The Jesus Of Today

Hey, I am Jesus Christ, I am a normal poor Jewish man from the middle east. I am also a socialist and love marijuana and other narcotics. Also as you can see from my indulging of prostitutes (Marry Magdalene) while still being married, I do believe in free choice and contraceptives. I am not free of sin, but I do have a good word to spread as a prophet of my Jewish faith. (For all of that feel offended by this know I am only acting as Jesus really would today, not as Christians act today.)

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He never understands me

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"Whatever I do what I want"

Eric Cartman, the true son of God, -SouthPark, Colorado

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"Pass the pot brah"

Me, Jesus Christ- At Peter's Kegger

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From the Gospel of My Bro Paul

"And the Lord saideth to me 'Bro you should try this hash it's super nice' and I saideth back to the Lord Jesus 'Dude Jesus I'm trying to get you to have followers here so we can start out own religion and makes tons of money off of naive people can you please humor me' and the Lord Jesus saideth back 'Dude, fuck that I'm so stoned'"

- Paul 4:36

Really makes you think...

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Niicccce.