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intp // gemini // slytherin // female // she/her //  i reblog random shit, read books & listen to pop punk

[whatafuckinfamilypicture]

[wholegirl-deactivated20150326]

*plays blink 182 while kickfliping a skateboard* i hate my parents……..and this town 

[leia-organa]

Ezra Miller photographed by Ryan Pfluger for Playboy Magazine.

[adrenaline]

If flowers can grow through blankets of melting snow, there is hope for me.

Tyler Knott Gregson, Haiku on Love

(via adrenaline)

[a-french-guardsman]

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

[rlckygoldsworth]

reblog if you want a passionate, homosexual anonymous love letter

[meanplastic]

[justnoodlefishthings]

hey? flamingos are terrifying

[justnoodlefishthings]

[wildlifemajor]

Flamingos are the stupidist creatures ever. There’s nothing terrifying about them. Those teeth? Those act as filtration for them as they stand like a golf club, head in the mud. The red coloration is from Beta Carotene pigments found in the algae around them, and the smol crustaceans they feed on.

[justnoodlefishthings]

you are a fool to underestimate them. their malice knows no end. now they come for you, blasphemer

[dimetrodone]

Flamingos arnt naturally pink, they dye their feathers with all the innocent shrimp they murder and consume

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

Y’all ever see a flamingo drink water?

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

HHRRRGHBLRGBLRBRRGGGH

[donuuthole]

what boys must think of me

[choirlesbians-deactivated201908]

i love women with that dominant sense of confidence, steel toed boots and sitting with their legs apart, their hands on the backs of their necks, self-assuredness in their eyes. i love women with broad shoulders and button-downs and that slightly cocky strut to their step, with slow smiles and dark eyes and rough hands and never afraid to make that bold move. i love women with that roughness about their outsides and a gentleness within, the kind of women who hold you and you feel the earth soften beneath your feet. 

[jet-starr]

god im gay

[pandavalkyrie]

You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your talents reflect your interests and passions, and what’s important to you is important.

[asforthesoundtrack]

excuse me what the fuck

[asforthesoundtrack]

excuse me what the fuck

[alittledizzy]

Sometimes when I go through a 2009/10 phan timeline I think ‘Damn they really did all of that and put it on the internet. Wild lmao’

this is my favorite ‘Damn they really did all of that and put it on the internet. Wild lmao’ moment: 

[jet-starr]

BITCH

[wispyphil-deactivated20200622]

dan is like fireworks

[xxbigkahunasxx]

explain

[wispyphil-deactivated20200622]

pretty to look at, but loud as fuck

[howelllll-blog]

last night i had a dream i ran into dan and phil and phil had a promise ring with the initials p & s on it and this is how i figured out phil was actually dating sam from icarly and he made me promise not to tell anyone 

[quercussp]

Ok, now you all have convinced me that Dan and Phil exchanged promise rings back in 2009, so excuse me while I cry over the fact that art imitates life and that they made a video on their gaming channel reliving being young boys in love, committing to each other and having hot steamy and a bit awkward sex.

[dipthepip]

dan: bills!!

phil: but sex

dan: we could go with dil to work

phil: yeah but sex

dan: see him watering the plant

phil: gay sex

dan: let’s invent something

phil: devan! devan! devan!

dan: ahh this thing we found one time that’s actually quite irrelevant

phil: messing around the christmas tree

dan: look a skeleton!

phil: sex?

dan: awwwwww promise rings

phil: S E X