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[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[victusinveritas]

He's prostrating himself before the Eucharist, in case you're wondering. Or possibly planking.

[vvatchword]

@apocrypals

[apocrypals]

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

[rainathrownaway]

We're all in extreme distress, he's not special.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[groovysarity]

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

[jayyyneotai]

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[sheherlockholmes]

mothers day cards: hey queen 👸😋! thank you for cooking 🍳 and cleaning 🧽🧹🧺 and shopping 🛍🛒 and taking care of our health insurance 🙊⚕️and just being a great beautiful lady! 🥰❤️ we love you so much mom!!!

fathers day cards: you FART 💨 and thats FUNNY 🤡

[atom1cbonsai]

nope. i dont car

[the-big-mood]

In Spider-Man 3, there's a deleted scene where Sandman transforms himself into a sand castle so his daughter can play with him without knowing it's him

She hugs the castle. Then her mom calls her away

She turns back and the castle is gone

Sony cut it..

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[thegingerpowers]

[fatmaninalittlesuit]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

as usual, texts from my mom

[my-dailydreams]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]