silly billy

julia | australian | certified dummy

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[germboyfriend]

DO I SEEM ANXIOUS TO YOU?

DO I SEEM BACKED INTO A CORNER?

[amygdalae]

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

[fairycosmos]

stomach hurts from hunger. stomach hurts from eating. what the hell do yuou want from me you stupid fucking organ

[cottoncandylesbo]

i realized was in the middle of a bad anxiety phase when earlier today i had to google the phrase "something came up" before sending a text. to make sure it was a real thing people say.

[calocera]

If I had the death note I wouldn’t even care about killing people the real kicker is that you can bend their will before they die. Like who cares if I could give joe biden a heart attack BUT i could make him go up the the podium and say something like “I need a thick girl and a blunt right now or I’ll die” and then he explodes. That’s where the money is

[literallyaflame]

my nostalgia for circa 2010 club music is hysterical to me. i was not at “the club” in two thousand and ten, i was at home on the family computer singing along to “like a G6” as if i wasn’t in the G6th fucking grade

[literallyaflame]

this is where i was popping bottles in the ice like a blizzard

[depsidase]

[charlesoberonn]

Prohibition era wine bricks

[memeuplift]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[animentality]

[sunder-the-gold]

I love it when my culture is mocked properly.

[kitttenteeth]

“i just like my alone time” i say as if loneliness hasn’t been all i’ve known since childhood

[egberts]

if Candice has a picture phone why did she never just take a photo of what phineas and ferb were doing and text it to her mom

[kaibascorpse]

if she did this doofenshmirtz would just be like you see perry the platypus i sold my old computer at the pawn shop but i forgot to delete all those embarrassing photos from the christmas party, which is why i’ve invented the pixel-replacinator! and then as candace is going to text her mom the photo the phone gets hit with the beam and she looks down and she’s just texted her mom a photo of doofenshmirtz in a sexy elf costume or smth. candace can never fucking win the universe bends to facilitate her psychological torment

[straightboyfriend]

my favorite AITA ruling comments

[swordmouse]

I’m a fan of this one.

[quaranmine]

would like to add this one

[miss-morland]

[swampgallows]

[swampgallows]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[xanaxfarts]

Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life (2004)

[baddingtonbitch]