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Sideblog for my more niche hyperfixations! Right now it's MCYT specifically Lifesteal SMP

[jesteriisms]

Intro post

This is mainly a Lifesteal SMP blog!!!

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[mcyt-trios]

Eclipse Federation (Vitalasy, ItzSubz_, PrinceZam) vs. L'mantrio (Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit, Tubbo)

Eclipse Federation (Lifesteal SMP)

L'mantrio (Dream SMP)

Voting ended onOct 25, 2023

PROPAGANDA:

Eclipse Federation:

i dont like them. they ruined my life. Subz and Vitalasy had already partnered in previous seasons but this one, Vitalasy ended up leaving for a few months, leaving Subz alone, and Zam ended up getting close to him after immense trauma at the hands of his former teammates. Zam has done SO many wrongs, including to Subz himself and Subz STILL took him in and made him join Eclipse Federation after Zam died 14 times in a row and got banned then revived by the same player who's been killing him all this time. And it could've been perfect but no, Zam had betrayed his previous team due to them using dupes via exploits, and now Eclipse Federation ALSO has exploits! And he decided that yeah his morals were more important than being loved! And so he murders Vitalasy when he's at his most vulnerable point, lets everyone gaslight him into thinking Vitalasy is an irredeemable evil monster who will never change, even as Vitalasy SAID he was ready to change before the betrayal even happened, Eclipse threw out their whole revenge plans because of Zam's positive influence and he just broke everything. Subz couldn't be with Zam but also couldn't see himself at Vitalasy's side, leaving him alone. Vitalasy hated Zam and yet never killed him or hunted him down, despite Zam acting like he did. And when Vitalasy left, banning himself off from the server, Zam had some time alone to think and realized he fucked up SOOOO bad. And Subz revived Vitalasy and told him to kill him. And ban him. His last wish. His Deliverance. And to make up with Zam. And Vitalasy tried, and they kind of did make up over Subz's death, but then Zam was like "actually im going to kill everyone and destroy the server now. because i want subz back and also because i always do extremely drastic things when i don't need to because i have unchecked mental illnesses i refuse to get help for". And surprisingly when Subz came back he didn't like that! And they ended in tragedy! Eclipse is fucked up. It's a trio that's always about the absence of one person, it's a team that could only happen in one timeline and it was doomed from the very start. But the love was there. It made everything worse, truthfully. But it was there. And that matters. Also as a fun fact Zam himself on twitter has referred to eclipse as a throuple, which is not canon but that's pretty funny. he also stated on stream he didn't want to get therapy because it'd ruin his lifesteal character. and there was a saga where they would "marry" (challenge lost kinda shenanigans) and zam was the only one happy about it. he's not normal. there's something wrong with him. love that for him though sorry for the block of text. I really dislike them. They're my beloveds :3

L'mantrio:

brothers in arms. nothing much to say here I'm bad at propaganda sorey

They're brothers your honor, they're the original 3 members of l'manburg, they're so underrated, they're literally my favorite ever trio

[mcyt-trios]

Schlatt & Co (Jschlatt, ConnorEatsPants, IAmTy) vs. 3 Heart Trio (Yeah_Jaron, PlanetLord, and Baconnwaffles0)

Schlatt & Co. (SMPLive)

3 Heart Trio (Lifesteal SMP)

Voting ended onOct 25, 2023

PROPAGANDA:

Schlatt & Co.:

literally two guys running a business and their intern (aka Son). the worst father figures ever and a little guy. cryptocurrency scammers. they've been my lockscreen wallpaper for like a year

Capitalist family that's pathetic

they are the ultimates Guys with their Son. the Original Schlatt and Co. people always forget ty. he was crucial and i’m tired of people forgetting him. he is their son who tries his best but of course is a rebellious teen yknow. he don’t care (he does). and schlonnor are gay lol

They're so so silly and so so stupid. 2 gay business men and their weird kid/unpaid intern

iamty is a child of marriage fraud (fraud conducted by antvenom)

Please

3 Heart Trio:

theyre soo silly theyre just silly little guys who do things like mining an entire chunk in the center of the server's spawn for their own entertainment and to annoy everyone else

They are PATHETIC. They are ANNOYING. They are PERFECT. They are playing on three hearts and they die so much. They have a specialized raid platform that is NOT a raid farm. They are a team against exploits! Their base has 3 hearts above it representing them

these guys decided to put love and fun above all on the killing-lying server. while watching other teams betray and fall apart they have stuck with each other till the very last day of the server and never doubted one another. they worked like a clockwork, they knew they could only rely on themselves and at the end of the day, they didnt mind that it was that way

these guys got the short end of the stick time and time again throughout all of lifesteal s4, they were the targets of so many traps and attacks for no reason other than they were weak and always around. and despite it all they never wanted revenge and never held grudges! they cared about fun and friendship more than anything else, and while all the other teams ended up falling apart or betraying each other, these three stuck together from start to end. they didn't care about how many hearts they had, how much gear they had, or how powerful they were, because in the end all they needed was each other <3 i miss them so bad btw

[jesteriisms]

baconnwaffles followed me on twitter he's moved past living in my walls and has taken up residence in the attic

[jesteriisms]

this is not going on twitbc that man has the ability to find the most random posts of mine he's going to find it and reply with the most esoterically linked image possible

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baconnwaffles followed me on twitter he's moved past living in my walls and has taken up residence in the attic

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How to I explain 2 ppl/potential commissioners on my main that some of my best coloured work to this date is MCYT fanart

[jesteriisms]

Days 9-12 of Lifestealtober : Trap, Totem, Villain and Ban

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You guys get it. Right?

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Original post for those who want to see it as well I think it fits them real well

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You guys get it. Right?

[ssseriema]

and i hope you die, i hope we both die

[jesteriisms]

my only rule when drawing my own designs for mcyt skins is that if they''re wearing a hoodie no they're not anymore

[ssseriema]

theyre so bitter exes coded its crazy

[ssseriema]

my life and career are completely ruined (typo)

[jesteriisms]

Days 5-8 of Lifestealtober!

In order: Exile (two card variants), Exploit, Golden Apple, Team

[mcyt-trios]

Architechs (Grian, Mumbo Jumbo, Iskall85) vs. 3 Heart Trio (Yeah_Jaron, PlanetLord, and Baconnwaffles0)

Architechs (Hermitcraft)

3 Heart Trio (Lifesteal SMP)

Voting ended onOct 14, 2023

PROPAGANDA:

Architechs:

they're just. incredibly fucking stupid when they're together. it's like they lose every single skill they've ever had once they see each other. there's not a single interaction without giggling and you can tell they're genuinely having a great time which leads to AMAZING VIBES.

made SAHARA, played gold together in skirts, awesome dynamic, iconic, fought side by side, fought each other.

They are sososososo iconic. They were the best of buds during S6 and S7, they did so many shenanigans oh my gosh!!!!!! They are besties (S6-S7 is where you can see it the clearest, but also Iskall helped them cover up the Perimeter with Grian and Mumbo and a lot of other hermits, that has to count for something) They are business partners (Sahara, //which they made actual IRL merch for as well//) They perpetuated a running gag throughout the entirety of S7 (“get good lol” “I Got Good!” “OK LOL” “Get Gorgeous LOL” “FOR THE LOLS” <- all excerpts -the first one from their video titles) They fought on the same side of the Prank War together (Team-G, with Molebo Gumbo as a double agent against Team STAR) A ‘harmless’ curse of binding dragon head prank by Grian on Iskall caused the formation of the Dragon Bros. So many shenanigans. Hermit Challenges is the tip of the iceberg. I love them so much, they are my comfort trio PLEASE THEY ARE SO INCREDIBLY ICONIC LET THEM WIN. *cough* I mean, I am extremely and utterly normal about them :D

3 Heart Trio:

theyre soo silly theyre just silly little guys who do things like mining an entire chunk in the center of the server's spawn for their own entertainment and to annoy everyone else

They are PATHETIC. They are ANNOYING. They are PERFECT. They are playing on three hearts and they die so much. They have a specialized raid platform that is NOT a raid farm. They are a team against exploits! Their base has 3 hearts above it representing them

these guys decided to put love and fun above all on the killing-lying server. while watching other teams betray and fall apart they have stuck with each other till the very last day of the server and never doubted one another. they worked like a clockwork, they knew they could only rely on themselves and at the end of the day, they didnt mind that it was that way

these guys got the short end of the stick time and time again throughout all of lifesteal s4, they were the targets of so many traps and attacks for no reason other than they were weak and always around. and despite it all they never wanted revenge and never held grudges! they cared about fun and friendship more than anything else, and while all the other teams ended up falling apart or betraying each other, these three stuck together from start to end. they didn't care about how many hearts they had, how much gear they had, or how powerful they were, because in the end all they needed was each other <3 i miss them so bad btw

[aroaceacacia]

vote 3ht. heres some of my insane 3ht posting (plus a little of them w zam)

also please watch this c0gmented animatic to witness a classic 3 heart trio bit

they were like. the silliest guys ever and half the time they made so much fun of each other literally acted like being friends was a chore but they stuck together no matter what and had so much fun. THEYW ENT TO PRISON TOGETHER !!!!!!!!!! AND BROKE OUT !!!!ohhh my god. they beat each other to death to keep from starving and the third member of their team saved them by running into hell for them. the 3ht dynamic is being faced with awful options and considering the New York option instead. its breeding horses when every path to the end is destroyed and naming them all after the scariest guy on the server so that nobody steals them. its putting on a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs and adopting weird pets like boats and hoglins and planetlord. it's making speeches to twitch chat to persuade the audience to vote for them to get the leftover heart after they split the hearts between them equally. it's taking the leftover heart and burning it so that nobody gets it; it's getting sick of building new, hidden bases (they'll get found eventually anyway) and building above ground. its stubbornness despite everything. three heart trio is about choosing each other and choosing what connects them to each other again and again and again even in the face of gods and the end of the world and in the end getting commended for it. baconnwaffles will say he hates yeahjaron but we all know hes a liar

also they're just. SO fun to watch. planet bacon and jaron (when he actually showed up 🙄) made grindy streams so much fun. literally could make running around and getting totems from their "raid platform (NOT a raid farm)"* entertaining.

if u ever want to watch 3 heart trio content, bacon has a bunch of stream vods edited down into 10-15 minute videos on his second channel (most of his lifesteal s4 videos arent in his s4 playlist, but anything predating "The End of Lifesteal SMP..." is most likely a season 4 video and most likely has either planet or jaron in it). also those stream vods can be found on his vods channel, or in the lifesteal smp fan-run vod archive

also one time yeahjaron killed god #anotherdayanotherslay

tl;dr vote 3 heart trio ❤🧡💜

[ssseriema]

i will draw the 2 most voted for in maid dresses because both eclipse fed and 3 heart trio went onto the third round of the @mcyt-trios bracket !!! yippieee

vote.

scar

grian

martyn

smajor

docm77

joe hills

zombiecleo

mythicalsausage

etho

itzsubz

slimecicle

princezam idfk ran out of ideas

Voting ended onOct 8, 2023

[ssseriema]

CONGRATULATIONS TO PRINCEZAM AND DOCM77. THEY WILL BE MAID DRESSED. and shoutouts to the brave efforts from ethogirls and slimefans thankyou all for voting ^_^

[jesteriisms]

In honour of voting the least popular option (subz) I will be drawing him in a maid dress too if I have the time Seri you have full permission to scream at me in my twit dms if I fail to produce this within the next week

[mcyt-trios]

Eclipse Federation (Vitalasy, ItzSubz_, PrinceZam) vs. Drama Trio (ForeverPlays, BadBoyHalo, and Baghera Jones)

Eclipse Federation (Lifesteal SMP)

Drama Trio (QSMP)

Voting ended onOct 14, 2023

PROPAGANDA:

Eclipse Federation:

i dont like them. they ruined my life. Subz and Vitalasy had already partnered in previous seasons but this one, Vitalasy ended up leaving for a few months, leaving Subz alone, and Zam ended up getting close to him after immense trauma at the hands of his former teammates. Zam has done SO many wrongs, including to Subz himself and Subz STILL took him in and made him join Eclipse Federation after Zam died 14 times in a row and got banned then revived by the same player who's been killing him all this time. And it could've been perfect but no, Zam had betrayed his previous team due to them using dupes via exploits, and now Eclipse Federation ALSO has exploits! And he decided that yeah his morals were more important than being loved! And so he murders Vitalasy when he's at his most vulnerable point, lets everyone gaslight him into thinking Vitalasy is an irredeemable evil monster who will never change, even as Vitalasy SAID he was ready to change before the betrayal even happened, Eclipse threw out their whole revenge plans because of Zam's positive influence and he just broke everything. Subz couldn't be with Zam but also couldn't see himself at Vitalasy's side, leaving him alone. Vitalasy hated Zam and yet never killed him or hunted him down, despite Zam acting like he did. And when Vitalasy left, banning himself off from the server, Zam had some time alone to think and realized he fucked up SOOOO bad. And Subz revived Vitalasy and told him to kill him. And ban him. His last wish. His Deliverance. And to make up with Zam. And Vitalasy tried, and they kind of did make up over Subz's death, but then Zam was like "actually im going to kill everyone and destroy the server now. because i want subz back and also because i always do extremely drastic things when i don't need to because i have unchecked mental illnesses i refuse to get help for". And surprisingly when Subz came back he didn't like that! And they ended in tragedy! Eclipse is fucked up. It's a trio that's always about the absence of one person, it's a team that could only happen in one timeline and it was doomed from the very start. But the love was there. It made everything worse, truthfully. But it was there. And that matters. Also as a fun fact Zam himself on twitter has referred to eclipse as a throuple, which is not canon but that's pretty funny. he also stated on stream he didn't want to get therapy because it'd ruin his lifesteal character. and there was a saga where they would "marry" (challenge lost kinda shenanigans) and zam was the only one happy about it. he's not normal. there's something wrong with him. love that for him though sorry for the block of text. I really dislike them. They're my beloveds :3

Drama Trio:

they are the most insufferable trio to watch, but at the same time i can’t stop but wish for more

They are the Silliest!!! They constantly tease each other but they always have each others backs when they need to. They're each others best friends and family and they will Die if they don't annoy each other every second they are together. Baghera and Forever are siblings, Bad and Forever have some kind of Weird Queerplatonic Kind Of Romantic Thing going on, Baghera and Bad understand each other and Baghera is able to tell when Bad is feeling bad even though he Never directly tells her anything. They mean So much to me!!

[mcyt-trios]

Architechs (Grian, Mumbo Jumbo, Iskall85) vs. 3 Heart Trio (Yeah_Jaron, PlanetLord, and Baconnwaffles0)

Architechs (Hermitcraft)

3 Heart Trio (Lifesteal SMP)

Voting ended onOct 14, 2023

PROPAGANDA:

Architechs:

they're just. incredibly fucking stupid when they're together. it's like they lose every single skill they've ever had once they see each other. there's not a single interaction without giggling and you can tell they're genuinely having a great time which leads to AMAZING VIBES.

made SAHARA, played gold together in skirts, awesome dynamic, iconic, fought side by side, fought each other.

They are sososososo iconic. They were the best of buds during S6 and S7, they did so many shenanigans oh my gosh!!!!!! They are besties (S6-S7 is where you can see it the clearest, but also Iskall helped them cover up the Perimeter with Grian and Mumbo and a lot of other hermits, that has to count for something) They are business partners (Sahara, //which they made actual IRL merch for as well//) They perpetuated a running gag throughout the entirety of S7 (“get good lol” “I Got Good!” “OK LOL” “Get Gorgeous LOL” “FOR THE LOLS” <- all excerpts -the first one from their video titles) They fought on the same side of the Prank War together (Team-G, with Molebo Gumbo as a double agent against Team STAR) A ‘harmless’ curse of binding dragon head prank by Grian on Iskall caused the formation of the Dragon Bros. So many shenanigans. Hermit Challenges is the tip of the iceberg. I love them so much, they are my comfort trio PLEASE THEY ARE SO INCREDIBLY ICONIC LET THEM WIN. *cough* I mean, I am extremely and utterly normal about them :D

3 Heart Trio:

theyre soo silly theyre just silly little guys who do things like mining an entire chunk in the center of the server's spawn for their own entertainment and to annoy everyone else

They are PATHETIC. They are ANNOYING. They are PERFECT. They are playing on three hearts and they die so much. They have a specialized raid platform that is NOT a raid farm. They are a team against exploits! Their base has 3 hearts above it representing them

these guys decided to put love and fun above all on the killing-lying server. while watching other teams betray and fall apart they have stuck with each other till the very last day of the server and never doubted one another. they worked like a clockwork, they knew they could only rely on themselves and at the end of the day, they didnt mind that it was that way

these guys got the short end of the stick time and time again throughout all of lifesteal s4, they were the targets of so many traps and attacks for no reason other than they were weak and always around. and despite it all they never wanted revenge and never held grudges! they cared about fun and friendship more than anything else, and while all the other teams ended up falling apart or betraying each other, these three stuck together from start to end. they didn't care about how many hearts they had, how much gear they had, or how powerful they were, because in the end all they needed was each other <3 i miss them so bad btw