The Grandest Pappa Pickle @grandpappypickle - Tumblr Blog

HELLO THERE (general kenobi)

Im the grandest pappa pickle.

I am a MINOR （16）, who is BROKE so no money for any of you

I go by many names except my own, these include: Pappa Pickle, grand pappy pickle, pickle, picklerino, and Mauricio (gifted to me by @houseofcrack

MOODBOARD GIFTED TO ME BY @chronicallyonlinebitch :

Writing blog: @snailofsorrow

Nothing is permanent and that’s fine =)

#shortened it cuz yall dont need to know that much stuff about me =)

Deep fry me <3

#ramblings of a pickle

No one speedruns an EE like i do and if i get accused of ai i will spontaneously combust

#40+ sources 2k words in 3 hours yall cannot imagine the shit im on rn #high on panic and guilt #ramblings of a pickle #fuck ib

burymeinashes

"Whats your biggest fantasy" bro being held and comforted and told im gonna be okay

homunculus-argument

What if you went to a club and it was the absolutely tits and the atmosphere is through the roof, but then had to go pee and the bathroom is in one of those underground hallway sort of arrangements and instead of the upbeat party music coming muffled but still vaguely audible from up there, they're playing quiet eerie survival horror ambience.

grandpappypickle

i once went to the bathroom at the movies and they had the audio from a horror movie playing in there. -100000/10 i dont want to piss while i have 18hz base instilling the fear of god in me

shameanddisgrace

wanting to spam a mutual but they rarely post

strangestcase

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

bleu-guacamole

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

the-sassy-composer

"Blood River in Antartica" yeah right there's no way a river looks like bl-

...nevermind

wigmund

Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.

chace-vito

Don't we (australia) have a red lake or something cause of iron??

#yeah lake lefroy i think #the pink one is better in my opinion

120000-ants-deactivated20210730

thesecretuncle

WAIT

HOL UP

leehttuce

100 year nap when

#ramblings of a pickle

satan-offical

hi

What's the nonbinary version of homeboy/homegirl

Dr. House

feyburner

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.