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@jesus-christ-offical
A post regarding @god-offical (Victoria)
TW: MENTION OF ABUSE
Also making a fucking poem about what happened and saying you did nothing wrong for clout and likes is fucking disgusting and you need to grow the fuck up. And that's being said by someone that's almost fucking 3 years younger than you. Go fuck yourself.
Yo, big JC as DJ, what you playin' tonight?
Only the most Christian song of them all, You've got the love by Florence + the machine
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 10
Jesus Christ (The Bible)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
Jesus art by @wolfythewitch
welp.. it's been a good run people🫡 I know when I can't win against THE Gomez Addams
Please for the love of God, if Jesus Christ of Nazareth wins I will be so happy
I keep forgetting we are mutuals
Congrats on making your way up that Sexyman Poll!
I'm honestly surprised I've made it this far😅
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 13
L Lawliet (Death Note)
Jesus of Nazareth (The Bible)
L fanart is by @sybbatra on instagram
Jesus art is by @wolfythewitch
Happy pride month.
Happy pride month to all the Gays
Happy pride month to all the Lesbians
Happy pride month to all the Bisexuals
Happy pride month to all the people who are intersex
Happy pride month to all the Trans women
Happy pride month to all the Transfems
Happy pride month to all the Trans men
Happy pride month to all the Nonbinary folk
Happy pride month to all the Nonbinary Transmascs
Happy pride month to all the Nonbinary Transfems
Happy pride month to all the Agenders
Happy pride month to all the People who are Aro but not Ace
Happy pride month to all the people who are Ace but not Aro
Happy pride month to all the AroAces and people in the spectrum
Happy pride month to all the People who use Xenogenders
Happy pride month to all the People that choose to identify as Unlabed or Queer due to not wanting to have a specific label for their Queerness
Happy pride month to all the Turigirls
Happy pride month to all the Lesboys
Happy pride month to all the Xenogenders
Happy pride month to all the Neopronouns users
Happy pride month to all the Microlabels
And happy pride month to everyone else in the community. Know that you are all loved and are valid no matter what you identify as.
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 44
Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives)
Jesus of Nazareth (the bible)
Elias art by @herodzn
Jesus art by @wolfythewitch
Elias Bouchard🤤 /j
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 22
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100)
Jesus Christ (The Bible)
PROPAGANDA:
[Reigen]
"Not me, Sans needs this guy preggo, also he needs that child support to sustain the business mhehehdhehejjehehr."
Reigen propaganda from last season
[Jesus]
"So that he will understand women’s pain and stop periods and make pregnancy hurt way less. JESUS CHRIST NEED HIM PREGNANT POLL FOR WOMENS RIGHTS 2026!"
'He'd do it for us."
PLEASE IT NEEDS TO BE REIGEN OH MY GOD PLEASE
STOP VOTING FOR JESUS FUCKING HELL
Everyone keep voting for Jesus!!!
it would be REALLY funny chat
I killed jesus
hello im the crucifix
you know what I did.
Main blog: @mercy-of-the-kaards
@jesus-christ-offical @evilpineapple-offical @no-one-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical
Gulps
Sometimes I forget I have this blog...
hm, youre interesting
@an-angel-offical
It squeaks curiously, tilting its head.
oh hey, i tilt my head too
*he sits down to get closer to its level*
It looked excited, moving closer, curiously.
youre quite small, i wonder how you manage to get anywhere
It turned slightly and very quickly scurried around Jeri.
going fast requires energy, you must have to eat a lot
It squeaked, seemingly in agreement.
*he lightly pats its head*
It squeaked again, looking happy.
youre quite cute
It seemed to appreciate being called cute, looking happier.
you have front facing eyes, are you a predator?
It didn't recognize the word 'predator', but it motioned to its eyes and pointed forward to indicate that it understood the first part.
*he bites his arm lightly*
thats what a predator does
It seemed to understand, and it opened its mouth and pointedly did not bite anything, trying to communicate that it wasn't a predator.
hm, you have the teeth of an omnivore
It didn't seem to know what omnivore meant, and it closed it's mouth again.
it means an animal can eat both meats & plants
It seems to understand now, but points at its head, trying to indicate it wasn't sure if it was an animal.
you have eyes, plants & fungi dont have that
It made a small curious noise, interested.
you dont have bird features nor insect features so i reckon youre a mammal
It sat, looking up at Jeri curiously.
It pointed at Jeri as if to ask what he is.
im an angel, which is a mammal
It pointed to Jeri's wings.
*he opens his wings a little more*
those are because im an angel, or were you asking a different question?
It seemed satisfied with the answer it got.
It looked around for something else to ask about.
uhm, you could touch them if you want
It looked excited at that and scurried quickly over to feel the feathers.
*his wings feel soft & smooth*
It seemed to like the texture, blinking slowly and looking happy.
*he pats its head again*
It squeaked happily, enjoying the pats.
hm, would you like to see what its like to be tall?
It looked excited at the idea, squeaking in agreement.
*he puts his hand on the ground, palm up*
It quickly climbed into his hand, sitting to balance better.
*he stands up & raises his hand as high as he can*
It looked around, squeaking several times in a row, excited.
*he lowers it to face level & smiles at it*
It looks back happily, still squeaking excitedly, and moved its arms far apart, trying to communicate that it could see a lot from up here.
yeah, height gives you a big view
It got excited again, turning slightly to look around some more.
*he holds it up again*
It yet again started squeaking repeatedly, though softly, in excitement, enjoying being able to see so much.
youre very cute
It again seemed to both recognize and enjoy the praise, looking back down at Jeri and looking happy.
hm, i wonder how intelligent you are
It blinked slowly, still looking at him. It squeaked softly, curiously, and almost encouraging. It was decently smart. It didn't recognize all English words, but it did understand a lot of things.
i reckon youre probably smart like a dog, you understand a few words & mostly use tone & body language
It put its hands close together, then pointed at itself, then at Jeri.
hm? what does that mean?
It paused, trying to think of another way to communicate the same thing.
It put its hand apart and motioned at Jeri, then a little closer together and motioned at itself.
It thought Jeri was only a little smarter than it.
ohh, maybe, we have no real way of testing at this moment
It made a humming-sighing sound, sounding slightly disappointed.
im sure youre smart, just not sure how smart
It motioned wildly with its arms again. Big. Very smart.
*he lowers it down*
what specifically do you eat?
It looked around to see if it could see anything that it might eat.
*theres a few dead leaves nearby*
It pointed to them, but it seemed slightly hesitant. That's what it ate, but it wasn't all it ate.
*he tilts his head*
do you prefer meat?
It squeaked in agreement, enthusiastically.
i find meat more interesting
It squeaked in agreement again.
are you hungry? i dont have anything on me as i dont need to eat but we can probably find something
It put its hands close together, motioning 'little' again.
hm, would those leaves you pointed to work then?
It squeaked its agreement.
*he crouches down & puts his hand on the ground*
The critter jumped off and ran over to the leaves, taking a bite out of one of them.
*he walks over to the leaves*
It looked happily up at Jeri, continuing to eat the leaves.
yourse such a cute little decomposer
It squeaked happily again, offering Jeri one of the leaves. It knew he didn't eat them, but it could still share.
oh, no, i dont eat leaves
It blinked, then took a bite of the leaf it had offered. It didn't seem to mind that Jeri didn't accept it.
i ate a leaf once, didnt taste good to me, but im sure it tastes good to you
It squeaked in agreement, exaggerating its next bite.
*he laughs*
It squeaked several times in a row, light and fast, mimicking the laugh.
hmm, youre a good mimic
It looked proud of itself.
do you have a favorite color?
It squeaked in agreement and looked around, pointing to some soft green moss on a nearby tree.
oh, green is nice, i like blue
It looked up at the sky, gesturing.
almost, my favorite shade is darker
It looked around for anything else that was blue.
*he points to his sweatshirt, its dark blue*
It squeaked happily, looking at the sweatshirt more closely, as if memorizing the color.
youre a very pretty color too
It looked up, then squeaked happily.
*he crouches & reaches to poke its stomach*
It took a step back, squeaking indignantly.
It still looked happy though, it seemed to be playing.
does your species get bigger? or are you just permanently small?
It motioned small, then paused and widened its arms a little bit. They got a little bigger, but not by much.
hm, so youre probably nearly mature
It tilted its head. It didn't really know.
how old are you?
It blinked slowly, trying to convey that it didn't know.
i shouldve expected that, you dont seem like a creature thatd keep track of something like age
It motioned to Jeri, trying to ask if he kept track of his age.
ive kept track pretty well, im about 75,000 years old
It motions big again- that's a big number.
yeah, its a very big number, im old
( honestly it's probably pretty old too, it just doesn't pay attention to time.)
It squeaks happily at being told it was right.
you seem hard to make upset
It looked upset for just a moment to show that it understood, then went right back to looking happy.
*he pats its head*
It squeaked happily again.
hm, can you make any other noise than squeaking?
It made a humming-sighing sound.
hm, thats a pretty noise
It looked excited and happy, squeaking before making the sighing sound again.
*he simles at it*
It looked happily back.
hm, do you have any questions for me?
It considered for a second, then motioned up at his halo.
i can see through it, only movement tho, would you like to see it up close?
It squeaked in agreement.
*he offer is his hand to climb on*
It climbs on quickly, sitting on his hand.
dont try to lean on it or touch it, youll go through it
It squeaked in agreement, staring at it curiously.
*he holds it up to the halo*
It continues looking, not trying to touch it, simply watching curiously.
actually, you could try to touch it, i dont know what it feels like to go through it tho since i can touch it
It reached out carefully, trying to touch it.
*its arms goes through it, the halo feels cold but also hot in a slightly uncomfortable way*
It pulled back slightly, looking at its arm curiously, then back to the halo.
what does it feel like? is it pleasant? uncomfortable? nothing?
It squeaked slightly at 'uncomfortable', mimicking a person shivering by rubbing its arms slightly. It wasn't sure how to communicate 'hot', though.
its cold, alright, anything else to report?
It squeaked that it did, and continued trying to figure out how to communicate it.
what type of sensation is it?
It motioned cold again, then pointed up- high temperature.
hm, its warm? thats odd
It squeaked, happy that Jeri had understood.
your squeaking is cute
It looked happy, squeaking again.
*he laughs*
It seemed to enjoy the sound of the laugh, mimicking it again.
*he lowers it down to near his face again*
do you ever need to sleep?
It made the humming-sigh sound again, though this time it sounded distinctly tired.
are you actually tired or just mimicking it?
It squeaked again, looking happily energetic- it had been pretending.
youre such a good mimicker
It squeaked happily, enjoying the praise.
you seem easy to accidentally quish
This made it pause, and it tilted its head slightly.
its just that youre really tiny & someone might not be watching where they walk
It seemed to understand this, and it seemed a little worried now.
im sure you could get out of the way fast enough to not get squished
@jesus-christ-offical angel wtf
What.
Humanity dissapoints me
important! Please read.
tw grooming.
The person behind @/elvis-official (also known as rose.) is a groomer.
Rose and my friend, kip (@/foxgirlclawjob) dated when kip was 13 and rose was 16. A 3 year age gap isnt a lot for 2 adults but with kip barely even being a teenager this is absolutely disgusting. A 13 and 16 year old dating is terrible.
screenshots from @/are-we-there-yet-daily post, and they got them from @/eial-daily.
(kip = jess (she/they), rose = rose but spooky)
Thank you @raccoonboyclawjob for teling me about this.
⬇️ more talk on the topic.
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
she also started dating my ex girlfriend (15) while i was 13/14 and she was 16. my ex girlfriend (who is @\god-offical) cheated on me with rose, who was substantially older than me and, and rose tried to groom me as well. she also tried to groom my friend apollo @\apollosunshineisdead . i have receipts which i will provide upon request. this includes my ex girlfriend making a groupchat with me and her and trying to get all us three to date as a polycule (which i had repeatedly stated that i was **not** okay with), as well as trying to get us three to date kip/jess. it was . really gross
@satan-offical i dont know many high follower accounts but could you reblog for reach please.
important! Please read.
tw grooming.
The person behind @/elvis-official (also known as rose.) is a groomer.
Rose and my friend, kip (@/foxgirlclawjob) dated when kip was 13 and rose was 16. A 3 year age gap isnt a lot for 2 adults but with kip barely even being a teenager this is absolutely disgusting. A 13 and 16 year old dating is terrible.
screenshots from @/are-we-there-yet-daily post, and they got them from @/eial-daily.
(kip = jess (she/they), rose = rose but spooky)
Thank you @raccoonboyclawjob for teling me about this.
⬇️ more talk on the topic.
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
she also started dating my ex girlfriend (15) while i was 13/14 and she was 16. my ex girlfriend (who is @\god-offical) cheated on me with rose, who was substantially older than me and, and rose tried to groom me as well. she also tried to groom my friend apollo @\apollosunshineisdead . i have receipts which i will provide upon request. this includes my ex girlfriend making a groupchat with me and her and trying to get all us three to date as a polycule (which i had repeatedly stated that i was **not** okay with), as well as trying to get us three to date kip/jess. it was . really gross
hello mod Hermes here. I am one of the people who run @/are-we-there-yet-daily. It genuinely is upsetting that this shit is having to come back around. We're still so disgusted with Rose and what she did so the fact that we didn't know that she was Elvis official feels so heartbreaking to hear. Truly is a "Fool me once Fool me twice" situation.
Stay safe everyone and please block Elvis Official.
important! Please read.
tw grooming.
The person behind @/elvis-official (also known as rose.) is a groomer.
Rose and my friend, kip (@/foxgirlclawjob) dated when kip was 13 and rose was 16. A 3 year age gap isnt a lot for 2 adults but with kip barely even being a teenager this is absolutely disgusting. A 13 and 16 year old dating is terrible.
screenshots from @/are-we-there-yet-daily post, and they got them from @/eial-daily.
(kip = jess (she/they), rose = rose but spooky)
Thank you @raccoonboyclawjob for teling me about this.
⬇️ more talk on the topic.
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
she also started dating my ex girlfriend (15) while i was 13/14 and she was 16. my ex girlfriend (who is @\god-offical) cheated on me with rose, who was substantially older than me and, and rose tried to groom me as well. she also tried to groom my friend apollo @\apollosunshineisdead . i have receipts which i will provide upon request. this includes my ex girlfriend making a groupchat with me and her and trying to get all us three to date as a polycule (which i had repeatedly stated that i was **not** okay with), as well as trying to get us three to date kip/jess. it was . really gross
important addition!!!!!!!
This is so funny omg
I too thought that it was Roman...
