Hello and welcome to my insanity. I'm The Twilight Duchess, a Zelgan writer who spends far too much time tormenting my favorite couple. You can check out my work at the links below!
A Voice from the Desert:
Zelda and Ganondorf become unknowing pen-pals in the midst of rising turmoil in Hyrule. There is drama. There is angst. There are goats. Completed. Check for a letter here!
The King of the Desert:
A side story to the above, featuring Ganondorf versus goats. Find out who's the victor here!
The Binds that Tie:
Explicit Zelgan for those who like chains. (Rated E) Unravel here.
Wounds Time Cannot Heal:
One year has passed since that fateful battle, since Ganondorf was destroyed and Zelda was freed from her draconic imprisonment. One year, and the blood moon rises once again. Atop the cliffs of the Gerudo Highlands, the Princess awaits his return, certain that this time, victory will be hers. Witness a King's return here!
The Girl in the Crystal:
Ganondorf, hungry for power, scours the ends of the earth to find himself the Lost Princess, desperate to devour her and become a god. What he finds, however, is not what he expected. But hunger never sleeps, and it never dies, no matter the toll it takes upon its host. Be prepared to cry here!
In the Fires of Anathema:
Three years ago, Princess Zelda was killed in a tragic accident. Now, what's left of her lives on in shadows, disguised as the last of the Sheikah and bound to serve the very man who claimed her kingdom: Ganondorf Dragmire. Step into the flames here!
Wicked Delights:
Campus princess Zelda Daphnes has a reputation for being elegant, untouchable, and perfectly aloof. When she shows up at Ganondorf's apartment, asking to join his research study, the two find themselves wrapped up in a daring bet and a risque card game. What starts as a contest of stubborn wills turns into something far more dangerous as they both begin to realize just how far the other is willing to go to win. Draw your card here!
What We Sow:
When Ganondorf inherits a farm from a father he never knew, he immediately makes a deal to sell it for a massive profit. Now, the only thing that stands between him and his goals is the very fierce - and very charming - Zelda, who's bound and determined to prove he's making a mistake. He decides there can't be any harm in hearing her out. He's never been more wrong in his entire life. Harvest the fluff here!
The Symphony that Shattered the Sky:
When Zelda is plagued by nightmares of Hyrule's demise, the only person who seems to believe her is a mysterious Gerudo Shaman, hired by her father to convince her it's all in her head. But Ganondorf Dragmire seems to have other plans. Listen to the sound of their destruction here!
A Study in Chemistry:
Research specialist Zelda Hyrule makes Ganondorf an offer he can't refuse. Sign up for her research study here!













