Outlaw Ruminations

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Thoughts, observations, and musings from the mind of of a wandering soul. I've been through hell and back. I've seen trouble and I've seen pain. I've also caused my fair share. This is a place for me to get that shit shit out of my head. Feel free to give a follow or mosey on down the path. Makes no difference to me. It's a big internet and last I checked, still a free country.

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So, I got 4 hours of work left followed by what Google Maps says is a 7 hour drive. Challenge accepted Google

Never did find my damn remote, but I made it. I'm about 13 hours away from hitting the road. Looking forward to a weekend of fun, happiness, and love. Oh, and a LOT of porn star sex. Life is good.

Ok. So I need this week to hurry the hell up and be done. I got a 500 mile road trip to make early Friday morning (after working a 10-12 hour shift) and someone special waiting for me at the other end. Gonna be a hot weekend for sure and I can't wait. Now if I could only remember where I put my damn remote that speeds time up.

Weekend is off to a productive start. Basically destroyed the hopes and dreams of a person who was previously a friend yesterday. And today we are repairing the damage from the big Memorial Day BBQ inferno.

Thought of the Day

When you are feeling a little stressed, and have a little creativity, channeling that frustration into your writing makes for very detailed deaths at the hands of zombies and supernatural beings.

So I'm taking advantage of some down time and working on my book. Finally getting around to the beginning stages of the outbreak. Beware fellow humans, our time is now short. The zombie apocalypse is nigh. Make your preparations now.

#zombiesarecoming

Wanted:

One operational teleportation device. Must be in functioning condition. I don't want to end up at my destination with my head backwards or my insides on the outside.

How NOT to celebrate the holiday

When grilling corn on the cob in the husk, always remember to keep an eye on it. Otherwise you may create an infreno on the grill that tries to torch the roof of your back patio. How do I know? I watched my brother do it earlier. Was quite the show. Luckily no severe damage insued. And the corn was salvaged. We did lose a couple of veggie kabobs tho. Their sacrifice will be remembered.

What is the best solution to the heat on a hot holiday weekend? Easy. Frozen pina coladas. And no, drinking rum in the afternoon is not being an alcoholic. I prefer the term pirate. Now keep em coming matey. Arr!

Today is Memorial Day. If you haven't done so already, take a couple of moments to say thank you to the men and women that have given so much to keep us free and safe. Without the sacrifices they have made you might not be enjoying that day off from working and the bbq with friends and family.

Remember how I said that life has a way of fucking up everything you think you have figured out? Yeah. Life did it again. But I think everything that has happened has done so for a reason. I didn’t understand it at first, but now I think I do. Here’s to hoping that the roller coaster is coming to a safe stop soon.

Once again life has thrown me a curve. I have tried to distance myself from the past while not planning for the future too much and trying to live in the present. It is very difficult to pass on the opportunity to return to the good times in life. It is also very difficult to walk away from what could be. When life gets so confusing that you don't know if you need to scratch your watch or wind your ass, it is very hard to make a logical decision. When you find happiness in an unexpected place but it does not feel 100% right, it makes the decision to go back to what feels right a lot easier. When going back to what feels right makes sense to the head and the heart, but is also filled with total uncertainty, it makes the decision to stay away harder. When the path forks and both directions seem to lead to total happiness with a side of potential disaster, and there is no cleary easier way to determine the appropriate course of action, it makes it hard to live with any decision made. On the one hand there is love that has stood the test of time. On the other is love that feels good, but not 100% true and slightly misplaced. Any action made is going to result in heartache and heartbreak for the ones involved. No matter what choice is made, the worst pain is always reserved for the one making the decision.

What do you do when it's the middle of the night, you're hungry, and you aren't sure what's open in your town? Google! Now, let's say you find a restaurant that is open and sounds like it will satisfy your hunger. Let's also say that the Google search tells you that this establishment is open til 4 am. What luck! You have an hour to drive the 15 minutes it takes to get there. Now let's say that when you get there, you are just in time to watch them shut down the lights and menu as you are pulling up to it. What now? Back to Google! Oh, look! There is another of the same burger joints nearby. This one is open until 5 am. Hell yes. Now you drive the 5 minutes down the road to get the meal you're craving. But when you get there, that's right! Fucking closed! Now, either Google fucked up the times, or the stores just decided to shut down early. Either way you are now fucked out of the meal you wanted and have to go with option C. Fuck you Checkers. Thank you Steak and Shake for actually wanting to take my money. End of rant.

Sandman vs Zombie Apocalypse

Ok, so sleep won out last night and the human race lived to die another day. Enjoy your borrowed time while it lasts my friends, I will get this stuff written down soon.

Russian Logic

Fun Fact of the Day. I bet you will never look at beer the same. Ever.

For anyone that has ever wondered, maple syrup and cheesecake makes one hell of a mess when in the hands of industrious 2 and 3 year olds.

Note to self: invest in refrigerator locks.

#fml

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