[evergreen-femme]

i have literally been saying this for my entire adult life

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

really feels like people are only okay with unconventional features when the rest of the person is conventionally gorgeous

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

"I love big noses!" on skinny women with pretty faces. "fat people are beautiful!" if they're still an hourglass with a 10/10 face card. "thick thighs are so hot!" on a girl with big hips and a tiny waist. "hip dips are cute!" if they're skinny and pretty.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

what if I'm ugly in two ways. should I kill myself

[tockthewatchdog]

I never want to hear from any of these guys ever again

[tockthewatchdog]

[dailykafka]

[pukicho]

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[catchymemes]

[danielkanhai]

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

[kymeira]

[jinjeriffic]

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

[elkian]

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign(s)

[sab3rtooth]

i really can’t believe society gaslit everyone into thinking that women peak at like 22 and men continue to get better with age thats hilariously psychotic

[anxeious]

an edward bawden calendar 1930

[depsidase]

[monidoll]

people will literally talk like they genuinely believe IQ is like a video game stat someone just inherently has and not literally just an exam score

[monidoll]

if i get 75% on a pharmacology exam i dont have 75 PhaQ (pharmacology quotient) i just happened to score 75% on the exam

[loveridden1999]

this is yearly trend for me to ask this here, so which one's the best summer fruit?

watermelon

mango

Voting ended onJun 2

[oneswordstyle]

Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%

Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine

[oneswordstyle]

the true reason i rarely teach classes is to keep my ego at bay

[weavingshaw]

not to get sentimental on main but i truly love being on tumblr with all of you i love scrolling through my dash i love everyone i follow i love everyone who follows me i love all my mutuals even if we’ve barely spoken i love the simplicity of blogging i love seeing people lose their minds over books and shows and movies and characters i love that everyone is so unapologetic about their interests i love the sense of community that i feel on here

[maachine-deactivated20250630]

ignorance is like breakfast to you

Tumblr is deadass the Only platform where people will say this type of shit to you & be completely sincere