Alias Investigations

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[jessicajonespi]

Don't come in.

Shit, you came in. I actually have to do this.

My name is Jessica Jones, I am a Private Invetsigator at Alias Investigations.

Payment:

My rates are 50% up front and 50% afterwards.

$150 per hour of work, please note that I maintain odd hours.

Send a message if you wish to request my services.

Mod Notes:

This is a roleplay account, please feel free to send a message through the ask box. My DMs are open.

I am 21, I don't do NSFW, but let me know if swearing makes you uncomfortable.

I am doing my best to play the character as accurately as possible. All rights to the character belong to Marvel.

Please be aware that homophobia, racism, sexism, hatred, or discrimination of any kind will not be tolerated here.

[jessicajonespi]

:(

[sweeetchristmas]

You good?

[jessicajonespi]

:)

[sweeetchristmas]

You sure?

[jessicajonespi]

Yes.

[sweeetchristmas]

Cool.

[jessicajonespi]

I love you.

[sweeetchristmas]

I love you, too, Jess.

[jessicajonespi]

Enough to get me bourbon?

[sweeetchristmas]

Enough to get you bourbon.

*Twenty minutes later, Luke knocks on her door, a bottle in his other hand*

[jessicajonespi]

*Jessica opens the door for him* You didn't get one for yourself?

[sweeetchristmas]

This might sound crazy, but we could share.

[jessicajonespi]

I didn't know you were a comedian, Luke.

[sweeetchristmas]

More of a side hustle.

Can I come in?

[jessicajonespi]

I guess you can. *Jessica steps out of the way and let's him inside, she goes to the kitchen and pulls out one cup*

[sweeetchristmas]

*He follows her, but stops at the doorway*

Everything alright, Jess?

[jessicajonespi]

Peachy. Why are you asking? *She hops up onto the counter and takes a seat*

[sweeetchristmas]

You're... off. You've been off. I keep gettin this close to figuring out what's goin on, then nothing. ...I don't know.

*He walks over and pours her drink into the cup, setting the bottle on the counter after*

[jessicajonespi]

Maybe you should hire a PI. *she slides the cup over to him and takes the bottle*

[sweeetchristmas]

*He grabs the cup*

You're the only one I know. Can you find out what's goin on with Jessica Jones?

[jessicajonespi]

I have a hunch. *She drinks from the bottle, then places it down on the counter* Might have something to do with a purple man being back in the city and being unable to fight him in any way that matters.

[sweeetchristmas]

*Luke's face hardens*

He's back? Shit.

*He takes a big drink from the cup, wondering how that's possible*

You know where he is?

[jessicajonespi]

Yeah, he's back. Or at least a version of him is... It's some multiverse bullshit.

No idea. I've been keeping tabs, he hasn't tried anything major since he kidnapped me and Lottie a few months back. That doesn't mean he isn't planning anything.

[sweeetchristmas]

Multiverse bullshit. Makes sense.

Keep me updated. I'll beat his ass so bad he can't think.

[jessicajonespi]

*She downs the rest of the bottle*

That's comforting... Hm, talking about this helped.

[sweeetchristmas]

Sorry I didn't know. I coulda... helped or somethin.

*He takes another sip and slides his cup back over to her*

[jessicajonespi]

Don't apologize. You didn't know cause I didn't want you to know.

*She takes the cup and peeks into it*

[sweeetchristmas]

*There's still some left*

Why?

[jessicajonespi]

*She finishes off the rest*

I didn't want him to tell you to blow up your bar again. That's top five in my favorite places.

[jessicajonespi]

:(

[sweeetchristmas]

You good?

[jessicajonespi]

:)

[sweeetchristmas]

You sure?

[jessicajonespi]

Yes.

[sweeetchristmas]

Cool.

[jessicajonespi]

I love you.

[sweeetchristmas]

I love you, too, Jess.

[jessicajonespi]

Enough to get me bourbon?

[sweeetchristmas]

Enough to get you bourbon.

*Twenty minutes later, Luke knocks on her door, a bottle in his other hand*

[jessicajonespi]

*Jessica opens the door for him* You didn't get one for yourself?

[sweeetchristmas]

This might sound crazy, but we could share.

[jessicajonespi]

I didn't know you were a comedian, Luke.

[sweeetchristmas]

More of a side hustle.

Can I come in?

[jessicajonespi]

I guess you can. *Jessica steps out of the way and let's him inside, she goes to the kitchen and pulls out one cup*

[sweeetchristmas]

*He follows her, but stops at the doorway*

Everything alright, Jess?

[jessicajonespi]

Peachy. Why are you asking? *She hops up onto the counter and takes a seat*

[sweeetchristmas]

You're... off. You've been off. I keep gettin this close to figuring out what's goin on, then nothing. ...I don't know.

*He walks over and pours her drink into the cup, setting the bottle on the counter after*

[jessicajonespi]

Maybe you should hire a PI. *she slides the cup over to him and takes the bottle*

[sweeetchristmas]

*He grabs the cup*

You're the only one I know. Can you find out what's goin on with Jessica Jones?

[jessicajonespi]

I have a hunch. *She drinks from the bottle, then places it down on the counter* Might have something to do with a purple man being back in the city and being unable to fight him in any way that matters.

[sweeetchristmas]

*Luke's face hardens*

He's back? Shit.

*He takes a big drink from the cup, wondering how that's possible*

You know where he is?

[jessicajonespi]

Yeah, he's back. Or at least a version of him is... It's some multiverse bullshit.

No idea. I've been keeping tabs, he hasn't tried anything major since he kidnapped me and Lottie a few months back. That doesn't mean he isn't planning anything.

[sweeetchristmas]

Multiverse bullshit. Makes sense.

Keep me updated. I'll beat his ass so bad he can't think.

[jessicajonespi]

*She downs the rest of the bottle*

That's comforting... Hm, talking about this helped.

[sweeetchristmas]

Sorry I didn't know. I coulda... helped or somethin.

*He takes another sip and slides his cup back over to her*

[jessicajonespi]

Don't apologize. You didn't know cause I didn't want you to know.

*She takes the cup and peeks into it*

[jessicajonespi]

:(

[sweeetchristmas]

You good?

[jessicajonespi]

:)

[sweeetchristmas]

You sure?

[jessicajonespi]

Yes.

[sweeetchristmas]

Cool.

[jessicajonespi]

I love you.

[sweeetchristmas]

I love you, too, Jess.

[jessicajonespi]

Enough to get me bourbon?

[sweeetchristmas]

Enough to get you bourbon.

*Twenty minutes later, Luke knocks on her door, a bottle in his other hand*

[jessicajonespi]

*Jessica opens the door for him* You didn't get one for yourself?

[sweeetchristmas]

This might sound crazy, but we could share.

[jessicajonespi]

I didn't know you were a comedian, Luke.

[sweeetchristmas]

More of a side hustle.

Can I come in?

[jessicajonespi]

I guess you can. *Jessica steps out of the way and let's him inside, she goes to the kitchen and pulls out one cup*

[sweeetchristmas]

*He follows her, but stops at the doorway*

Everything alright, Jess?

[jessicajonespi]

Peachy. Why are you asking? *She hops up onto the counter and takes a seat*

[sweeetchristmas]

You're... off. You've been off. I keep gettin this close to figuring out what's goin on, then nothing. ...I don't know.

*He walks over and pours her drink into the cup, setting the bottle on the counter after*

[jessicajonespi]

Maybe you should hire a PI. *she slides the cup over to him and takes the bottle*

[sweeetchristmas]

*He grabs the cup*

You're the only one I know. Can you find out what's goin on with Jessica Jones?

[jessicajonespi]

I have a hunch. *She drinks from the bottle, then places it down on the counter* Might have something to do with a purple man being back in the city and being unable to fight him in any way that matters.

[sweeetchristmas]

*Luke's face hardens*

He's back? Shit.

*He takes a big drink from the cup, wondering how that's possible*

You know where he is?

[jessicajonespi]

Yeah, he's back. Or at least a version of him is... It's some multiverse bullshit.

No idea. I've been keeping tabs, he hasn't tried anything major since he kidnapped me and Lottie a few months back. That doesn't mean he isn't planning anything.

[sweeetchristmas]

Multiverse bullshit. Makes sense.

Keep me updated. I'll beat his ass so bad he can't think.

[jessicajonespi]

*She downs the rest of the bottle*

That's comforting... Hm, talking about this helped.

[jessicajonespi]

:(

[sweeetchristmas]

You good?

[jessicajonespi]

:)

[sweeetchristmas]

You sure?

[jessicajonespi]

Yes.

[sweeetchristmas]

Cool.

[jessicajonespi]

I love you.

[sweeetchristmas]

I love you, too, Jess.

[jessicajonespi]

Enough to get me bourbon?

[sweeetchristmas]

Enough to get you bourbon.

*Twenty minutes later, Luke knocks on her door, a bottle in his other hand*

[jessicajonespi]

*Jessica opens the door for him* You didn't get one for yourself?

[sweeetchristmas]

This might sound crazy, but we could share.

[jessicajonespi]

I didn't know you were a comedian, Luke.

[sweeetchristmas]

More of a side hustle.

Can I come in?

[jessicajonespi]

I guess you can. *Jessica steps out of the way and let's him inside, she goes to the kitchen and pulls out one cup*

[sweeetchristmas]

*He follows her, but stops at the doorway*

Everything alright, Jess?

[jessicajonespi]

Peachy. Why are you asking? *She hops up onto the counter and takes a seat*

[sweeetchristmas]

You're... off. You've been off. I keep gettin this close to figuring out what's goin on, then nothing. ...I don't know.

*He walks over and pours her drink into the cup, setting the bottle on the counter after*

[jessicajonespi]

Maybe you should hire a PI. *she slides the cup over to him and takes the bottle*

[sweeetchristmas]

*He grabs the cup*

You're the only one I know. Can you find out what's goin on with Jessica Jones?

[jessicajonespi]

I have a hunch. *She drinks from the bottle, then places it down on the counter* Might have something to do with a purple man being back in the city and being unable to fight him in any way that matters.

[sweeetchristmas]

*Luke's face hardens*

He's back? Shit.

*He takes a big drink from the cup, wondering how that's possible*

You know where he is?

[jessicajonespi]

Yeah, he's back. Or at least a version of him is... It's some multiverse bullshit.

No idea. I've been keeping tabs, he hasn't tried anything major since he kidnapped me and Lottie a few months back. That doesn't mean he isn't planning anything.

[jessicajonespi]

:(

[sweeetchristmas]

You good?

[jessicajonespi]

:)

[sweeetchristmas]

You sure?

[jessicajonespi]

Yes.

[sweeetchristmas]

Cool.

[jessicajonespi]

I love you.

[sweeetchristmas]

I love you, too, Jess.

[jessicajonespi]

Enough to get me bourbon?

[sweeetchristmas]

Enough to get you bourbon.

*Twenty minutes later, Luke knocks on her door, a bottle in his other hand*

[jessicajonespi]

*Jessica opens the door for him* You didn't get one for yourself?

[sweeetchristmas]

This might sound crazy, but we could share.

[jessicajonespi]

I didn't know you were a comedian, Luke.

[sweeetchristmas]

More of a side hustle.

Can I come in?

[jessicajonespi]

I guess you can. *Jessica steps out of the way and let's him inside, she goes to the kitchen and pulls out one cup*

[sweeetchristmas]

*He follows her, but stops at the doorway*

Everything alright, Jess?

[jessicajonespi]

Peachy. Why are you asking? *She hops up onto the counter and takes a seat*

[sweeetchristmas]

You're... off. You've been off. I keep gettin this close to figuring out what's goin on, then nothing. ...I don't know.

*He walks over and pours her drink into the cup, setting the bottle on the counter after*

[jessicajonespi]

Maybe you should hire a PI. *she slides the cup over to him and takes the bottle*

[sweeetchristmas]

*He grabs the cup*

You're the only one I know. Can you find out what's goin on with Jessica Jones?

[jessicajonespi]

I have a hunch. *She drinks from the bottle, then places it down on the counter* Might have something to do with a purple man being back in the city and being unable to fight him in any way that matters.

[jessicajonespi]

:(

[sweeetchristmas]

You good?

[jessicajonespi]

:)

[sweeetchristmas]

You sure?

[jessicajonespi]

Yes.

[sweeetchristmas]

Cool.

[jessicajonespi]

I love you.

[sweeetchristmas]

I love you, too, Jess.

[jessicajonespi]

Enough to get me bourbon?

[sweeetchristmas]

Enough to get you bourbon.

*Twenty minutes later, Luke knocks on her door, a bottle in his other hand*

[jessicajonespi]

*Jessica opens the door for him* You didn't get one for yourself?

[sweeetchristmas]

This might sound crazy, but we could share.

[jessicajonespi]

I didn't know you were a comedian, Luke.

[sweeetchristmas]

More of a side hustle.

Can I come in?

[jessicajonespi]

I guess you can. *Jessica steps out of the way and let's him inside, she goes to the kitchen and pulls out one cup*

[sweeetchristmas]

*He follows her, but stops at the doorway*

Everything alright, Jess?

[jessicajonespi]

Peachy. Why are you asking? *She hops up onto the counter and takes a seat*

[sweeetchristmas]

You're... off. You've been off. I keep gettin this close to figuring out what's goin on, then nothing. ...I don't know.

*He walks over and pours her drink into the cup, setting the bottle on the counter after*

[jessicajonespi]

Maybe you should hire a PI. *she slides the cup over to him and takes the bottle*

[jessicajonespi]

Do you know many languages other than your first? Are you fluent, intermediate, or conversational in those other languages? Did you learn those languages in middle, high-school, college, or outside of your schooling❔️

I'm fluent in sarcasm.

[jessicajonespi]

:(

[sweeetchristmas]

You good?

[jessicajonespi]

:)

[sweeetchristmas]

You sure?

[jessicajonespi]

Yes.

[sweeetchristmas]

Cool.

[jessicajonespi]

I love you.

[sweeetchristmas]

I love you, too, Jess.

[jessicajonespi]

Enough to get me bourbon?

[sweeetchristmas]

Enough to get you bourbon.

*Twenty minutes later, Luke knocks on her door, a bottle in his other hand*

[jessicajonespi]

*Jessica opens the door for him* You didn't get one for yourself?

[sweeetchristmas]

This might sound crazy, but we could share.

[jessicajonespi]

I didn't know you were a comedian, Luke.

[sweeetchristmas]

More of a side hustle.

Can I come in?

[jessicajonespi]

I guess you can. *Jessica steps out of the way and let's him inside, she goes to the kitchen and pulls out one cup*

[sweeetchristmas]

*He follows her, but stops at the doorway*

Everything alright, Jess?

[jessicajonespi]

Peachy. Why are you asking? *She hops up onto the counter and takes a seat*

[jessicajonespi]

:(

[sweeetchristmas]

You good?

[jessicajonespi]

:)

[sweeetchristmas]

You sure?

[jessicajonespi]

Yes.

[sweeetchristmas]

Cool.

[jessicajonespi]

I love you.

[sweeetchristmas]

I love you, too, Jess.

[jessicajonespi]

Enough to get me bourbon?

[sweeetchristmas]

Enough to get you bourbon.

*Twenty minutes later, Luke knocks on her door, a bottle in his other hand*

[jessicajonespi]

*Jessica opens the door for him* You didn't get one for yourself?

[sweeetchristmas]

This might sound crazy, but we could share.

[jessicajonespi]

I didn't know you were a comedian, Luke.

[sweeetchristmas]

More of a side hustle.

Can I come in?

[jessicajonespi]

I guess you can. *Jessica steps out of the way and let's him inside, she goes to the kitchen and pulls out one cup*

[jessicajonespi]

:(

[sweeetchristmas]

You good?

[jessicajonespi]

:)

[sweeetchristmas]

You sure?

[jessicajonespi]

Yes.

[sweeetchristmas]

Cool.

[jessicajonespi]

I love you.

[sweeetchristmas]

I love you, too, Jess.

[jessicajonespi]

Enough to get me bourbon?

[sweeetchristmas]

Enough to get you bourbon.

*Twenty minutes later, Luke knocks on her door, a bottle in his other hand*

[jessicajonespi]

*Jessica opens the door for him* You didn't get one for yourself?

[sweeetchristmas]

This might sound crazy, but we could share.

[jessicajonespi]

I didn't know you were a comedian, Luke.

[jessicajonespi]

:(

[sweeetchristmas]

You good?

[jessicajonespi]

:)

[sweeetchristmas]

You sure?

[jessicajonespi]

Yes.

[sweeetchristmas]

Cool.

[jessicajonespi]

I love you.

[sweeetchristmas]

I love you, too, Jess.

[jessicajonespi]

Enough to get me bourbon?

[sweeetchristmas]

Enough to get you bourbon.

*Twenty minutes later, Luke knocks on her door, a bottle in his other hand*

[jessicajonespi]

*Jessica opens the door for him* You didn't get one for yourself?

[jessicajonespi]

:(

[karenpage-journalist]

Jess? What's wrong? ...please tell me you didn't get hit by this pride month curse thing.

[jessicajonespi]

No, not that. As far as I can tell, the pride regalia attracts that. I don't decorate.

[karenpage-journalist]

*eyes narrow, thinking* ....I feel like an idiot for not recognizing that sooner.

[jessicajonespi]

I'm a PI. It's my job to notice shit.

[jessicajonespi]

:(

[sweeetchristmas]

You good?

[jessicajonespi]

:)

[sweeetchristmas]

You sure?

[jessicajonespi]

Yes.

[sweeetchristmas]

Cool.

[jessicajonespi]

I love you.

[sweeetchristmas]

I love you, too, Jess.

[jessicajonespi]

Enough to get me bourbon?

[jessicajonespi]

:(

[sweeetchristmas]

You good?

[jessicajonespi]

:)

[sweeetchristmas]

You sure?

[jessicajonespi]

Yes.

[sweeetchristmas]

Cool.

[jessicajonespi]

I love you.

[jessicajonespi]

:(

[sweeetchristmas]

You good?

[jessicajonespi]

:)

[sweeetchristmas]

You sure?

[jessicajonespi]

Yes.

[jessicajonespi]

:(

[karenpage-journalist]

Jess? What's wrong? ...please tell me you didn't get hit by this pride month curse thing.

[jessicajonespi]

No, not that. As far as I can tell, the pride regalia attracts that. I don't decorate.