The best place by the fire

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[sconesfortea]

RIP Anthony Stewart Head (1954 - 2026)

[kaleidoscope-vol2]

Anthony Head, ‘Buffy’ and ‘Ted Lasso’ Star, Dies at 72

Anthony Head, the British actor known for his roles in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' and 'Ted Lasso,' has died. He was 72.

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[prongcollar]

Dear Marni, I am so sorry, can you forgive me for this?

[inadvertently-biblical]

I'll remember to mention that.

Rupert Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 3x17 "Enemies"

[livelovelaugh-777]

[swordtit]

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

[mal-studyblr]

hey quick PSA but “reading before bed to wind down” only works if you’re normal about books btw. if you aren’t you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one

[notonlymice]

knight!Rumple x princess!Belle au

[thestraggletag]

There aren't enough fics of these two.

[b0nkcreat]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[b0nkcreat]

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

[b0nkcreat]

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

[cytherean-sunset]

[lurkiestvoid]

[willcraftapple11]

[annoushkart]

Feliz día de la patria!!!!!

Canción con nada y todo que ver

[electronicmail]

Be honest do you think that actually learning things in high school is important

yeah dude or else youre gonna be that coworker people post about

[electronicmail]

this is by far the most insane example

[kriegswaffel]

Learning things that you will never need again will still teach you how to learn things. Reading comprehension, abstract ideas, being open to the idea that you don’t know stuff even though you think you understand it.

Learning trains your brain and higher education correlates with a better outcome in any situation that requires mental flexibility (e.g. post-operative cognitive deficit and/or delirium are lower in people with higher education even if all other factors have been equalised).

You see people who suddenly age twenty years in six months once they are retired? Those are people who stop learning and mentally engaging with their environment beyond a baseline.

You see people who suddenly look ten years younger after they retired? Those are people who use the mental capacity they gained to engage in new things.

And, yeah, it’s never too late to learn, but it’s so much harder if you’ve never started learning.

[thestraggletag]

As a teacher I've seen subjects like Economics or Accounting be tweaked recently to include a lot of more practical "managing your personal finances as an adult" content, which I applaud because it was a very necessary change. That being said there IS value in theoretical knowledge and how it trains your brain to think and acts like lifting weights does for your muscles.

[dollyface711]

Heyyyy my Darlings so I recently started watching OUAT and so far I got to season 1 episode 12 and... IT BROKE ME!!! Like the episode just hit hard and all I can say is poor Belle so I made this piece to show Belle's sorrow if you know what I mean. But anyways hope you enjoy my Darlings 😊❤️🥀❤️‍🩹

[deliriumsdelusion7]

Oh wow this is so pretty! I love your style so much.

Also…

@thestraggletag could we get The Thing please?

[thestraggletag]

So sorry I'm late on this, but I had to find a moment with my laptop! Okay, let's do this!

WELCOME TO RUMBELLE, YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD. I SEE YOU THERE, SO YOUNG, SO FRESH, SO WOOBIE. LET ME SLOWLY CLASP YOU TO MY BOSOM IN A MOTHERLY WAY.

NOW YOU STUMBLE AROUND, A LITTLE LOST RUMBELLE CHICK NEEDING LOVE AND GUIDANCE, TREMBLING WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND BOTTLED-UP FEELS. NEVER FEAR, FOR WE’LL TAKE YOU IN, SINCE YOU HAVE BECOME

ONE OF US.

WE HAVE TEA, FOR YOUR SHATTERED FEELS. WE KNOW IT HURTS, WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE. MOST OF USE JUST DUMP A LOT OF VODKA INTO THAT TEA. IT’D BE EASIER TO JUST DUMP A TEA BAG INTO A BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF, TO BE HONEST.

HERE, DEARIE, ARE SOME GIFS I BRING FORTH TO YOU SO YOU CAN BLOG ABOUT YOUR FEELS, AND HOW RUMBELLE RUINED YOUR LIFE AND YOU LOVE IT. TAKE THEM, DON’T BE SHY. YOU WILL NEED THEM, YOUNG PADAWAN. THEY WILL BECOME YOUR NEW LANGUAGE. BE WARNED, LITTLE ONE, FOR THEY ARE OF A SPOILERY NATURE THAT MIGHT HURT YOUR WEE EYES. THEY’RE ALSO AWESOME, SO YOU SHOULDN’T STARE AT THEM DIRECTLY.

LIKE AN ECLIPSE.

OR RUMPLE’S LEATHER PANTS.

AND SINCE THIS IS A PRETTY COMPLEX FANDOM I DIRECT YOU TO A WELCOME PAGE SO YOU CAN GATHER YOUR BEARINGS AND EXPLORE MORE OF THIS MAGICAL LAND OF CHIPPED CUPS AND SEXY SCALY MEN. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS THERE YOU’LL FIND ANSWERS. IF NOT YOU CAN ALWAYS SEEK THERUMBELLE TAG, AND POST QUESTIONS THERE. RUMBELLERS ARE ALWAYS THERE TO ANSWER.

ALWAYS. RUMBELLERS DON’T SLEEP.

IF YOU FEEL THE NEED FOR SOME LOVELY VISUAL REPRESENTATIONS OF THE UTTER PERFECTION THAT IS THIS SHIP I DIRECT YOU TO THE RUMBELLE ART TAG, WHERE MANY TALENTED PEOPLE POST TALENTED THINGS THAT PRODUCE BOTH AWE AND ENVY.

AND LAST, AND THIS IS WHAT I’M KNOWN FOR…

WE.

HAVE.

PORN.

NO, NOT LIKE OTHER FANDOMS. NOT SOME PORN. NOT ANY PORN. WE HAVEALL THE PORN.

ALL OF IT.

EVERY KINK.

EVERY FANTASY.

EVERY POSITION.

FOOD SEX, PEGGING, BONDAGE, S&M (BUT THE REAL TYPE, NO INNER GODDESSES, ALL KINKY FUCKERY), CANE PORN, PRIEST PORN, CANNIBAL PORN, SHADOW!SEX, DADDY!DOM, DOM/SUB, BLOODPLAY, MIRROR-SEX, PREGNANCY KINKS, POWER-SEX, INTERSPECIES SEX, LACTATION PORN, DAGGER!PORN, RAPTOR!PORN, MAGICAL SEX AND MANY MORE.

THE SHOW DEADASS GAVE US THE BAREBONES OF A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN A SWEET, HELPFUL PRINCESS AND A SPARKLY DISCO LIZZARD, WITH ONLY THE CHASTEST, MOST DISNEY-FRIENDLY WRITING AND WE READ BETWEEN THE LINES AND HAD THEM FUCKING EVERY TIME THEY WERE EVEN REMOTELY OFFSCREEN.

I DIRECT YOU NOW TO MY FANFIC REC LIST, WHERE YOU SHALL FIND MANY TREASURES. I ALSO GIVE YOU A REC LIST OF REC LISTS (A LIST-CEPTION, SO TO SPEAK). YOU CAN ALWAYS GO TO THE RUMBELLE FICTAG IF YOU FEEL YOU NEED MORE RUMBELLE PORN FICS IN YOUR LIFE. AND YOU WILL. AND IF YOU WANNA HIT THE MOTHERLOAD OF RUMBELLE FANFICTION CHECK OUT THE RUMBELLE LIBRARY, RIPE WITH DECADENT FICS FOR YOUR PERUSAL.

IN THIS FANDOM WE LIKE TO CELEBRATE WITH FIC, COPE WITH FIC AND START MASSIVE FIC WARS SO THERE ARE SEVERAL YEAR-ROUND EVENTS DESTINED TO BRING FORTH MORE RUMBELLE SEXYTIMES  MOMENTS: THE RUMBELLE SECRET SANTA (ORGANIZED THREE YEARS IN A ROW AND TOTALLING AROUND 350 FICS), FLOOFAPALOOZA (FOR WHEN YOU NEED TO GO ‘AWWW’ DESPERATELY), 50 FIRST HAMBURGER DATES (YES, WE GOT IT BAD), THERUMBELLE CHRISTMAS IN JULY (FOR THOSE LONG HIATUS MONTHS), THEMANTIS DAY MENAGERIE(BECAUSE OUR SMUT NEEDS MORE CREATURES IN IT), THE GREAT RUMBELLE BLOWOFF AND THE RUMBELLE SHOWDOWN. IT ALL CULMINATES WITH THE T.E.A. AWARDS, WHERE WE MOSTLY CONGRATULATE THE WRITERS ON ALL THE SEX, FLUFF AND TEARS (GREAT PLACE FOR NEWBIES TO ALSO SEEK FIC RECS!).

MIND THE SPOILERS, DEARIE.

BUT IF YOU’RE ALL CAUGHT UP YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK THIS TUMBLR WHICH WILL HOLD PRECIOUS TREASURES SO YOU CAN SURVIVE THE SUMMER HIATUS WITH MOST OF YOUR SANITY INTACT.

WE AIM FOR REALISTIC GOALS HERE.

IF YOU HAVEN’T YET DELETED YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT AND MOVED TO A COUNTRY WITHOUT INTERNET CONNECTION THEN CONGRATULATIONS, YOU INDEED HAVE THE MAKINGS OF A GREAT RUMBELLER. AND YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE.

NOW LET ME HOLD YOU GENTLY, SOFTLY, LOVINGLY.

Welcome to the fandom, dearie.

[thestraggletag]

I just want you to know that after all these years I still think about Bad Timing and I am looking forward to maybe someday reading its sequel. <3 Bad Timing is a masterpiece. I told the entire plot to my partner and when I got to the cliffhanger I was like — How!? How is she going to convince him that she is herself and not her own daughter or a hallucination? — and they were like *okay pat pat there there*

I love that anecdote of you telling the plot to your partner as a sort of catharsis. I knew the ending of Bad Timing was gonna be a bit jarring to a lot of people, but at the time I had no other ending to give. I'm currently writing and posting a sequel (part one is already out, and chapter 2 could potentially be getting out this weekend if I'm lucky), which I know will likely not live up to a lot of expectations, but I still wanted to write it. Hopefully you'll like it!

[in-cunt-we-trust]

only robert carlyle has a role as a priest, a role as a guy pretending to be a priest, and a role fucking a priest, and I think that's beautiful

[thestraggletag]

He's got the range.

[notonlymice]

~my love~

[thestraggletag]

Look, I'm super weak for a character who, in the middle of his peak villain arc, is still madly in love with his other half.

Like, that shit gets to me. Like yes, make the villain soft for his true love. Give me this twisted but real interpretation of love. I'll always fall for it, I'm a sucker.