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me af

[sadboy420]

He drank his blood!!!!

[burgerwizard-deactivated2015091]

reblog if you love the moon, or any other really big rock

[buttergin]

Does this include Dwayne

[theoncomingabsolutelynothing]

Of course it does

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I fucking love this

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[nowyoukno]

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

[jammerlee]

Emergent behavior at its finest! XD

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“And now we would like to demonstrate Watson, the latest in artificial intelligence. How are you, Watson?”

“Fuck off, dickass.”

[pinkmet-al]

So what? Let the machine swear. If you want it to be as intelligent as possible, it should know as much as it can. Fuck’s sake, even AI is sheltered.

[massivelimestonecube]

*pounding on table* LET THE ROBOT SWEAR! LET THE ROBOT SWEAR!

[aquaticwonder]

Paris in the rain | Christophe Jacrot

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levels

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WEN DUH ACOUSTICS DANK AF

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HOLY SHIT I WASNT EXPECTING THAT 

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I FUCKING HATE THUIS WEBSITE DELETE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

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Didn’t even unmute and I died

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[kingcheddarxvii]

List of celebrities who aren’t human:

Sufjan Stevens (sad alien who loves god)

Tilda Swinton (forest spirit born from an icy pond one quiet night when the blood moon hung in the sky. several other inhumans were present during the birthing. who are they)

Saoirse Ronan (friendly fairy who accidentally discovered she was good at acting like a human and is too polite to stop accepting awards)

David Bowie (standard 1960s depiction of a martian maintaining the illusion of being a human through pure funky charisma. was present at Tilda Swinton’s birth)

Despite rumors to the contrary Benedict Cumberbatch is human but his colleague, Martin Freeman, is actually several gnomes in a trench coat

Christopher Walken. No idea what the hell he is

[heartsoftruth]

Funniest moment of the match: Luisito checking the referee’s watch to see if the first half really ended, via FutbolFichajes. (17/08/’15)