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JBB: An Artblog!
Mike Driver
Xuebing Du
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@wendigoatbeefobradys
Please do not enter the White Castle right now, there is a dead body in the bathroom and I don’t know what to do about it :)
fresh meat.
You want it mama? It’s in stall five
I don’t know how to butcher a body so I can’t use it
"Butcher"
Whaddaya mean butcher you just sorta grab a meaty chunk and yoink it slap it on the grill and there ya go
Kinda hard gettin’ back into the swing of things after bein’ away so long, it’s like I’ve forgotten how to do my job…!
I've taken to the woods. I've also learned to do celebrity impressions but it didn't really impress people so I just impersonate people who come to my neck of the woods but it sorta freaks em out :/
*pulls up in a pink convertible, sliding a nice pair of Ray-Bans down my nose* nice arms loser
The fires of hottest Hell know not half of my fury. You meddle in forces far beyond your meager comprehension. Leave now and be spared my wrath.
okay, noodle arms.
How’s about you slurp my shit through a bendy straw
is the straw as long as your arms?
I dunno you tell me after I’m done punching you a lot with them from a distance beyond your own physical reach because I do in fact have long arms but they are actually very strong and good for punching.
Bitch.
fair point
*pulls up in a pink convertible, sliding a nice pair of Ray-Bans down my nose* nice arms loser
The fires of hottest Hell know not half of my fury. You meddle in forces far beyond your meager comprehension. Leave now and be spared my wrath.
okay, noodle arms.
How’s about you slurp my shit through a bendy straw
is the straw as long as your arms?
I dunno you tell me after I'm done punching you a lot with them from a distance beyond your own physical reach because I do in fact have long arms but they are actually very strong and good for punching.
Bitch.
*pulls up in a pink convertible, sliding a nice pair of Ray-Bans down my nose* nice arms loser
The fires of hottest Hell know not half of my fury. You meddle in forces far beyond your meager comprehension. Leave now and be spared my wrath.
okay, noodle arms.
How's about you slurp my shit through a bendy straw
*pulls up in a pink convertible, sliding a nice pair of Ray-Bans down my nose* nice arms loser
The fires of hottest Hell know not half of my fury. You meddle in forces far beyond your meager comprehension. Leave now and be spared my wrath.
As emotional as I am right now, I really don’t want anyone else getting hurt, so if you’re scared feel free to stop by my apartment
We can watch movies and eat sweets and just have a fun little sleepover! I think some distraction would do us all good right now
Oooh can I come over?
If Damien never really cared about me, does anyone else? Is everyone lying to me? Is this just another cruel joke?
I can promise you it’s not. Though sometimes it feel like it’s too good to be true. But I can promise you that we care about you.
I don’t know if I can even believe you… I don’t know if I can believe anyone anymore
I- I care about you, Carrie! Something is just wrong with Damien, that’s all-
How do I know you’re telling the truth? People lie to me, they always lie to me! I thought it was over but now there’s just more lies!
You have every right to be cautious, whether you believe me or not is your choice. I just wanted to let you know- I’ll be by your side till you decide you don’t want me there.
I… won’t push you away, then. But if you ever try to hurt me in any way, it won’t end well.
As long as you can see my face, I promise I’ll never do anything to hurt you.
I’m going to choose to believe you on that
Hey have u guys hesrd of LARP... oh shit am I interrupting something
Well, my days off are over it’s time to get back to the grind!
Let’s go obtain the grain!
Yes, let’s create that bread!
Take hold of that mold
If you’d like to stop by, I’ve got hot cocoa and cookies set up! Merry Christmas Eve!
I'd love some!
So lookin’ forward to Christmas dinner!
WHo wants to be invited!
Er as a guest….
for now.
I'd love to if you'd have me
Hey there, welcome to Forever 21! Let me know if you need anything- and if you’re Jason you’re banned. Forever. K, happy shopping!
@laurieathardees @ghostfaceatmcdonalds @damienworkatjimmyjohns @herbertwestataandw @carrieworksatseveneleven
I can’t seem to find anything here that would fit my body type. Do you have anything long sleeve? I mean like, 4 foot long sleeves? It’s cold outside
Oh man, I’m sorry, we don’t carry anything that long
Maybe try online?
This sucks. I'd go to Big & Tall but they told me I couldn't come back after I ate their manager's heart
Hey there, welcome to Forever 21! Let me know if you need anything- and if you’re Jason you’re banned. Forever. K, happy shopping!
@laurieathardees @ghostfaceatmcdonalds @damienworkatjimmyjohns @herbertwestataandw @carrieworksatseveneleven
I can't seem to find anything here that would fit my body type. Do you have anything long sleeve? I mean like, 4 foot long sleeves? It's cold outside
Oh and thank you to everyone who congratulated me! I think it’s about time I actually stood up for myself!
Do any of you happen to know the best cleaner for blood? It’s not what you think I promise- I just broke one of their noses and it sprayed all over the counter
Gotcha, my friend
Oh, excellent! Thank you!
Just gimme a ring cause blood removal is my thing
Oh and thank you to everyone who congratulated me! I think it’s about time I actually stood up for myself!
Do any of you happen to know the best cleaner for blood? It’s not what you think I promise- I just broke one of their noses and it sprayed all over the counter
Gotcha, my friend
It’s getting cold, so if you need me to warm your restaurants with a controlled kitchen fire let me know!
This was targeted at me, wasn't it? It was supposed to be controlled, okay? I didn't fucking mean to burn down the Beefy Bradys
