JesDav

[mynewurl]

this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit

[mynewurl]

[dankmemeking]

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

[melf]

[746486945895314343514364841-blog]

[exeggcute]

the L on his hat stands for Lesbian

[senseitive]

me: im just worried i wont find someone that loves me for me. i dont want to settle u know?

uber driver: we’re here

[heehoohoo]

I haven’t been much active or uploading art here lately cause I’m so lazy but I kinda like this so here’s a good way to start again !! :0  My new dnd character, her placeholder name for the moment is Veggie. She’s a druid dragonborn and she likes veggies and she’s a grave digger (and secret bone stealer) aspiring to be a funeral director. She can’t be trusted and will absolutely try to scheme and scam anyone out of their money and try sell you your own watch which usually ends up with her being run outta town every time. she cute

[sickfuture]

[notascorpio-deactivated20180803]

[creatine-baby]

This is very triggering

[ruinedchildhood]

😭😍😭😍😭😍😭😍

[nutmeg101]

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

[paprika]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[haagendazs-dispersion]

I’ve mentioned how much I love this man, right?

[iguanamouth]

remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you

[bestlols-deactivated20140726]

[rubee-deactivated20190117]

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

You clearly don’t own a cat

[inkskinned]

@2017: not to sound desperate but i’m begging you 

[goodpokemonedit-deactivated2018]

Can someone please color in this outline I made of Chansey? I can’t do it myself because I left my computer at my dog’s gynecologist’s birthday luau. Thanks.

[officialwerthersoriginal]

How’s this? Love you

[goodpokemonedit-deactivated2018]

This is the first time a work of art has produced such deep and profound emotions in me.