I Am A Wretched Human Being.

Julie Andrews and Jessica Lange are my Queens. Crazy fangirl for all things Emma Thompson, Joan Crawford, Bette Davis, Allison Janney, Martin Sheen, Debbie Reynolds, Carrie Fisher, AHS S1-4, Disney(duh), Old Hollywood, and The West Wing. And I'm still with Her.Let's be friends.

[kylos]

—Constance Langdon ☕️

[reginasphalanges]

[jessandjules]

My girl fucking KILLED IT. I miss you Jess. Please stay!

[jessandjules]

I don't know about you but I've got the best #BossLady a girl could ask for. #thesweetest #easterbasket #easter 💗🐰🐥🌻

[jessandjules]

Happy birthday, Emma Walton Hamilton! (November 27, 1962)

[jessandjules]

The first time I realized who mother was I was about 3. I was with my nanny in a department store – the movie Mary Poppins was already out – and there was a life-size cardboard cut-out of Mary Poppins on display. I pointed to it and said loudly “Look, there’s my mommy!” Some women were with their own children nearby and one of them said “Isn’t that cute? That little girl thinks that her mother is Mary Poppins!” - Emma Walton Hamilton

[onlytwitterpics]

[did-you-know]

Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

[shinyrock6498]

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

[hatchibomitar]

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Why is this funny to me? I need to grow up.

[theapatheticstag]

Lion King 2018

[ruinedchildhood]

Rose kept me up all night. / Oh, why? / She was afraid of the storm. / So what did you do? I told her to get the hell out of my room.

[i-am-not-w0rthy]

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[jessandjules]

name change...

switched it up a bit since I post a lot of Lange stuff these days

[jessandjules]

Halloween 2017. My version of Fiona Goode. I’m no Jessica Lange but I think I came pretty damn close. Thoughts?

Oh and I did have gloves and an umbrella but lost those pictures. I’m seriously thinking about dressing up again just to have a photo session lol

[jessandjules]

So, my phone got stolen at the bar Saturday while celebrating Halloween...

which means I lost most of my pics in costume....but I’ll post the ones I do have

[netverk]

[lady-olynder-mortarch-of-grief]

IT’S ALMOST HALLOWEEN PEEPS

[lana-del-jace]

IT’S APRIL

[bace-jeleren]

WHERE’S YOUR HOLIDAY SPIRIT?

[jessandjules]

Sneak peek of my Fiona Goode! 🎃

[divergente-en-llamas]