Jess, alive in '25

♧ Former Puzzle Gluer ◇ Learning to be an Adult at age 52 ♡ Sober (again!) on 11.15.25 ♤ Taken/Unavailable ☆ YOU MATTER

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i changed my avatar cuz i've not had a lot of success with loving my wounded inner child so now i'm trynta embrace my outer old lady

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[doppleganger-rental]

Match books

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Choose the best pic : first or second?

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This is my girly walking playlist!

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Got bored very quickly on the artificial indoor steps so i moved outdoors to climb the real ones that are throughout our lovely 80's era apartment complex with lots of mature trees.

Hafta get my saggy, post Roux-en-Y Gastric Bypass ass in shape one way or the other (i'm gonna find ya, i'm gonna gitcha gitcha gitcha). ::lmffao at 'gastric bypass ass'::

i think i am going back for this table now...

It was such good day to be a spaz outdoors.

The weather was very Springlike - which is unusual for early January in Colorado - but my reclusive soul desperately so needed it.

While i won't call it a resolution, i would really like to make a habit of walking my complex before and/or after work whenever possible.

You can't get better if you don't make some sort of change, however small it may seem.

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Not to mention?

Someone explain to me why the heck we say that, right before we *mention* something?

Then it's always Columbo style, too - as in, "Oh, and one more thing".

We have really made a mess of English.

We should start a new language that makes sense, with only we who are on Tumblr.

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Here’s my listening age, from my #SpotifyWrapped.

My Listening Age

Spotify

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Filter me, Daddy

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Dat bosom doe

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Again, this is not a maternity shirt.

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Happy Christmas you dirty fuggin animal

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Hey, i had Flu A and B at the same time, so, sorry i have been incommunicado. These kids be coughing right in my face and i don't want to be rude because they're autistic but i have started wearing a mask so now i am all "Sorry not sorry you can't see my mouth, you adorable little tweaker. Try to figure out what i am saying now, you little mother trucker. You sniff my hair and you think i am a safe place, but i will punt you if needed. Yes, there will be hand sanitizer. You are not getting out of this. Your rituals are not my victuals."

Yeah, so i scored a 97% on my six month evaluation because i: maintained professional space, prompted functional communication for adult attention and escape, redirected antisocial behavior (e.g. physical aggression, property destruction, vocal disruption) to pro-social behavior (fist bump, hello, tapping shoulder) and tossed the liddle weirdos on the crash pad ten times out of ten with vigor.

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Muffin Monday

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Temu obviously knows i'm a freak.

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"i'm just a sucker for pain"