Umm No?

hippy/gypsy palm reader plant lover Capricornian ♑ 22 years of age IG: upsettyspaghetti YouTube channel: Upsetti spaghetti

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

La croix white claw kombumcha kratom lean cold brew grey goose tulsi gabbord industrial complex

[temencmoth]

we didnt start the fire

[tremblespoesieetcitations]

I’m going to be honest…. I haven’t been on here bc I am terrified of having a seizure again. Which is why my account hasn’t been active lately. Today that terrifying fear came true and I had another seizure. We don’t know why, I’m too scared to sleep bc I’m scared I might have a seizure even doing that.

[souratgar-deactivated20190925]

the award for “Most Creative Chapter Titles” goes to medieval Arabian writers

[thesylverlining]

Softly, to the tune of “Seasons of Love” from RENT: “Three thousand, one hundred, and twenty kinds of sna-aakes…”

[beekeep]

a watched pot never boils but

an unwatched pot boils over

[classicmeevs]

Over what

[worm]

over and out

[awed-frog]

Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?

[thestraggletag]

It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.

[rebootera]

[endopyre]

one of the reasons mental illness sucks so fucking much is because people around you can literally tell you again and again that they love you, that they think you’re cool and funny, that they support you in every way, that you’re talented or intelligent, and no matter how many times they say it you’ll always cringe and shake your head and say “no, no i’m not, really” but the SECOND someone says one bad thing about you, even just once. You believe it completely. 

[louises-belcher]

I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them. 

[latenights]

do u ever look at ur body and regret all the junk food you’ve ever eaten but then proceed to eat more junk food to comfort urself

[gryffodair]

Today in "Unnecessarily Gendered Products" : White Now Men

THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN

OK first that looks weird

…………. aaaaand this is disgusting

………….wait

WHAT THE FUCK

whaaaaat ?

that was weird ….

[notgivingin-swim-deactivated201]

posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went

“hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me”

[gryffodair]

that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt

[sleepygogh]

A concept : me sinking into my mattress, my bones become honey, my skin feels of silk. Soft sounds flow around my head and through my body

[vladtheunfollower]

Monet’s Pond, Seki City, Gifu Prefecture, Japan. Credit: Hidenobu Suzuki

[ericaofanderson]

I’ll Never Forget.

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[biteythevillain]

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

[velv-ette]

lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph

[makingstrangemaneuvers]

Ok but imagine being the gf here

You’ve been chillin with ur S/O and u decide to get up and get a snack. U never talk to ur S/O’s roommate, but u wanna play it cool like u didn’t just have sex 20 minutes ago in this apartment while said roommate was probably home. Awk af, but u got this.

U look up and nod at them, about to offer a noncommittal “hey” or “how’s it going,” when the fucking roommate just

Looks u dead in the eyes

And fuckin

Bites a goddamn onion like an apple

[wewanthappinessback-deactivated]

[propheticfire]

[hotvampireadjacent]

this is what living in the midwest is like and the corn screams back sometimes

[windows-98]

a lot of people these days are afraid to show fruit and vegetables being thrown through a cascade of water and that’s fucked up

[windows-98]

there is NOTHING shameful about this

[moldlover]

that’s how they flavor la croix