Fuck off

[clapricorn]

I’M SCREAMING

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!

[stoportotouch]

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise

[phereinnike]

why do people always ask me about sexual fantasies but never about my other fantasies? i don’t think about dick, jonathan. i think about wearing a haute couture dress and a princess tiara and running around a stone palace with sunlight and enough mirrors around to bask in my aesthetic glory.

[im-0ver-ittt]

Get you a girl who’s down for 4am MARIO kart races

[gimmekurtisconner]

a conversation with god.

[spoonmeb]

“You seem like a cool guy”

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

😂😭😭😭😭 This was a masterpiece

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[hellyeahblackmodels]

[unterrible]

[keeyawnuh]

[aheartandheart]

[distressingdisneydamsel]

Frozen is the first movie to show depressed charact-

Frozen is the first movie to be about an outcast-

Frozen is the first movie with magic-

Frozen is the first movie with a dysfunctional fam-

Frozen is the first to not have love at first sight-

Frozen is the first Disney movie to teach girls they don’t need to be saved by-

Frozen is the first movie where the princess isn’t only focused on marrying a prince-

Frozen is the first-

[permissiongranted-deactivated20]

[sunnyfuckingdisposition-blog]

[babyanimalgifs]

this is so cute.

[patydin-deactivated20181026]

[disimba]

Deep.

[bongtokingprincess-deactivated2]

THISS LITERALLY JUST FUCKED ME UP

[walkingonsmoke]

Agreed ^^

[menpale]