Jesse Eisemann

Editor at Cracked.com. Formerly CollegeHumor, Dropout, UCB. Pixel art / illustration / GIFs

[jesseeisemann]

Welcome to Greenpoint!

(An interactive map)

About one million years ago, I made a pixel art map of all five boroughs in the style of Super Mario World. After spending a few years in Greenpoint, I wanted to revisit the idea of an NYC/SMW mashup.

This time around, I wanted to hand-draw everything — including 30 modern and historical landmarks that always caught my eye — and I made a little shop where you can buy a print or two if you’re a big physical media person.

I hope you enjoy exploring the neighborhood!

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2009 was the year of the reboot: Friday the 13th… Star Trek… Folgers…

Folgers rebooted a wholesome ad from 1985 (“Peter Comes Home for Christmas”), but instead of a firm handshake from his dad, this time Peter shares a deeply uncomfortable amount of lingering eye contact with his sister (who is referred to only as “Sister,” by herself).

I couldn’t find this beautiful moment immortalized as a Christmas ornament, so I made one myself.

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Me fail English? That’s unpossible!

“I’m in manger” is for sale over on Etsy

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“I never should’ve given up animation rights”

Mr. Banana Grabber now exists in ornament form on Etsy

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The 12-Sided Dice of Christmas

Forged from the hide of a Treant (heavyweight cardstock) and encased in some sort of crystalline orb (it's plastic) by a powerful wizard (me) who has been trapped in the Underdark for eons (I'm unemployed).

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Heeeey brother! I’m taking these designs out of retirement and selling them as Christmas ornaments over on my Etsy shop!

Mr. Banana Grabber

Chicken Dance Revolution

Steve Holt!

Dr. Funke

Stair Kart

I’m a Monster!

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No thoughts only vabes

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They feed us poison

so we buy their cured meats

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Thinking about calling off my wedding, but committed to picking up a new hobby either way

[bustedtees]

USMNT! After the game we can all get pizza. Available here! 

[jesseeisemann]

New BT! “Topical!”

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[dimension20official]

Mac And Cheese Bro, I choose you!

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Happy 30th birthday, Mario! You don’t look a day over, like, 45.

[Super Mario NYC]

[Buy the print]

[jesseeisemann]

Here’s an animation I made! It’s about dads gettin’ drunk and rowdy.

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[jesseeisemann]

For all the Birthday Boys and Birthday Babes out there

[broadcity]

Abbi made a pretty dope map of NYC in honor of the Season 1 DVD release. Check out a bigger version here: http://on.cc.com/1zeWQZd

[abbijacobson-deactivated2022111]

Here’s your look into the Broad City world and where a lot of stuff happened in Season 1.  This was so  much fun to make and can be found inside the Season 1 DVD!