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yes hello this is dave (he/they) 28. ask me about my fnaf server | icon by headphonetrash

[jewishmatsuda]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Danny Fenton & Damian Wayne Characters: Danny Fenton, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Vlad Masters Additional Tags: Danny Fenton and Damian Wayne are Twins, danny does not remember the league of shadows, Ghost King Danny Fenton, ghost prince danny fenton, Creepy Vlad Masters, Trans Danny Fenton, no beta we die like danny, demon twins, Lazarus Pits are Ectoplasm (Danny Phantom and DCU) Series: Part 1 of Delusions of Doppelganging Summary:

When Danny was six years old, he was found in a state park out in the Midwest telling crazy stories of ninjas and pools of boiling, green liquid. Kids say crazy things all the time, and his young mind adapted to being told all his stories were his big imagination.

The last time Damian saw his twin, they were six, and his twin slipped and fell into a Lazarus Pit in a freak accident. A body was never recovered. After his twin was presumed dead, Damian refused to forget.

Years later, their paths cross by chance, and it's, weirdly enough, all thanks to Vlad Masters.

[lonestatus]

for ten years there were letsplayers who would record video content of themselves playing videogames and edit it down into 10-20 minute videos which they would post on youtube and other video hosting websites, but mostly youtube. now we only wake up in a desecrated field choked with a miasmatic fog and columns of graves that stretches beyond the horizon

[jethroq]

[felinepipebomb]

via @orbitalpirate

[acerbicecho]

[molabuddy]

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

[molabuddy]

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

[other-orchid]

this post has genuinely helped me so i used it as inspiration for today’s hand lettering practice

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[hymneminium]

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

[probablyautistic-definitleygay]

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[vermilionstarlight]

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

[her-solitary-war]

too many people seem to think certain ships would officially start going out and put a label on their relationship and sometimes even go so far as to get married. but most of the time said ships would really just be freaks and fuck weirdstyle without addressing the elephant in the room that is the mutual romantic attraction

[vulcan-moon]

ive been rewatching ouran

[pink-carnelian]

Haruhi fujioka really is the character ever. Going by any pronouns in 2006. Big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. Constant deadpan delivery. Getting bitches constantly. Reacts to romantic advances with a thousand-yard goldfish stare. Perfect flawless protagonist 10/10

[memorycycle]

when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

[memorycycle]

[sapphling]

many will attempt to "end" the hug after only five to ten seconds of holding you. crucially, this is where the claws come into play

[fallingtowers]

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant

[lillie-garden]

kissing you on the forehead

[increasingpanic-deactivated2024]

with tongue?

[lillie-garden]

with tongue. 🥰

[just-taking-adam-break]

[anistarrose]

my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell

[voidboxed]

based on this image I found on twt