right with our famous baby back ribs?

_

@laurieathardees @michaels-drinking-at-hardees @carrieworksatseveneleven @damienworkatjimmyjohns @ceo-entity @satansincorporate @wendigoatbeefobradys @jasonworksatseveneleven @mothmanattudorsbiscuitworld @morsesellsatcostco @aliendominosbakedpie

Give me a beer mate (And also mod form jersey so aaaaaaaaa lmao)

#if i didn't love him i'd call him a pig #rb

sorry but we're all out. SOMEONE *glares at chef sasquatch* drank it all on his break.

((it seems a lot of mods in this community are from Jersey, guess mod picked the right muse lmao))

((original intro post was flagged for no reason at all, so mod had to make another one. great job Tumblr.))

Hi welcome to Chilis.

My name is Jersey and I will be your waiter. Would you like to start the night off right with our famous baby back ribs?

_

@laurieathardees @michaels-drinking-at-hardees @carrieworksatseveneleven @damienworkatjimmyjohns @ceo-entity @satansincorporate @wendigoatbeefobradys @jasonworksatseveneleven @mothmanattudorsbiscuitworld @morsesellsatcostco @aliendominosbakedpie

laurieathardees

How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?

I’m fucking scared of you