Jess(ie)

“I’m so cowboy I invented a whole nother level of cowboy” If you’re here from my insta, welcome to the meme field 😈

[jessthewriterr]

me: I write for my own enjoyment

also me: I have a bruise on my left cheekbone, my laptop screen is cracked, I bleed caffeine, my notebooks are shredded and my eye twitches when I glimpse a google doc

[jessthewriterr]

me, quite literally not even doing anything remotely CLOSE to writing: exactly, I’m a literary genius. Best writer that has ever walked this earth

[jessthewriterr]

writing? No no, my wip and all it’s related ideas just sorta.. spin, in my head, like a microwave that never stops and beeps

[jessthewriterr]

“how’s your writing going?”

I’m glad you asked! Every corner of my room has been dusted and I have perfected the ability to cook exotic dishes I can’t even pronounce!

[jessthewriterr]

me: GOD, I hate doing research

also me: so anyways, who wants to hear about the societal structure of 1800s America?

[t4timekeeper]

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

[t4timekeeper]

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

[jessthewriterr]

me: GOD, I hate doing research

also me, when I’m supposed to be writing: *three tabs deep into the history of moonshine* yk this is pretty wild

[jessthewriterr]

me opening my wip doc: wait I’m supposed to write this

[jessthewriterr]

plot hole? Solution: plot twist, gaslight. There was never a plot to begin with

[jessthewriterr]

writing is fun because I’m stressed whether I’m writing or not writing

[jessthewriterr]

wish my wip had a book form so I could throw it across the room and into the nearest wall

[jessthewriterr]

I’m always writing, it’s just inside me and not on the outside on a doc or paper

[jessthewriterr]

whoopsie I hit backspace so many times on that last sentence, now my wip has disappeared. Better take a snack break and try again tmr

[jessthewriterr]

I wonder where my (unplotted) wip went so wrong ??

[jessthewriterr]

writing? no no no, my wip and all it’s ideas are just slowly marinating in my head, like a steak

[jessthewriterr]

writing? no no no, my wip and all it’s ideas are just, kinda, spinning in my head, slowly, like a microwave

[jessthewriterr]

me, about literally anything wip related: it is what it is

my wip: yes but what is it