Jews.

[mdtwn]

happy election eve!! make sure u leave milk and cookies out for anderson cooper tonight or he’ll stand outside ur window and squint

[spacecrygirl]

[hollowflatexpandingearthtimecube]

when jeb wins tomorrow then you will understand

[a6]

me: hold the fuck up 

the fuck: *is hold*

[shamelessscreencaps]

[playdohnt-deactivated20181130]

Godsghnhknnh

[jcj94-deactivated20181203]

#aboutme

[backofthejazzbus]

Ladies and gentleman, gay dating!

[weekndupdate-deactivated2016110]

the first rule of Internet argument is to make sure your profile description isn’t so embarrassing that it can immediately be used against you.

[misterhayden]

THE COMICS ARE READY. RING A DING DING DING DING. IT’S COMICS TIME.

[danger]

[purplebuddhaproject]

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[croptopshawty-deactivated201909]

When your boyfriend walks in the house and tries to ask you about your day but you just listened to Lemonade

[sonypraystation]

whatever happens tomorrow, just know its white people’s fault

[ignisthepyro]

*HACKS TABLE*

*hacker voice* I’m in!

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Riding bae like:

…and then you find The Spot™ and:

[hebebuffay-deactivated20210705]

@thatleafeon

[fabuloustoast]

Y'all are going to hell

[sixpenceee]

A thousand miniature people have slowly melted away in a Berlin square in an effort to draw attention to melting ice caps in Greenland and Antarctica. Brazilian artist Nele Azevedo carved the figures out of ice and placed them on steps in the central Gendarmenmarkt square where they began to melt within about half an hour. (Source)

[staggot]

honestly she is serving looks

[rippingupthedisco]

we seriously are not giving this enough attention like you just cannot take the Chanel Hysteria lipstick, the 100% authentic Tiffany & Co.™ pearl necklace WITH the matching set of earrings. got the 2016 Fall/Winter blood orange Yves Saint Laurent fitted evening gown. and the hair is laid. to. rest. finally you see that drink? thats most definitely a large and you know she got this all with her own munty h u n t y

[poems-and-words]

[poems-and-words]

Book of the day: The Last Mile by David Baldacci

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[invdious]