I (none of your business, M) was recently sent off to the war between Britian and The Moon Kaiser (which as you should probably know started because The Moon Kaiser commissioned the construction of a vast lunar cannon, and aimed it directly at London), alongside my best friend B (same age as me, M). Now me and B were both fighting on Britian's side of the war, and over time forged a bond with another soldier on Britian's side (immortal apparently, M) and a frequently-loyalty-shifting war robot (???, ???). Over the 3-4 years of the war, while me and B both cherished our bond with the two other individuals, our bond with each other grew stronger and closer by the day. Unfortunately, one terrible war day, B was killed. I'll spare you the details as they are 'muddy and pointless', as the immortal soldier i mentioned above likes to put it, however his death has affected me deeply. So deeply, in fact, that i made it my mission to murder all the lunar men with fury heaven sent, and proceeded to massacre every one of the Kaiser's soldiers i encountered until i was captured by his army. After my capture, i was brought before The Moon Kaiser for a royal execution, when i suddenly noticed that the lunar cannon was situated right behind his throne. Moreover, the previous executionee, whose head the kaiser was holding in front of me, was none other than my immortal friend (he winked at me so i guess he wasn't dead), and the war robot i mentioned earlier was amongst the Kaiser's personal guard. I then ordered the war robot to fight, causing a distraction amongst the guards so that i may escape their clutches (thankfully my immortal friend distracted the kaiser aswell by biting his nose and toes). Finally i ran towards the gun, turned it to face the moon, fired it and made a run towards the nearest escape pod. I managed to make it out mostly unscathed (save for my eyes which burnt out from the brightness of the explosion), and the same goes for my immortal friend and the war robot. However, the explosion ripped through the full moon's heart and like that, the moon was gone.
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