UEE HEE HEE

I ALWAYS COME BACK, BACK | jevil Ask/rp blog | semi-selective (UT/DR please) | mod is 24 | Jevil is aro/ace | pacifist canon aligned | m!a: none | my time-zone is GMT (UK time) | my lovely banner was made by just-a-rando-anon | follow back from @2fresh2pure

[jevils-tale]

*UEE HEE HEE! HELLO, HELLO! WELCOME ONE AND ALL! VOICES AND VISITORS, VISITORS! TO MY LITTLE FREE-

* ER, WATERFALL. WELCOME TO MY LITTLE WATERFALL.

* THIS IS WHERE I STAY, STAY! WHEN KRIS IS AWAY! NU HA!

————

OOC:

Hello! It’s been years and years (I started this blog in 2018, believe it or not!) but I’ve decided it’s finally time for me to make a proper intro and rules post! So here it is!

BLOG RULES:

Please avoid explicit asks. Suggestive is fine, but I will ignore them if I’m not comfortable to answer.

Sometimes response might take a little while, I am an adult and have other things to do as well.

Please do not assume Jevil knows you or your characters right off the bat. You characters might have a history with a Jevil, but My Jevil doesn’t have a history with your characters.

The basic do not be any kind of bigoted in my inbox.

This ask blog is semi-selective. I will ignore asks I don’t like and I am only really interested in character interactions with other Undertale/deltarune characters, or sonas, unspecified sonas are also okay and will just be assumed to be lightners.

The way the inbox works is that anons are typically assumed to be voiced in Jevils head, unless a present is being given, in which case they’re just some nondescript lightner. If you send an ask off anon I’m assuming you’re standing there in front of Jevil.

Jevil is not aware of tumblr or this blogs existence.

M!As are welcome.

This blog is part of a wider universe! Others included in Atlas’ Deltarune ask blog universe include:

Seam @shawmwork-blog

Spamton @pocket-dealz

Rouxls and his Ace siblings @the-kaard-family

[pocket-dealz]

Don’t mess with my gang

[pocket-dealz]

Omg I forgot to say

I’m officially employed now, since April

Sorry for the inactivity

[jevils-tale]

You have divorced energy

* HUH? DIVORCED YOU SAY??

* UEE HEE HA! WELL WHO BE THE UNLUCKY DUCK?

* FROM WHICH YOU FEEL IVE BROKEN UP, UP?

[jevils-tale]

My bad Jevil here’s a duck plush as an apology

* HMM, YES. I SHALL ACCEPT IT, ACCEPT IT!

(Upon accepting the duck plush, it transforms to appear like one of his carousel ducks! How peculiar!)

[jevils-tale]

"Oh I'd love to train with you!! Once I get some free time on my schedule, we can try battling with eachother - It'll be so much fun!! :D"

"By the way, Jevil, though I maay be a bit too late for this, but.."

*You hear the door open.

.. I still want you to have this.

*She hands you the drawing, a little embarrassed for not congratulating you sooner.

T-the cornflowers here mean hope, loyalty and trust, if you're curious!

* GASP! RACHEL!! IN THE FLESH, FLESH!!

* UEE HEE HA HA! SO WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!

* THANK YOU! THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT!!

* I SHALL PUT IT SAFE WITH THE OTHERS, OTHERS!!

[jevils-tale]

"Ahaha, well..."

*Rachel takes a moment before typing out her next message.

"Remember when Spamton's spawn (or whatever they're supposed to be) swarmed us when we saw him in Castle Town?"

"Basically, that happened to me again."

"A bunch of them saw me walk by and before I knew it - I was completely surrounded! Then Spamton himself came out of nowhere, made the swarm disappear (at my own plea) and then almost immediately tried to sell me something!"

"I genuinely thought he sent the little ones to find me and then hurt me or something - I freaked out so much..."

(I’m so sorry for answering this so late I ended up super busy IRL)

(Jevils face scrunches up reading Rachel’s recount of the events. Of course Spamton would pull something like this.)

“UGH. OF COURSE, COURSE… THAT MAILMAN WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A SALE.”

“DEFENCE CLASSES WOULD BE WISE, WISE”

“AND WHOS TO SAY THEY WOULDNT ALSO LET ME TRAIN, TRAIN!”

“I’D GO EASY ON YOU, OF COURSE”

[jevils-tale]

Yo bro, did you know that adults will often become lactose intolerant as they age?

Pretty- pretty cool right *cried in can't eat ice-cream without stomach cramps*

* SKILL ISSUE, ISSUE

[jevils-tale]

Any form of roughhousing you don't like? I know you don't like hugs, so suplexes are off the table, right?

* HMM? NO? ANYTHING GOES IN ROUGHHOUSING!

* AS LONG, LONG AS ITS AGREED UPON!

[jevils-tale]

*pinches your cheeks* I missed you so much

* WHAT DID I JUST SAY. ABOUT GETTING TOO COMFORTABLE?

(He gently pushes you way as far as his arm goes and then some. As in you continue to slide away.)

[jevils-tale]

« Jevil... you are very cute, very loveable. I wanted you to know that. »

* IM ALSO VERY ARMED AND DANGEROUS, DANGEROUS!

* SO DONT GET TOO COMFORTABLE…!

[jevils-tale]

@the-dark-comfort-zone

A pair of Pippins walk up, carrying what appears to be a giant blueberry cake. "Happy Birthday, to our favorite goof!" they say, setting down the cake

Upon cutting it open, it's actually a giant blueberry muffin baked and topped like a cake. A note is under the plate (that I failed to draw-) that reads "and happy April Fools, too"

* UEE HEE HEHEHE

* SOMEONE REMEMBERED, REMEMBERED!!

[jevils-tale]

Permission to bonk? Well, as Eustace from Courage the Cowardly Dog once said, "Im gettin me mallet!"

*WHAT FUN, FUN! WHAT JOY, JOY!!

*COME BASH AND SMASH AND TRASH THIS TOY!

*JUST GIVE YOUR MALLET A LITTLE SWING

* AND SEE HOW FAR MY HEAD WILL FLING!!!

*UEE HEE HEE HA HA!!!

(He seems terribly excited by this)

[jevils-tale]

"Aww I'm glad to hear that!!"

"I'm currently doing fine, overall. Thinking of trying out the dojo in Castle Town. I heard of how battles work in the Dark World and I really want to try it out. It sounds genuinely fun!"

"That, and, well.. learning a bit of self defense sounds like a good idea. Especially after today..."

(Jevils tail swishes at the thought. The dojo huh?? Perhaps he could even weasel his way in there…)

“THE DOJO YOU SAY”

“UEE HEE HEE! WELL! PERHAPS THEY WILL ALLOW ME TO PLAY, PLAY!”

“TOUGH. PRAY TELL, WHAT HAPPENED TODAY?”

“TO SPUR THIS LINE OF THOUGHT I MEAN?”

[jevils-tale]

*New message from Rachel!

"Hiiii Jevil!! How are you doing?)"

* OH ME OH MY! WHAT IS THAT PINGING, PINGING!

* COULD IT BE?

(Jevils makes a whole song and dance of pulling out that phone he was given, tail wagging a little. There’s only one person who has his number after all)

“OH HELLO, HELLO RACHEL!”

“I AM DOING SIMPLY SWELL!”

“HOW ABOUT YOU, YOU?”

[jevils-tale]

what's good little man? How have ya been? how's ya BONES?

* OH I’VE BEEN JUST SWELL, SWELL!

* NO BONES ABOUT IT!! NU HA!

* WHAT JOY, JOY ITS BEEN!

* TO HAVE THE PIPPINS BACK TO PLAY!

[jevils-tale]

Permission to bonk the Jevil??

* YES!! YES!! UEE HEE HEE HA!

* YOU SHOULD MAKE IT COUNT, COUNT!

* BONK SO HARD MY HEAD LEAVES ITS MOUNT!

*UEE HEE HA!!