A day in the life...

Female. Cat lady. Chemical engineer. I like lots of things.

[themallred3000]

Petition to have Tumblr actually do something about porn blog bots following users.

• It’s annoying. • It gives an imperfect metric for how many followers you have. (I would estimate about 25% of my “followers” are porn blogs run by bots). • It makes pulling up your activity page iffy even if you use Tumblr strictly for SFW content. • It’s problematic for individuals who have struggled with sex and/or pornography addictions, especially since many of the blog names are not obviously porn names, causing you to preview the blog. • It exposes minors to illegal and harmful content.

And to many of us: • It’s disgusting. • it’s degrading to human beings, especially women. • It makes Tumblr a less classy, less reputable place.

Please share this if you agree this is a serious problem.

[animelunatic]

Love you

[goldbikinis]

Part 1 in my series of weird Christmas sweaters at the dollar store

“Is he puking???”

[jessssmarie]

WHERE IS THIS FROM? Breaking my Tumblr hiatus to tell @goldbikinis this story: At my old apt, there were tons of deer that would wander the streets and between houses. I came home late from a bar one night in the winter and followed deer prints all along the sidewalk, laughing as I noticed that the deer had turned and walked down the path toward my place... and then scowling as I noticed the asshole had walked up the steps and puked right in front of my door.

[jessssmarie]

Deleting this or committing to not updating anything anymore. I'm sick of all of the spam blogs following me, I don't use it anymore, blah. If anyone's interested, send me a message for my Instagram

[tastefullyoffensive]

The Olympics (via ghost159)

[jessssmarie]

@amandafestation, @liftheavybeawesome This looks like it was made by the Squaggle playing Drawful.

[buffonias]

[lookingforawatson-deactivated20]

Kate McKinnon (Ghostbusters 2016) + Text Posts

[beigetype]

vibrators are WRONG and unnatural the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine

[jessssmarie]

#beachvibes #socal

[doll]

Accept the fact that you will grow apart from people you’ve had significant relationships with. Understand when someone no longer positively affects your life. Let them go. Don’t hinder your growth.

Lyjeeria (via doll)

[thealliedmastercomputer]

I am a trainwreck of a human being but id make a good cat

[jessssmarie]

@amandafestation "I'm basically a mountain goat"

[onlytwitterpics]

[erin-irl]

Lunchmeat is the kinda friend you wanna have when you’re feeling down in the dumps. @amandafestation @jessssmarie

[jessssmarie]

I love D Lunchmeat 💜💜💜💜

[ladysansa]

I love Ron Swanson so much.

[followthebluebell]

Look! Him pants!!

[emmersdrawberry]

who told him its ok to match neutrals 

[amusementofaprincess]

JONAH GOT PANTS! Good for you Jonah. Next week we’ll work on shoes

[followthebluebell]

why are you two always so critical of his choices :(

[darkmoonstruck]

How does that even…. Genetics are weird.

[followthebluebell]

Oh, this isn’t genetics! c: Jonah had a pretty major leg surgery a few months back—a FHO, or femoral head ostectomy.

For a while, he looked like this:

Now his pants are coming in nicely!

(unless u mean his coat pattern.  That’s all genetics.)

[darkmoonstruck]

OHHH, I see it now!

For a minute I thought he just had fur that changed color/pattern right on his hindquarters. Buh, I have no brain.

Poor baby, I hope he gets well soon!

[followthebluebell]

‘no brain’, NO WAY. 

Comments like yours are legit some of my favorite because I get to talk about COOL COAT PATTERNS IN CATS.  There are cases where shaving a cat has resulted in a drastic coat pattern change.

SAY HELLO TO QUATTRO

Before he was shaved, his fur was pretty typical siamese: all creamy with just his legs, face, and tail dark. But now his whole flank is dark.

Why?

Because Siamese points are actually a result of temperature-dependent albinism! :D Also known as acromelanism, this is a neat little mutation in which a specific enzyme (tyrosinase, which is responsible for melanin production) stops functioning at a normal body temperature, but will function when it gets cooler.  So in cool zones on a cat’s body (face, ears, tail, feets), melanin production is normal.  The warm zones develop in a lovely cream.

Since his butt is cold, it has normal melanin production.  Once it gets all fuzzy and starts a typical shed pattern, it’ll come in cream eventually.  Until then, he’ll have weird pants.

Genetics are weird and AWESOME.

[overtophidian]

It got even better

[veronica-rich]

Weird Cat Pants is my Brian Setzer Orchestra cover band

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Puppy: ”See, I told you we’d both fit on here comfortably.” 🔊